Crazy Hot

I have always had love for Juliette Lewis, but she looks like Jim Carey when got into that bikini on In Living Color.

At least she doesn't have creeoy fake boobies though, huh?

Juliette Lewis is the love child of Pete Burns and Pete Burns before the surgery.

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."
Oscar Wilde

I <3 this bitch.

Finally someone with boobs smaller then mine. And we share the same Bday so all in all I must say that I love this chick, she just does not give a fuck.

"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)

Crazy hot. Great discription. She needs about 10 lbs.

yeah she dated Brad Pitt ! how scary is she? Jolie might be prettier but she's got the same kind of crazy going on inside her ! He must gravitate to dirty looking nutcases.

she used to date brad pitt???

@ gina latina

I AGREE

I just saw her at the Oyster Fest last Saturday in San Francisco. I guess that is what airplanes are for :P

Mmm...Voodoo Alien Goodness

Since when did Keith Richards have a Sex Change?

she's such a hippie!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Thank you so much for posting that pic!!! I feel, like, a milloin times better. God, I look like Dolly Parton next to her!!!
And, yeah, I bet smoking a doobie with her would be out of this world!

Living well is the best revenge.......

Love her crazy ass!. She's mental and she owns it. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.

MK only loves this hot ass bitch because they share the same cup size! Oy freakin'Vey..that's alien speak for I need some serious man loving in any language!

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She is so freakin' ugly!!

She may be a Scientologist, but I still like her. So she's very thin, but at least she isn't like the mama in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

I don't care much for this crazy goat but I gotta say it's kinda refreshing to see a member of the itty bitty titty committee who doesn't mutilate her chest for more Hollywood friendly fake ass D cups.
Flat chested bitches unite!!
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What the fuck happened to her tits? I've seen 10 year old boys with biggers racks than that. I mean cmon what really is the point of that top?

this would have been the first mrs brad pitt if she hadnt fallen deep into the lair scientology.

her godmother actor karen black is also scientologist but "they" got ahold of juliette when her star began to rise 15 years ago.

Why is she even wearing a top? Apparently she has mosquito bites instead of boobs. That top is VERY unflattering on her.

James Haven found an old love letter that Juliette had written to Brad. She called him Romeo (wtf??) and told him how she loved his manly scent. Scent?! most people call it B.O.!
If Brad's a sweatin', you don't breathe in, trust!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Ex_OTic on May 22, 2008 - 2:10pm.

I'm starting to wonder if Brad Pitt likes crazy women or is it Brad Pitt that makes em crazy?
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I think he likes crazy women. He just makes them super SKINNY.

Hmmm.. He's one of those verbally abusive types then ehh..??

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by No Words on May 22, 2008 - 8:09pm.
I do like Juliette...she is completely off her rocker. I will excuse the fact that she is a Sciento...what I will not excuse is the fact that she screwed that nutless wonder, Brad Pitt.

Haha remember some peoples asked her what sex with him was like, and She Said "It wasn't that BIG of a deal, If you know what I mean!" Haha! that was some funny shit!!! I wonder If he ran into her in cannes!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

How can she afford a yatch at Cannes?

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde

JL is the ONLY Scientologist that doesn't make my stomach churn. In my mind, she will always be the one, the only, ass-kickin' Mallory Knox...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."

This chick wears crazy like a badge of honor and I love her for it.

Why do girls insist on wearing bandeau bathing suit tops? Magazines lie and say that bandeaus are great for small-chested girls, but nothing is less flattering than a bandeau.

I do like Juliette...she is completely off her rocker. I will excuse the fact that she is a Sciento...what I will not excuse is the fact that she screwed that nutless wonder, Brad Pitt.

His choice of women has been going steadily downhill. (-:

i fucking love juliette lewis. cape fear ROCKED! she was fucking awesome.

I'd would LOVE to smoke a joint with her. I agree with MK as well...she is THE ONLY acceptable cult member.

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

She is such a hot ass mess. At least she embraces the crazy. Wow I never realized she has no ta-tas! I thought my skeeter bite titties were small but mine look like pregnant Selma Hayak's next to hers.

I thought Steven Tyler was in rehab....

I could never stand this chick. She looks too "speshul" to care about. Someone needs to point her ass in the direction of a YMCA and a bar of soap.

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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA

Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:38pm

OK. I'll take your word for it, but that shit does not look right. A little fat on that bod might find it's way to her chest.

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Uh, what is that HUGE dent in her side? On the right of the monitor, her left, midway down. Like where ribs are supposed to be???
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She's just skinny.

"Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Good god, almighty! Somebody sprayed her chest with a generous dose of "TitBeGone"."

LMAO! Girl has no boobies whatsoever!

It looks like she maybe had a kidney stolen with that dent there.

she's freakin' cute as heck!

Uh, what is that HUGE dent in her side? On the right of the monitor, her left, midway down. Like where ribs are supposed to be???

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Juliette is extreme fug and Co$ is a cult society which preys on people for money and then murders them when they start asking too many questions about their sci-fi religion.

I bet she looks fat next to a nonpregnant angelina.

Good god, almighty! Somebody sprayed her chest with a generous dose of "TitBeGone"...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

ak! I meant "without trying."

I have seen one person look good in this type of bathing suit top. I can't remember who...

Me thinks brads next crazy bitch is Wino. Tatts, cutting, bones, & drugs. PERFECTO!!!!

I'm truly shocked she doesn't have full blown armpit nest.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

to mrs. kravitz...

vogue says weight is all in our dna and we shouldn't worry then they print a diet and exercise plan. confusing!

I gained weight taking asthma medicine I couldn't lose it. stopped taking that medicine and started losing the weight after trying. I figure just be healthy and it will all work out.

to booberry...

I always thought her skin was pretty but I guess it just doesn't show up in pictures.

Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 2:46pm.
MK is correct. Juliette Lewis is the only (and I do mean ONLY) acceptable Scientologist. Kirstie Alley once shared that title.
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I disagree, I do not find any Scientologist acceptable. Even ones who are super crazy and fun to gawk at. Isn't that a requirement to being a Scientologist anyway? You HAVE to be a total nutbag to join.

Juliette Lewis is nasty and I can not believe that Brad Pitt used to hit that. That's so far beyond gross - it isn't comprehendable.

why the pathetic attempt at a bathing suit top? Scientology can defy gravity?

She should wear a one piece or just go topless-- it'd be legal on any beach. trust me.

She always looks like she would stink if you got downwind of her

Wonder if she ran into Brad and Angie there?

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 3:05pm.

My condolences. I wish you well on your fashion quest.

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