Is She Giving Up Fish Too?
Oprah has announced to the world that she's just started a 21-day diet detox. Oprah is going vegan for 21 days which means no animal products. That means fish too. I'm sure Gayle King has a lot of questions for her bff.
People reports that Oprah is also banning caffeine, sugar, gluten and booze. Booze?! How is that even possible? What is the point of living!? Wait, does rubbing alcohol count as booze? I heard you can get a quick buzz from that shit.
O was inspired by Kathy Freston's book Quantum Wellness. She plans to blog about the entire process.
She wrote on her website, "This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I'm willing to do to change. Don't know if I'm going to feel better or worse, but I'm willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently."
She's already enjoying nasty crap like strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes.
I would go on a 21-day detox too if I had someone cooking all my meals for me and wiping my nasty ass when I get the runny runs.
Submitted by patty cake on May 22, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Disgusting Penny Marshall eats pork rinds and beef jerky non stop...god is she a PIG
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Oooohhh I bet you that her breath is kicking like kung-fu.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on May 23, 2008 - 7:55am.
I'm getting a colonoscopy next week.
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So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
Here is how you lose weight..
ready? the big secret..
MOVE YOUR ASS MORE
EAT LESS
there simple.
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Oprah hardly ever supports AFrican Americans..she identifies with the rich white boys club and their stupid wives...except for that horrid bitch face Mallock Rock or however you spell her name. She is another one that is full of shit.
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tall blonde
I love that!!!
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Dieting and Detoxing are both bullshit. Whats the point of a detox when people just go right back to pilling their mouths full of crap? Oprah just needs to chill the fuck out, work out and stop eating meat. Meat is the root of all evil when it comes to being fat and unhealthy, we (humans) no longer need meat and we no longer have the teeth we used to have when we needed meat. The only known cause of colon cancer is a diet with meat in it. Thats the ONLY thing they can connect Colon Cancer to, meat.
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Submitted by juni on May 23, 2008 - 7:42am.
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Diets aren't working, but the millions of Super Sized value meals sold daily are!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Diets don't work. That is why the diet industry thrives. Diets are another excuse for not getting off your ass and burning calories. O's army ants will all go out and follow suit, with yet another fad diet, thinking they are doing something. It will be a great topic of discussion for the self absorbed who think we care about what they eat and don't eat. But they are just marking time before the diet fails and more weight returns. Go to any mall in the country, sit on a bench and look. Are all the hundreds of diets sold daily, working?
if she would only take a vow of silence
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"Changes come before we can grow.
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Oprah is a fuckin' copy cat.
Robin Quivers from the Howard Stern Show went vegan about a year ago and she followed a 21 day program from Roni De Luz (21 Pounds in 21 Days) so Orpah is a day late and a dollar short.
Interesting, Roni de Luz is African American and she has a spa in Martha's Vineyard. But Oprah hooks up with this chick, Freston.
Oprah is so tired now. Can't she retire?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 22, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Why would anybody follow the word of the poster child for fad diets who, to date, hasn't had a one work for her in twenty years?
Eat right. Excercise. Get the FUCK off my TV you narcisstic bitch!
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exactly what I meant to say before the chardonnay had its way.
I remember Oprah going on about carbos and white breads and shit lo about 15 years ago. She needs to just STFU about food, damn shes over 50 and still treating her body like a rental she can fuck with.
....Like Kathy Griffin says....."Every pound that Oprah gains is like a hug from Jesus....." ;-)
Yeah some friends of mine rented out their place for scenes in "No Country for Old Men". They met Tommy Lee Jones and had nothing but nice things to say about him. They were compensated nicely for it. But they said the production people were assholes.
Nite Nite patty cake! ♥
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going to bed...buh bye
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Cant you see those bitches snacking on Greenies???
Hilarious.
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Dee Dee yeah I know they are shooting a lot there. I think your state is giving incentives. Be afraid very afraid...you thought you had UFO;s before....
well maybe you can make some quick cash off them! Let them use your house..they will pay you! Or be an extra.... they usually pay cash and feed you.
My friend was on location there and loved your town.
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LMFAO at Greenies dog bone diet! Probably the only thing that will clean out them chicklets.
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Thank god for that patty cake. My hometown (ABQ) is becoming a Hollywood movie making market now. Very depressing. My dad has worked on a few sets and he didn't like it very much. And don't get me started about Santa Fe. Those bitches are everywhere.
Mmmmmm, brie cheesewheel.
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Disgusting Penny Marshall eats pork rinds and beef jerky non stop...god is she a PIG
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I think the next diet for these crazy bitches will be the GREENIES diet...those bones for dogs...they make dogs shit green and they clean their teeth...perfect for the Oprah / Hollywood wives crowd. Buy a box today and mail it to Oprah with a testimonial and we will start a trend... the GrEENIE DIET for rich HOS
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I;m eating a wheel of Brie right now bitches...
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riverchic....what about capt crunch????????
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dee deeeeeeeee
I quit the BIz and started my own and moved far far away from hollyweird...I swear I was gonna end up in the tank
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Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 9:11pm.
She likes Bacon cheeseburgers and fried pork rinds too much to ever give it up!
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Hell yes! Especially bacon cheeseburgers *yum*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Team Valtrex:
"In related news, the entire cheese production industry of Wisconsin filed for unemployment today."
ROFLMAO!!!! God, I love your quips!!!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
She's so busy that 21 days will seem like 2 weeks. She may end up staying on it for a while when she sees those bags under her eyes disappear (too many carbs and sugars) and her skin clear u ( no animal products in colon) and loss of weight (a decrease in food portions). But then one day someone will make a cheeseburger deluxe and pass it under her nose then well.......
In related news, the entire cheese production industry of Wisconsin filed for unemployment today.
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Runny runs-you are so damn funny MK
Isn't Oprah always telling us to be happy with who we are not what we look like? Yet this woman constantly is dieting. I never remember her NOT worrying about her weight. Get some plastic surgery and be done with it-we're all sick of hearing it O.
She likes Bacon cheeseburgers and fried pork rinds too much to ever give it up!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by patty cake on May 22, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Tigerlilly my dear heart...I wanted to throw my dirty keds at my tv! Bitches puhlease RIGHT?????
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Fuck that, I wanted to sink my teeth deep into that stupid useless whore's neck umtil she lost consciounness, and leave her for dead,so the buzzards, rats. roaches and maggots could pick her stringly flesh off her bones, cuz, I don't want any fillers in my meat...WHORE!
Wait...did I type that out loud? I meant I want to throw a shoe at her too....;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
patty cake:
They MUST be vegan - Oprah just ate a box of them in the last 4 MINUTES...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
That's fucked up patty cake! You should eat cocoa krispies with regular rice krispies. That shit will last twice as long.
No seriously, I was just talking to someone about how I admire the film-making process because of the project management aspect. But when I hear about these privilege silicone bitches pulling shit like this, it makes me so mad. I don't know how you haven't shanked a bitch yet.
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Are cocoa puffs vegan? I just ate a box of them in the last 4 days
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Tigerlilly my dear heart...I wanted to throw my dirty keds at my tv! Bitches puhlease RIGHT?????
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All the studio heads and high level execs wifes have movie deals..lil production companies. They make a movie every once in a while. It keeps them busy so the husbands can fuck around or gamble or do whatever...the 40 to 50 year old bored wives do "meaningful" childrens movies or romantic comedies and use the b and c list actors that the husbands owe favors to. Then they have the studio marketing machines churn the shit out and open it all wide and they die a quick multi plex death sell overseas and the studio uses them as tidy write offs against the huge profits that the husbands make on the real big pictures... How do I know? I got stuck working on one of these "wives" projects...a nine month joke. Hey I paid my rent and bills and went to Europe for 3 months...but OY..they were nuts. They furnished their homes with the set furnishing and took all the wardrobe shoes...they were too fat to wear the clothes. They took every last sheet, towel and cashmere throw, all the appliances, cookware, rugs and designer furniture and trucked it teamster style right over to their homes the day shooting ended. Hilarious, frightening and ANNOYING
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Submitted by patty cake on May 22, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Did you see that chicks face...it doesnt move..its so full of fillers and botox that she cant move it...those capped teeth are the only thing that gives any notion of human interaction..she flashes those chicklets and spreads those puffy labia lips and grins ...her rexic stick figure barely could hold up her Louboutins... a complete social xray.
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THANK YOU! The first thing I thought when she and the Queen O are preaching to us about OUR obligation to know where our FOOD comes from (those of us who are able to have that luxury) was, "Bitch, do YOU know where you BOTOX came from???? Do you know where your CHEEK IMPLANTS came from????...all vegan sources and NEVER tested on animals..., right? WHORE. DIE WHORE, DIE, so that us non-vegan plebians can feed our families off your self-righteous flesh (minus your "green" implants and toxic fillers, that is...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
yeah you guys ,..this is just another episode of bored housewife project...ala Jessica Seinfeld and the rest of the I have to prove I can do something too..itus....
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I thought I recognized her last name patty cake. Yeah, her husband completely caved when the whole South Park Scientology re-run "flap" happened. Thanks for that tidbit. ♥
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waving HI MRS KRAVITZ I HEART YOU!!!!
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Wait til Oprah "slips" and chows down ..she is gonna be so sick
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Submitted by patty cake on May 22, 2008 - 5:43pm.
You always come out with the good stuff!
THANKS!!!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Did you see that chicks face...it doesnt move..its so full of fillers and botox that she cant move it...those capped teeth are the only thing that gives any notion of human interaction..she flashes those chicklets and spreads those puffy labia lips and grins ...her rexic stick figure barely could hold up her Louboutins... a complete social xray.
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Kathy Freston is a fraud. Her husband is a jabilloinarre and she has no qualifications to be putting anyone on any diet...she is a quack selling snake oil. Her husband was president and CEO of VIACOM...they are all in the rich people club....hawking bullshit to stupid poor people. They all have personal trainers and eating disorders with loads of psychiatric drugs to wash it all down with. DONT BE HAD by this bullshit
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Submitted by justwondering on May 22, 2008 - 3:57pm.
So has anybody gone over to Amazon.com to see if Kathy Freston's book Quantum Wellness is #1 yet? You know Kathy is jumping for joy, since Oprah just made her a rich woman.
You made me curious. I just checked. #2 - she's getting there.
Whatever. Just call it a day and get some lipo done. I'm so sick of her ass always talking about weight loss.
*sigh* oprah will never accept that she will never be thin.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She don't know what to do with herself anymore. This diet, that diet, detox diet. She playing herself, after the detox diet she's just going to ballon again. She's fat again.
She is so obsessed with her weight. What a bore!
p.s. MK- You can get a buzz off the mouthwash too...as seen on Intervention.
I think Oprah is a load. Be that as it may, I wonder how she stays fat being as famous as she is. I mean, it's not like she can stop by the local KFC or Pizza Hut or whatever. I personally would be too embarrassed to have my assistant make my junk food runs for me and see how much and what I was eating.