Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Naturally

The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy......

Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars. It's not good for her chocha. Those rock dudes are fucking filthy!

I swear, if you were in a rock band in the 80s, she will suck yo dick. She's already gone through CC Deville and Bret

Let's see, who will Daisy eff next? I'm thinking Richie Sambora, Axl Rose, Tommy Lee and then Johnny Solinger from Skid Row. Johnny Solinger was so hot. She better stay away from him.

Posted by: Michael K


Ew - I can't believe I used to like him. In 1990.

He is just as much of a fame whore as she is.

aneurysm's picture

it's all making sense now. dave nabarfo is a midget. i can't believe he was ever part of the greatness that was jane's addiction. how the mighty have fallen. at least perry ferrell has sense enough to stay away from him now. dave is nothing more than a pathetic fame whore, not the least bit interested in making good music. daisy is skank personified.

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Predictable!

I think you're trying to refer to Sebastian Bach from Skid Row and did a super lazy google search. Johnny Solinger is the sad clown Skid Row singer from like 2008.

rosespring_1231's picture

Dave is too hot for that skank.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

I have always found Dave to be oddly attractive. The bitch on the other hand is hit but I do like her jeans and her abs look pretty nice too.

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oklahoma's picture

This is funny.. She looks as if she's saying w/ her hand.> "omg , I can't believe I'm meeting you. I've befriended CC Deville & Bret M But You! Wow. Lets fuck.. "

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wtf happened to her face? she looks completely different.

tangerine's picture

thebiglebowski- Oh wait, are you butt-hurt because no one was paying attention to your babble? I know I am being a bitch but why are you talking about dinosuars and religon when the MF topic is Daisy and Dave Navarro????!!!!!

Dave looks a lot like pregnant dude...without the uterus, I think.

tangerine's picture

thebiglebowski-

Huh????

Patricia Morgan's picture

I feel bad for her, she looks like a 40 year old trying to be a teenager and you know bitch is only 20 something.

bo_tatoe's picture

"Let's see, who will Daisy eff next? I'm thinking Richie Sambora ..."

OH PAHLEEEZE! Bon Jovi was a effin mainstream popband. They were the kind of "rockers" your republican mom would approve as her son-in-law.
Don't you kids today learn anything in school about 80ies rockbands?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i'm sure the guys from Faster Pussycat need love too

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sexy's picture

this sucks. When's he gonna leave with a dude already?

They are cool, I just saw their profiles on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", seem that , they are interested in dating on line. They are hot member there confirmed by the offical of the site!

Bunnywith's picture

I'm just like her. If they were in a band in the 80s, I'll do them, even though they're all twice my age. I don't care, I'll fuck Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, and I'll fuck Steven Tyler and Joe Perry from Aerosmith too, even though they're grandpas.

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Submitted by lizardo911 on May 23, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Nope sure didn't. :-)

See my below comment :-).

DivasGone's picture

I beg to differ, MK.. There is nothing "Naturally" about that heifer...

She's a man, man!!

Puggles's picture

Submitted by peaches on May 23, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Considering that heather is a giant fame whore (well what slag wasn't on ROL lol) and DN is slightly less of a has been than BM these days, then yeah I bet heather would be slightly miffed that she isn't fucking someone semi/famous. I wouldn't be surprised if she is laughing as well however. lol

Leatherette's picture

Dave Navarro is as big a fame junkie as this fuckwit. Pity is that he actually has some talent, but was also lucky to hook up with even more talented guys with RHCP.

Cindyloo's picture

She looks different, but maybe it's just the angle. Her face doesn't look as plastic-y.

letinstar's picture

is this the tart that was having all those convulsions everytime bret's name was mentioned...yuck, icky, poo...dave should be ashamed of himself..

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Madame Dufarge's picture

She has 2 star tattoos on her neck? Really?

gina latina's picture

Daisy Duck??? I thought Christina Aguilera dated Dave Navarro during her Durrrty days and the photos are just surfacing.

What a desperate little whore that Daisy.

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Submitted by lizardo911 on May 22, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Puggles on May 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
I bet Heather is jealous as hell at this news.

I HIGHLY DOUBT it! More like She's Rolling on the floor Laughing I'd say. I'm sure this makes her feel more justified in Kicking her ass!

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 22, 2008 - 9:14pm.

Hey Love. James Haven is a fan of Jane's Addiction so he knows Dave. He just doesn't get the rocker feel he does from Slash and Axl.

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James Haven's picture

James Haven doesn't get the Dave Navarro rocker thing. He doesn't seem like a real rocker.

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Team Valtrex's picture

She's just following in Pam Andersen's footsteps. She'll be doing Kip Winger by July.

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Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 22, 2008 - 7:44pm.
would anyone care to hazard a guess of the lame ass reason i was given??
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Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 23, 2008 - 1:23am. the indian used every part of the buffalo when they killed out of respect for nature
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Only because they didn't have supermarkets and KFC.

joe shmoe's picture

God help me, I have to ask: What is the Deviant Friends Society?

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thebiglebowski's picture

it always runs the same with this site, which is a shame. i love mks witty comments but i always get shut out when someone takes offense. perhaps mk should start his own religion because you people are no different

madam s.'s picture

Good luck biglebowski,

I'm not even in The Deviant Friends Society. I scored well enough on my SATs, but I couldn't get three quality letters of recommendation so I was turned away.

joe shmoe's picture

Dave looks like he spends a lot of time putting on his face.

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GrisslyGlamour's picture

come on now, Daisy said on rock of love that she wasn´t a slut. I bet they´re just having all sorts of intelligent conversation...

thebiglebowski's picture

madam s. i would really like to be included in our deviant friends society, but i'm afraid i may be a bit too opiniated. one such as me should be welcome in michael k's world, because i admire his humour as well

Tigerlilly's picture

Sorry, MK, that is so not Daisy Duck, and even if it is, can DN fall any deeper to the gutter than he is here? GROSS! Seriously when Carmen Electra is WWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too good for you. You got a prob, man...Just hook up with Dennis Rodman and get it over with, that's your next (and last) career move.

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thebiglebowski's picture

i dont disrespect any religion. the american indian believed in many spirits. there was a god of fire there was a god of wind, there was a god of war, but above and beyond was mother nature. the indian never took more than what nature provided. it was white man that butchered, and i repeat, butchered, whole herds of buffalo just for their skins. the indian used every part of the buffalo when they killed out of respect for nature

damn, daisy got a nose job. she is barely recognizable. or is it that her lips have deflated...

madam s.'s picture

thebiglebowski,

The dinosaurs were raptured?

No just kidding. Everyone knows that they were over-hunted from too many caveman bar-B-Q's.

AwesomeMcFabulous's picture

this is SHOCKING.

DeeDee's picture

Jane's Addiction was my first concert. And I clearly remember Dave hitting on the alternative (that's what goth's were called then) skanks at the ABQ convention center. Straight.Up.Manwhore.

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Who Cares's picture

It's not good for her chocha. Those rock dudes are fucking filthy!
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God that is funny. Everybody fucks each other in Hollywood, how sick.

Submitted by thebiglebowski on May 22, 2008 - 4:44pm.
i asked my pastor when i was twelve years old why there was no mention of dinosaurs in the bible. would anyone care to hazard a guess of the lame ass reason i was given??

They drowned?

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Submitted by Puggles on May 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
I bet Heather is jealous as hell at this news.

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Do you mean Carmen?

This girl is U-G-L-Y. I guess she does have a twat where he can stick it though.

Mr. President's picture

It looks like Dave is just recruiting a lead actress for his next porno. If there was a Nobel prize for STDs, these two would be in the running for sure. But the two of them together still don't add up to half a Wino, messwise.

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yolie's picture

Ok, I see, Johnny was the singer after Sebastain left Skid Row. He is nasty!

LA's picture

That's a downgrade for Navarro, an upgrade for Daisy.

yolie's picture

Who the heck is Johnny Solinger from Skid Row? I was the biggest Skid Row fan and I don't think he was in Skid Row.

Also, even though Dave is dirty, I thought he had better standards than this. He was with Carmen and than that chick from NipTuck. What the heck???