Is She Giving Up Fish Too?
Oprah has announced to the world that she's just started a 21-day diet detox. Oprah is going vegan for 21 days which means no animal products. That means fish too. I'm sure Gayle King has a lot of questions for her bff.
People reports that Oprah is also banning caffeine, sugar, gluten and booze. Booze?! How is that even possible? What is the point of living!? Wait, does rubbing alcohol count as booze? I heard you can get a quick buzz from that shit.
O was inspired by Kathy Freston's book Quantum Wellness. She plans to blog about the entire process.
She wrote on her website, "This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I'm willing to do to change. Don't know if I'm going to feel better or worse, but I'm willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently."
She's already enjoying nasty crap like strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes.
I would go on a 21-day detox too if I had someone cooking all my meals for me and wiping my nasty ass when I get the runny runs.
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At least the Great Oprah waited until she cut her staff loose for their summer hiatus.
Imagine being around her when she's detoxing?
Talk about toxicity... I can only imagine what she'll be spewing.
I think it was the chocolate covered bacon that pushed her over the edge.
Eating vegan is too hard. it takes too much prep, unless you wanna eat steamed veggies for the rest of your life. And forget going on road trips...you won't find anything that you can eat at a gas station or a fast food shack. What happened to everything in moderation?
21 days of no meat and no booze...i bet oprah will be a raging bitch by day 2...
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WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN: DIETS DONT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
All is does it kick start you in the right direction, and then it's up to you to make a lifestyle change.
I laugh everytime I hear about this crap. Sure she'll lose 15 pounds in a week, but the second she puts a potato chip in her mouth, it all over!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Fucking rich people. I'm sitting here wondering how I can afford groceries next month.
vegan means no whoppers with cheese, right?
"runs away crying"
yeah fuck okra! she's been dieting for a million years and is still a lard ass!!
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Why am I being mentioned on your myspace blog, Mabel Hodges?
I give her two days without coffee and booze.
She'll end up killing one of her guests.
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But then again, what do I know?
I am thinking O needs to worry about doing something with that fug face first.
Dont tell me this bitch is coming out with another diet book?
I would go on a 21-day detox too if I had someone cooking all my meals for me and wiping my nasty ass when I get the runny runs.
Word. I wish I could eat that healthy, but it is soooo hard when most restaurants and supermarkets don't cater to that lifestyle. My best friend grew up on that diet, and she is not rich, and it's really hard. But if I had personal chefs cooking all my meals, I would probably eat that way (most of the time) too. But I'm a mere peon, so it's hard to always constantly eat health food because it isn't priced for peons like myself. It's EXPENSIVE. I do TRY to eat like that (I sometimes shop at an organic grocery store, I don't really buy many meat and dairy products for my apartment) but when I'm at work and need to run downstairs for lunch, they're aren't many vegan, never mind healthy options beyond plain salad or something boring like that. I'm not a girl that can live off of salads.
did anyone ever watch that Trading Spouses episode where that Vegan was on there.. She was a BITCH.. her kids were so pale and weak. Then she ended up tasting that crocodile when she visited Louisiana and her family got pissed b/c being Vegan was her idea and rules. She was so mean to that La. boy.. and that little boy said "lemme put it to you like-a this.. You're FIRED" Bwahahahaa..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Good luck, Oprah. I've been doing a seven day detox and my butthole is none too pleased with me!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Bitches, please. I need some serious questions for my blog!
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Why would anybody follow the word of the poster child for fad diets who, to date, hasn't had a one work for her in twenty years?
Eat right. Excercise. Get the FUCK off my TV you narcisstic bitch!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Nast. I went vegan for a full month last summer and it made me fat. Good fucking luck, Oprah.
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