Tommy Girl Always Finds Something To Cry About
Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.
The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy's whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients' confidentiality.
His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits. If the store doesn't comply with Tommy Girl's order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn't say the last part.
Please! Suri doesn't wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.
Source: TMZ
I cant stand this 'family'. And that fuckin kid gives me the creeps. Actually all 3 of them do.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
I bet Petit Tresor diapers are actually Depends for AlienTom.
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So cute, but seriously , Why Kate post her rofile on a celeb dating site" millionaireloves. c o m",what's she looking for? Just curious !
Submitted by Nell on May 22, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Target is about to reveal that TC spent 350.00 on Bella and Connor for their wardrobe last year.
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muah! Tommygirl's one of those celebs I can't wait to see spiral into old age like the cranky batshit has-been senior citizen celebs I've run across Palm Springs and LA. Brain rotted from the bottomless hungry ego, yet outlived their viability as a Hollywood product.
Pitt and Jolie are prematurely barreling there.
LOL James! How you manage to escape these crazy situations is a lesson in the art of survival. *muah*
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
God it must be hell being a celeb. but then all the money the recieve more than makes up for happenings such as these.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 9:44pm.
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Thanks! And keep the stories coming. I almost died from a freaking aneurysm yesterday and your comments are the only thing cheering me up right now.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on May 22, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Well at least throw some Mary Kay products my way! I need a really good moisturizer with SPF 30, but designed specifically for sensitive skin. Neutrogena is not working! :(
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Will do!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 9:32pm.
No you don't Queen! Trust James Haven.
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Well at least throw some Mary Kay products my way! I need a really good moisturizer with SPF 30, but designed specifically for sensitive skin. Neutrogena is not working! :(
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on May 22, 2008 - 9:15pm.
No you don't Queen! Trust James Haven.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Sir Tommy asks that everyone remain silent during the 90 minute speech he makes on Xenu. James Haven fell asleep within the first five minutes and got an elbow in the ribs from Kirstie Alley. Kirstie is one tough bitch. She knocked James Haven right onto the lap of Kelly Preston! That wasn't such a bad thing since she smelled like honeysuckle on a warm summer day. It was the fact that John Travolta was sitting next to her, while he pretended to help James Haven up, JT slipped his tongue in James Haven's ear! Nasty!
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LMAO @ James! I want to come to these parties! :(
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
http://www.intimatemingle.com
what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous dating site~~ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c o m ~~, a site for interracial romance, interracial relationship... so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship with a tall model there! lol
Sir Tommy is a BIG spender! He once had an anniversary party for Xenu and he spent $100,000 just on the cake! The cake was flown in from France. (He also has a birthday party for the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard but since L. Ron was a low key guy, Sir Tommy only spends $75,000 on the cake.)
Sir Tommy asks that everyone remain silent during the 90 minute speech he makes on Xenu. James Haven fell asleep within the first five minutes and got an elbow in the ribs from Kirstie Alley. Kirstie is one tough bitch. She knocked James Haven right onto the lap of Kelly Preston! That wasn't such a bad thing since she smelled like honeysuckle on a warm summer day. It was the fact that John Travolta was sitting next to her, while he pretended to help James Haven up, JT slipped his tongue in James Haven's ear! Nasty!
After Sir Tommy's speech, Katie went around with mini Frittata's in the shape of a spaceship. Brad wolfed down eight spaceships in three minutes and spent the next hour in the bathroom! James Haven pities the fool who went in there after that!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
wow i really regret every single penny i spent on any tom cruise movie tickets, DVDs, VCDs, LDs, tapes.. and so forth.
I want my $$ back please.... instead of it contributing to one of the single threads that wrap around Suri's ass.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:40pm.
'Zactly, sistah.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Hey MrsK! I am back a lot earlier than usual...would have taken me some time to find that one....lol
Jewish Attention Whores, would you expect anything less of us? hehehhehe
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Wouldnt it be wonderful if this cult were against lawyers instead of medical care?
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The war isn't working.
Petit Tresor signed a confidentiality agreement with Tommy before he shopped there? I am confused.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:34pm.
HEY! I was hoping you would see that!! I knew you would be amused.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Is PSL gone? *looking around the cyber room*
Look guys, don't say anything to her but...it's REALLY all about ME!
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A-HA! I caught you!
LMAO
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
I wonder how much money it would take to deprogram him. Sigh. Then maybe he'd shut the fuck up and help us all take down Scientology.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
This is a dumb lawsuit. Tommy Girls celebrity nullifies his privacy in this situation. Don't get me wrong it's in bad taste for the store to give out such detailed info. It would make more sense to announce that due to this he's decided to stop shopping there but then he's a Scientologist and their answer for everything is a lawsuit.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
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shhhhh no one say a word about Tom/Kat/Suri/their pets/friends/religon*cough*/parents....etc.. everrr. Or Tom will cwy, big Fn baby Tom, GWOUP!
Submitted by Nell on May 22, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Target is about to reveal that TC spent 350.00 on Bella and Connor for their wardrobe last year.
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LOL. Poor kids. They are so going to grow up to hate Suri.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Toodles, folks. The boss is on his way!
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Take care, thanks for the laughs!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Toodles, folks. The boss is on his way!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Of course!! How could I forget?? Oh yeah, I'm not a $cientologist.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:56pm.
With a suicide note in the pocket.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 22, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Oh who gives a shit what he spends on baby clothes, I wanna know what his monthly subscription to Xenus-R-Us is like.
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That information is strictly guarded and protected. The person who divulged such information would no doubt be soon be found in a wrecked car, hung, with their hands tied behind their back, after having shot themselves in the back of the head, and leapt off a building.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Seriously, he should just save the world the trouble and copyright the name Tom, the word Cruise, and having brown hair.
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MAPOTHERMAPOTHERMAPOTHERMAPOTHER
Fuckerhead.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh who gives a shit what he spends on baby clothes, I wanna know what his monthly subscription to Xenus-R-Us is like.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 3:43pm.
I don't think there is a douche large enough. Also, the environmental impact analysis would be horrific.
As for getting his films off the shelf: I wish that they had stayed on the shelf and had never been distributed.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Enough with the barley water bottle! Crikes!
exactly how large does the douche have to be to flush all the thetans from Tommy?... and can they do anything about getting his movies off the shelves, that's bothering me a lil'
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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Yes, it's my protection, I'm all about helping the bunnies...LMAO
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I thought so. It's a good thing you have your teddy bear beside you to help spot those sneaky little trollish Thetans.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:30pm
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That was it, those sneaky bastards, this is how they establish you have a thetan problem, right before they force-feed vitamins to the bunnies on treadmills, and break out the e-meters.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Could some sinister Scientological force have temporarily disrupted your otherwise cogent thought processes?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:24pm.
But what about the bunnies?
P.S. How do I "yalk" to my cat? He's cat; therefore, he doesn't listen.
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PMSL--It's supposed to say "talk", thanks for pointing that out, I have no idea WTF happened there!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:24pm.
But what about the bunnies?
P.S. How do I "yalk" to my cat? He's cat; therefore, he doesn't listen.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on May 22, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:15pm
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She's so self-centered, she just doesn't understand it's all about ME, not her, ME. I want to tell you what I've been doing every minute of every day, because it is ALL about me. This world is about me. Everything was made for me. Everyone was made to please and serve me. It's ME, dammmit, ME!!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Now, now. You and Mrs. Kravitz have to share. It's all about Mrs. Kravitz on odd-numbered hours and it's all about you on even-numbered hours. So right now it's Mrs. Kravitz's hour.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 22, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Word.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Seriously, he should just save the world the trouble and copyright the name Tom, the word Cruise, and having brown hair.
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Shhhh, the applications are already in the works...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Is PSL gone? *looking around the cyber room*
Look guys, don't say anything to her but...it's REALLY all about ME!
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Awww, I thought it was MY turn **pouts
LMAO
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nell on May 23, 2008 - 12:07am.
Target is about to reveal that TC spent 350.00 on Bella and Connor for their wardrobe last year.
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Great! I was waiting for this post!))))
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 6:05pm.
I know bunnies, ESE, I'm friends with bunnies, I want to help bunnies, ESE, if I could...all bunnies need are vitamins and exercise, and they'd be FINE.
Regarding your "entourage", just stay in well-lit public places, with plenty of witnesses, PEOPLE, I meant people, around.
Not sure on the lipstick, but I'd be willing to be that nearly half a mil he got some nice powder and lotion for his bottom.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nell on May 22, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Do you really think he spent that much on them?
There must have been a sale that week.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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And by the way, since most of America (if not the world) can't stand this douchebag and the films he is sporatically shoveling out are all being panned... And he's now like a leper in Hollywood thanks to his Matt Lauer interview, coupled with his bizarre couch-jumping and the creepy Scientology video that was leaked... oh and all his other creepy McCreepy interviews where he claims to not use a cell phone or wear a watch...
Most everyone thinks he sucks.
So, can't he take his vapid, brainwashed, dim witted and boring slug of a wife and trail off into the sunset, perferably on another planet or somewhere like Iceland w/their millions of dollars and disappear into obscurity. The millions he netted when everyone was oblivious to his arrogant craziness and still bought tickets to see shit he was in.
Slither off into another dimension, Tommy.. and take that troll of a wife with you. We know you will leave a snail trail but many of us would be more than willing to clean that up - if you just left the universe.
TY.
TAKE THAT BOTTLE AWAY ALREADY! SHit.
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