Thursday, May 22nd 2008
It Makes Sense
A spokesbitch for the Olsen trolls has denied the rumor that an evil barista at Starbucks has secretly been trying to fatten them up. The rumor is that a former barista at a Starbucks in NYC's West Village regularly put whole milk into the twins' Grande nonfat lattes instead of skim milk.
A source told OK! (via The Scoop), “The barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat."
This explains everything. No wonder the Olsen trolls look obese.
I bet evil barista also used to work at Starbucks in L.A. I'm sure he regularly replaced the whole milk in Brit Brit's frapps with whole meth. Makes sense.
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That's true! I used to work at the Starbucks they used to troll around at, and one of our baristas ALWAYS did that shit! Only to MK though. She's the cuntiest cunt of all time. No, seriously, I've dealt with a lot of celebritys in NYC and she's the biggest bitch of them all. She's like the devil. Also, one of managers always used to try to offer them free lemon loafs, even though you could clearly see the fury in their eyes everytime he did it. He, sadly passed away recently... of natural causes, or so the Olsens would like us to believe.
I miss Heath................looks like one of these worthless no talent pieces may unfortunately be joining him. Ashley and Mary Kate's parents must be proud, I guess money does buy happines!!!!!!!!!!!
That gold muu-muu she's wearing has got to go!
I dont know who is who.... But i would go for the right one!
You really think they sniff the coke?
Spotted these pics of the twins... I love them!
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Someone know the estimated amount of bucks the girls spend a year?
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mary-kate (on the left) looks like the kind of girl who would keep dead hamsters in shoe boxes and peer in at their rotting corposes from time to time.
she also looks pregnant. well, if "trainspotting" taught us anything, it's that heroin makes you constipated.
Is that Sally Kirkland on the left?
what the fuck are these crackwhores worrying about? the cocaine they use daily will more than peel off the weight. i wish someone would lock them up somewhere and through away the key.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Quick question, though, who are these ho's????
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LMAO! I ask that question every time I see them, too...
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on May 22, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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Well, they are fraternal twins so they were bound to start looking different eventually. Poor MK, looks like Ashley came out the winner in the genetic lottery.
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No, I will not hear of it, I will not have it. I WANT TWINSIES DAMNIT! *pitching big ass tiger fit*...
If they are not twinsies, they are dead to me...RIP DEAD, I SAY! I will never speak their names agin...
Quick question, though, who are these ho's????
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 22, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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Well, they are fraternal twins so they were bound to start looking different eventually. Poor MK, looks like Ashley came out the winner in the genetic lottery.
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I would have replaced it with poison just look at them! ugh
Those two ho's is startin' to look way too different and I don't approve! No! No! You are not allowed your skank ass individual persona, no. You ARE allowed one skank persona to which you will adapt until you are well into your 70's...That's how this twin thing is done!
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Is this some before and after photo?
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To anyone flipping their shit over me giving an ano chick a fattening latte: she wasn't diabetic, she was obviously anorexic, and a fucking bitch too. I did it once. If we all knew all the gross shit that has happened to food we order, none of us would ever go out to eat again. There's far worse that happens.
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Bwahahaa that's funny he would do that. lololol
These two twats are just completely talentless twats. LOL!
if this story is true it looks like ashley got all the drinks that guy made. she looks healthy. poor mary kate. she needs somebody to sneak her some nutrients stat.
I say they find that barista and make him the new CEO of Starbucks. Smart asshole.
Is it just me or do they look like a couple of teenage boys? I think this is what Kate Hudson's son is going to look like when he grows up.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 22, 2008 - 2:38pm.
she totally doesn't wear lipstick because she's afraid it has calories
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I know you're joking, but you're not so far off from the truth. When I was in a very unhealthy stage of life and getting dangerously thin, I would worry if I swallowed a little toothpaste by accident that it was adding extra calories. I have some sympathy for her, actually.
And if the rumor is true, which I doubt, it's likely doubling her caloric intake. She probably takes in about 800 calories a day right now. And those drinks are like 400 calories at least. So two of them a day, and that should indeed start adding some weight.
pshh. This kind of stuff happens all the time. I worked for a smoothie king for a few years and we did all kinds of stuff to people's drinks. We added weight gain to stupid skanks's drinks all the time. Also every time a bitchy mom came in and order her kids our kids drinks, we put caffeine in them. It was pretty hilarious.
Looks like MK sprayed fake spider webs on the side of her head.
How long till we get there?
One of them looks kind of normal in this pic
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Is the fat one pregnant?
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
*Gasp*! Is that an Olsen troll actually smiling normally instead of doing that drippy pout? Who's the bag lady hanging onto her?
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Ashley got a new face or teeth or something and why is she posing with the afterbirth she ate from while in the womb? That other one is definitely the runt.
the one on the left looks jaundiced...
If you're so fucking worried about what goes into your coffee, stop going to starbucks. Invest some of that money into a nice machine and some nice beans at home and there you go. Problem solved. Stupid whiny ass bitches.
who's that healthy looking girl with the alien?
mary kate looks AWFUL here. Does she ever look in a mirror or brush her hair?? it's horrifying
starbucks sucks nuts. i hate it
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My work used to give out gift cards from Starfucks all the time. I'd go in and try to get a Large Chai (cause I hate coffee, the smell is nasty) and they'd always try to correct me. "Do you want a venti?" Did I say "Venti"? No I said "Large", figure it out.
That whole deal is such a marketing scam to try to make starbucks customers feel like they are upscale.
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Ashley is damn near unrecognizeable...but in the good way. She's got that old school California beach look going on.
And it's nice that she's spending time with her granny.
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she looks pretty when she smiles......
Submitted by jim on May 22, 2008 - 1:58pm.
sorry nothing but problems at work and this is my place to rant, keeps me sane(kind of)...
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One more thing!!! I thought subway was supposed to be HEALTHY?? They come out with this 5 bucks shit and all the sandwiches are fat filled..triple meat, tuna and cheese, and meatball...i want jared virgin ass to eat that shit and we will the fat boy we knew before!!
sorry nothing but problems at work and this is my place to rant, keeps me sane(kind of)...
Submitted by jim on May 22, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Whoever said that about subway is right on!! That shit tastes like my sweaty balls and it is all fucking bread and falls into your lap before your first bite. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SMASH JARED FAT HEAD WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER!!
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So, jim... what are you trying to say? :) And by the way, it's SCHWETTY balls, if you don't mind.
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Whoever said that about subway is right on!! That shit tastes like my sweaty balls and it is all fucking bread and falls into your lap before your first bite. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SMASH JARED FAT HEAD WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER!!
That smirk on the one in gold is absolutely pathological. Sends a shiver down my spine.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
The Kid From Brooklyn said all there is to say about Starfucks. Right on the money.
What the eff is with that gold dress the troll on left is wearing? Looks like she stole it from my Aunt Dorothy. And her hair? Is that a fuck knot I see?
Hideous!
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
I guess someone can look like death and be bronze at the same time.
I haven't read through the other posts, but am I the only one who is wondering what has gotten into Ashley?? She is smiling ear to ear, and while it is nice to see - WTF?!
She wore a permanent frown for years (much like the one sported by Mary-Kate) but suddenly she is all smiles...
What the fuck happened?? Mary-Kate needs to get over herself and follow suit...your life is not that bad.
**edit: Just read through the posts...Whoa, I would flip if I knew the barista made me something that I specifically DID NOT order!! For one, I bodybuild and need to adhere to a strict diet to reach my goals...also...what if I was ordering for my boyfriend (who is a Type-1 diabetic)? This could seriously harm him and people like him! People need to THINK before they do that kind of shit!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Mocha Lattes at the Coffee Bean are my favorite....like a Hot Chocolate with Speed.
Good stuff.
was I rambling? hehehehe
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I'm not surprised. Olsen trolls can barely dress themselves. I'm not surprised to hear someone else is looking out for their nutritional needs.
Starbucks, Subway, and Taco Bell give me the squirts.
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I really hate Starbucks. Even if I liked Starbucks, the fact that every skanky ass famous-for-nothing celebu-whore carries a Starbucks cup as an accessory would make me NOT like them.
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Mocha Lattes at the Coffee Bean are my favorite....like a Hot Chocolate with Speed.
Good stuff.
was I rambling? hehehehe
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Submitted by anon on May 22, 2008 - 12:56pm.
or sleep in hotels...I could tell some more disgusting stories of the days I was a maid!
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Please tell!! After my last vacation I've decided I'm never going to stay in a hotel again. I'll do B&B's. I figure they've GOT to be cleaner.
Have you ever stayed at a hotel and walked on the carpet in your room with your white socks on? Black in no time. Its disgusting. OMG. Every time I check in, I do a room check. I turn off the air conditioner they've left running - cold air masks old cigarette smoke. Then I smell the bedspreads -most of them smell like a fucking trucker wiped his armpits with it. I generally end up changing rooms 2-3 times. One time it was too late to change rooms, so I pulled off the bedspreads and put them in a corner on the floor.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on May 22, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Weird, the one on the left looks like a chubby german girl who specializes in suasages and silent farts, yet the one on the right looks like a hot french socialite or something.
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Ha ha... that cracked me up.
PS Wot a feckin' liberty!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 22, 2008 - 3:47pm.
subway's the worst ripoff on the planet!
fucking five bucks for three paper thin slices of ham, a slice of cheese you can see through, fucking limp lettuce, a razor cut of tomato.
cheap ass mayo and musturd. fuck!
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ROFLMAO....that just made me spit my rich, crema-topped, perfectly drawn espresso shot, mixed with frothy, steamed milk latte outta my nose. Sike...I get my shit for free at work from one of those machines.
I REALLY HATE STARFUCKS AND SNUBWAY.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 2:56pm.
its espresso with steamed milk. like a cappucino but without the foam cap. not a starbucks creation.
theyre deelish if you like coffee.
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