Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Shayne Lamas' posed bikini candids - Shit, she's becoming the new Heidi Montag - Hollywood Tuna
Photoshop alert! Nicole Kidman to pose pregnant and nekkid - Just Jared
Sharon Stone has a dick (it's probably just her lumpy vagina in nude panties) - Egotastic!
Joss Stone kissed a girl - IDLYITW
Eva Herzigova wearing a really hot dress (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Spa treatments for your 4-year-old - Jezebel
Carmen Electra is running out of ideas - Hollywood Rag
Shia and Harrison want to do each other - Popsugar
Nick Nolte in the land of Oz - Cityrag
Natalie Portman and her bearded lady boyfriend get cozy - A Socialite's Life
oh, the littering of beaches... shameless
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"Changes come before we can grow.
Learn to see them before we're too old.
Dont just take me for tryin' to be heavy.
Understand, its time to get ready for the storm"
NATALIE PORTMAN AND HER BEARDED LADY BOYFRIEND!!!! O Jesus H Christ you are the funniest motherfucker on the face of the planet. Oh shit I am still laffing on that comment five minutes after I read it.
oh damn Sharon! I guess my instinct wasn't basic enough because I just saw franks and beans, franks and beans....
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Xxyxz.. Get your work done *slams gabel* I still can't get over this damned headache.. I have soo much to do after work tooooo!! And I'm still waiting on that picture from you *gives stare*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oklahoma
I'm busy too! I can't quit Dlisted! :(
I have to make up a letter for the landlord and fax some other paperwork for our new place
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Go Spurs!
Xxyxz.. hi-ya baby!! I got busy at work
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oklahoma...
ARe you still here
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Who Cares on May 22, 2008 - 11:58am.
Shayne Lamas WOW packing a lot of extra weight.
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I saw a pic of her standing, she has HUGE Britney-calves. Really ugly.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
How did this talentless ho Natalie Portman land among jurors in Cannes??!? Probably, Jewish connections. What a shame.
Eva Herzigovas's dress is truly amazing. 40's rock.
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Nicole Kidman pregnant & nude - not sexy. But then, she never was. Too skinny and ice-queen-ish.
Sharon Stone - WEIRD.
Joss Stone in "Snappers"? Great name, oh yeah, we're just acting.
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Shayne Lamas WOW packing a lot of extra weight.
Is there a reason Shayne needs to carry a purse while strolling in the ocean? Maybe she doesn't trust the photographers she hired - it's so hard to find good help these days.
YourMom.. *gazes back into your eyes*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on May 22, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:40am.
What I wanna know is, Who's PinkDooDoo1
I burst out laughing when I saw this...I've been lurking in the shadows a while. When I finally registered for some reason I could never log in under pinkdoodoo so I added a two and voila!
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Ahh, i see. So you're the original pinkdoodoo, only now you're the sequel!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I'd watch Shia and Indy get it on!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
You mean Shia and Harrison are selling a movie together and they're best friends??
No. Fucking. Way.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 11:37am.
PinkDooDoo2:
You have my new favorite user name. I bow to you. LMAO.
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Nope. I bow to you. I'm an avid reader of comments and you guys neve cease to make me laugh.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Oh GOD, i wish i had that cowardly lions mane in between my legs.. I'd brush it all day long.. I'd have to get 2 extra robotic arms to do regular things b/c my real arms would be down my pants all day..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Id like to slap a bitch who takes their baby to dye thier hair!
Bikini waxing an eight year old?
Only if their daddy is a fucking Yeti!
Who the fuck names thir child diamond?
It is just setting her up to be a plain jane looking girl or a stripper with tips in her shoes!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:40am.
What I wanna know is, Who's PinkDooDoo1
I burst out laughing when I saw this...I've been lurking in the shadows a while. When I finally registered for some reason I could never log in under pinkdoodoo so I added a two and voila!
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
I have to say I am such a fan of the spammers - I truly love their hopeless English and dire attempts to say the same goddam thing in literally a billion different ways. They make life seem so simple and fun. All life is for them is posting hot pics on an internet site and wondering who someone could be dating. Its like some sort of internet utopia. Long live the spammers!
seriously, mrs. Karavitz
and who is that in your avie, it's driving me nuts.
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http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/christine43/?action=view¤t=...
Looks like Sharon Stone has some set of balls.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 22, 2008 - 11:34am.
nude pregnancy pics suck ass.
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And the minivan majority loves them
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
What I wanna know is, Who's PinkDooDoo1?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Damn, i want to see what all the hoo haw is about w/ pinky dick Stone.. Dang i miss all of the FUN!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
PinkDooDoo2:
You have my new favorite user name. I bow to you. LMAO.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Some folks name their kids awful names. It be different if the kid was cute, then the name wouldn't be so damned pretentious.
The mother stikes me as one of those single women who are happy that they accidentally caught some man jizz so they just have to let everyone know how special their kid is.
Dont get me wrong. My 5 year old gets a pedicure every now and then, but she earns it when she helps out around the house and doesnt try to kill her sister(which isnt often).
I have a feeling her "princess" will be on the Flavor of Love 15 years from now.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
nude pregnancy pics suck as.
okay, the hoff is back, it's a party.
Mabel, I cannot get your myspace to open, I'm sure it's my retarded computer.
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http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/christine43/?action=view¤t=...
Aw, precious little Diamond is going to grow up to make some man a very well adjusted, non-demanding wife!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
what in the name of jebus is that thing on sharon stone?!?!??! are those balls? WTF!?!?
That chick is hot, whoever she is. I thought that was a young Kim Cattral.
and I agree with RL... the whole preggo posing nude thing is so over and now is just step one in the How To Whore Your Kids Out Before They Can Even Speak handbook.
And I don't know what this says about me, but I was really anxious to get a glimpse of Sharon Stone's wang.
The rest of that shit... couldn't give less of a fuck
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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
Mom needs to ditch Diamond at the local Slaps-N-Slugs and go spend that money on some lipo for herself. Holy COW.
PS---There's more hooker advice up on the blog!
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Carmen Electra is Z list.
Jesus KRYYYST I'm still waiting for that dayspa gift certificate and this 4-year old gets to go??? WTF man.
She named her kid Diamond...nuff said.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Joss Stone kissed a girl? Who cares?! So did Katy Perry. Coming to your radio SOON:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD97wbqeEhg
damn. the music company pulled down the video, but you can still hear the song. its great!.
I hope my eyes are never scarred by viewing the Nicole Kidman pregnancy nudes. No amount of Photoshop could make that shit a good idea. Nicole - you got pregnant by an Australian country singer with a crack addiction and a 90s hairdo. We all know you're excited but tone it down a few notches. You aren't delivering new next coming of Jesus - Angelina Jolie is.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Nicole Kidman to pose nude pregnant? Oh, what an original idea.
C'mon, Sharon, you're a veteran in the business. You know you're supposed to tuck before getting your picture taken.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Shayne Lamas is hot, I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot Bikini pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there just curious !
Oh fer Godssake Nicole even walks around town with her hand under her belly. I know your first baby is exciting & all but GAG...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Goddamn fuckers! Posing nude while pregnant MAY have been subversive like, the first time Demi Moore did it 15 years ago. Now it's just another lame payday on the road to selling out your kids. First sell the announcement, then the nude pregnancy pictures, then the first baby pictures, then the 1st birthday pictures....ugh. Vomitrocious.