Thursday, May 22nd 2008
It Makes Sense
A spokesbitch for the Olsen trolls has denied the rumor that an evil barista at Starbucks has secretly been trying to fatten them up. The rumor is that a former barista at a Starbucks in NYC's West Village regularly put whole milk into the twins' Grande nonfat lattes instead of skim milk.
A source told OK! (via The Scoop), “The barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat."
This explains everything. No wonder the Olsen trolls look obese.
I bet evil barista also used to work at Starbucks in L.A. I'm sure he regularly replaced the whole milk in Brit Brit's frapps with whole meth. Makes sense.
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They are diverging in looks: The one on the left looks like a sloppy drunk homeless person and the one on the right is looking like a hot California chick....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I can't wait for the day when her (the one on the left) alien face caves in from all the nose candy and std-laced facials.
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HaHA Missy!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Lookin' a little spent there, ladies.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 2:29pm.
NOT COOL to be fucking with someones issues like that sensi!
thats like my dealer selling me $90 bundles of gold-medal flour!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I used to be a barista. This ano girl, so skinny she looked like she was dying, would always come in and order fat free sugar free vanilla lattes. One day I made hers with regular syrup and heavy cream. It wasn't out of spite, something just told me to do it. I bet it was the best coffee she has ever had, poor thing.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Where the FUCK is LCT & Xxyxz.. Where my homies?
i bet I'll see them if I take this pill.. yes!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
they need a fucking STYLIST! STAT! SHIT!
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Not one of you?
No one?
Hello?
Gold lame choir robe? Anyone?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
that is very funny.
but only one of them gals looks like death warmed up on a hot plate.
I seriously doubt that any barista would care.
The barista should have used non-fat milk in the hope that these two trollettes would completly shrivel up and waft away in a mild breeze.
Is it possible for them to get any more desperate for publicity?
Are they related to Denise Richards?
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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MK honey, the drugs are catching up to you.. QUICK
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
where is britney??? is she in hiding?? dont they have another crazy briney storie cover?????????????
shitty stories indeed~!
and, keeping up with the shit theme, she looks like shit! is there any excuse for her to look so bad?
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 3:21pm.
*faints* WHOLE Milk? The nerve!! Maybe you shouldn't gulp down 25 britneys a day.. just maybe *takes detective hat off*
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I love how you call it a Britney. Hee hee...
*picturing Okie as Sherlock Holmes*
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But then again, what do I know?
Also, I just can't get over that one twin that smiles looking like Dominique from America's next Top Model.. Seriously..
http://www.egossip.com/images/dominique-antm
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Ashley looks good- even with the caterpillar brows.
MK - not so much
Ashley looks so different in the picture. Love to see her show some teeth when she smiles.
That barista used to work at a bar and replace my water with straight-up vodka. It was years before I figured it out.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
who comes UP with these shitty stories?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
*faints* WHOLE Milk? The nerve!! Maybe you shouldn't gulp down 25 britneys a day.. just maybe *takes detective hat off*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!