Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Naturally

The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy......

Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars. It's not good for her chocha. Those rock dudes are fucking filthy!

I swear, if you were in a rock band in the 80s, she will suck yo dick. She's already gone through CC Deville and Bret

Let's see, who will Daisy eff next? I'm thinking Richie Sambora, Axl Rose, Tommy Lee and then Johnny Solinger from Skid Row. Johnny Solinger was so hot. She better stay away from him.

Posted by: Michael K


thebiglebowski's picture

sure, whatever, mary was a virgin..whatever folks...i asked my pastor when i was twelve years old why there was no mention of dinosaurs in the bible. would anyone care to hazard a guess of the lame ass reason i was given??

soul's picture

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how about Robert Plant, Rod Stewart, Paul? Dave is too much of a hot mess..heeteehee =O

thebiglebowski's picture

look at angelina jolie. people rip her apart. for what?? i'm genuinely confused. i know that tom cruise may not be in a religion that any sane person would follow but ten years ago everyone loved him. religion is the basis for every war, every human dispute, that has existed since time began. you cant tell me that christiantity makes much more sense. religion to me is just a basis for war and hate. i was raised lutheran for all you haters. NO religion makes sense

tonicbitch's picture

Just think at some point this woman looked in the mirror and thought to herself "I'd look superfly if I got some star tattoos on my neck".

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Submitted by Miss Meliss on May 23, 2008 - 12:18am.
I thought that was Avril Lavigne.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Just a Dollop of Daisy....
*humming stupid Daisy sour cream song*

Dave Navarro is like the refrigerator covered with slut puppy magnets and filled with leftovers.

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thebiglebowski's picture

it's amazing, with that kind of self absorbtion that they leave thier houses at all. i may be a small town girl from the states, but it seems to me, if i had that much money, drew that much attention for doing nothing, that it could at least be used for something good. yet when a celebrity tries to do positive things, look how they are ripped apart by every little small town nobody not able to do anything

EatYourVeggies's picture

Gross. I wonder how many STDs they have all together.

tonicbitch's picture

Yup, you pretty much summed it all up.

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thebiglebowski's picture

i'm pretty disgusted with all celebrities. is this all they do? they get headlines for who they fuck, what drugs they do, who they pissed off and what little drama queen arguments they have? i'm surprised they dont stay home and stare at themselves in the mirror all day.

ChubbyWubby's picture

What the hell, she is pretty filthy looking herself. Also she looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet many times.....

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to M.E.
don't know about anthony but he used to make out onstage with perry farrell. or something like that..

after poison (cuz you know it was all of them), her ex and dave... are there stds left to get? shouldn't she have the complete set by now?

Solaera's picture

She's not very hot. Busted face.

Kizzy's picture

Bye, M.E., take care :)

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I want to make a sex tape with Dave Navarro.
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lellykuick's picture

wtf! for some reason this shocked me! unbelievable!

M.E.'s picture

Bye Horz!

Miss Meliss's picture

I thought that was Avril Lavigne.

Mike Reno from Loverboy? Because, as you know, everybody's workin' for the weekend. Everybody wants a little romance.

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amle's picture

I thought Carmen and Dave made a cute couple. I remember on their reality show when he got his anal track cleaned out. That was too funny.

M.E.'s picture

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Kip Winger. I loved that "Miles Away" song.

*slaps self*

M.E.'s picture

He's bi, right? I think I remember him making out with Anthony Keidis....right?

What about kip winger???? "She's only 17"....they sucked, but his hair ruled. They need to put an end to all these fucking stupid reality shows, these sluts are making more money then me!!

Kp's picture

Those neck tattoos are fuuugggggggggggggg

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 3:03pm.
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HEART ANGELINA's picture

I love Dave Navarro. Loved him Jane's Addiction, love him solo. Ugh...why does he have to hang out with this girl??? He doesn't even look that into her in the main pic.

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axopire's picture

Navarro is a hot tranny mess but I have no idea why he keeps going with STD infected rent-a-whores. I could understand Tommy Lee but not this.

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What a skank...ugh

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Puggles's picture

I bet Heather is jealous as hell at this news.

Sensimina's picture

Is it wrong that I was upset that Daisy didn't win Rock Of Love? Well, it's wrong I even watched that garbage, but I blame that on MK.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

M.E.'s picture

I have no clue why I effing love Navarro. I also for some fucked up reason find him increasibly hot.

The duck, well, she is a duck tramp.

Mel-Tang's picture

There is something so freaking funny about Dave Navarro.
I don't know if he has the Napolean complex thing going on, but he walks like he's 8 ft. tall. LMAO
And the tank tops...oh boy.

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