Wino Needs A Watch
Amy Wino won an Ivor Novello Award this afternoon, but she wasn't around to pick it up. Wino eventually arrived, but she was too late to accept her award. It takes a long time to look that haggard.
Wino's papa je'e, Mitch Wino, accepted the award for "Love Is A Losing Game" which was named Best Song. He told the audience, "I don't know what I'm doing up here. Amy couldn't make it, but she is getting better and sends you all her love."
In the picture above, You can tell Wino is already thinking about how she's going to turn that award into a pipe. Mitch Wino is thinking about how much money that award might get him on eBay.
In other Wino news, she's expected to play the Glastonbury Festival on June 28th. Hopefully, the organizers were smart enough to tell Wino that the festival is actually on June 27th. That way they have a much better chance of Wino showing up on the 28th.
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Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:37pm.
I REST MY CASE.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
LOL Sorry Filthy, I wasn't directing that at you:)
I meant that for the lovely & charming Tammy who apparently is so sane & reasonable that she obviously has no need for medication:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 10:35am.
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 1:33pm.
You really are an assdrip a clueless one but still an assdrip
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Is that all ya got? Assdrip? Here's the number to the homeless shelter
1-800-I-AM-A-Stupid-Outcast-Whore.
shut the fuck up already!
Please
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Go Spurs!
Sensimina,
Trying to teach common sense to a lunatic is like trying to teach a fish to ride a motorcycle.
Oh, and Jager BAD!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I'm not going to bother calling you names you really don't bother me
It's the ones that always attack that piss me off then when the tables turn they either hit the report button or run away
if you don't want to be attacked stop the shit of attacking others
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 1:31pm.
P.S. It's better to be medicated than to need meds desperately and not take them:)
Hey now! Don't make me come over there!
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
What the hell is going on in this this thread?
Anyways, my listening habits have been all over the map, from Dio to Public Enemy to Coltrane to Black Flag to Adam Ant....just a mish mash of notes. However, after an argument with the boyfriend I was blaring "Stronger than Me." on the way to the office. I wish that Amy would come back...I'm going to go listen to Bessie Smith now. It's just a that kind of day, I guess...
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 10:27am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Wow assdrip you are as smart as you are funny
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Why do you always make yourself an outcast? Martyr complex? Oh, I know, in high school you were always the last fat girl to be picked for volleyball. Recycling the pain.
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 1:33pm.
You really are an assdrip a clueless one but still an assdrip
ugh for the love of...
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What kind of deep denial is Mitch Wino in ?
Amy is getting"Better"?
Better how?
I mean compare pics of her @ the Grammys in Feb and recent photos of her with serious faces of meth look and TELL ME she's getting better.
Ugh. Its obvious Amy doesnt have one person in her life who dont see dollar signs and hasnt a prayer in hell to get herself clean when her own parents participate in the denial game.
Kind of like BritBrit except this one is actually a singer songwriter musician.
Sad.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 1:26pm.
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What's with all the meds talk? The way you keep bringing 'em up, I'd swear you're jonesing for some.
Naw not me don't need em
you hags are the ones that put your business out there then you attack people and don't like it when it gets done to you
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Who's attacking? I'm guessing the one that's calling everyone hags and other lovely expletives.
Just want to state for the record that the only problem I have is that you won't stop bitching and, in turn, ruin it for others who are just trying to have a little fun. I have to say that I am having a great time helping you look more and more like an ass, although you really don't need any help in that department.
Ok, you can go ahead and call me names and make assumptions about me and my life, now. Because I know you will, because you're just so predictable like that!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I never thought LA was posting as someone else before now. As much as she was on here, and as much attention as she was getting, I just don't think she can stay away. The language "these hags" "these whores" and the "me me me" business just screams LA IMO. I actually told her one time that the only way she'd get left alone is if she got a new name and attitude. I guess she decided to come back swinging instead. I really don't care. I just wish the people who don't like us regular posters would just go the fuck away if they hate it so much here.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Beggars Banquet♥♥♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 11:26am.
Here's a tip. If you are annoyed by all the mom jeans wearing, overly medicated, obese PTA mom truck stop hookers that post here, go the fuck away. It's really not that hard.
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Word again. Some gutless cowards who can't find the courage to post under their real monikers are simply hellbent on running other posters off of their cyber playground. They are totally proud of bullying regs. They they turn around and bitch at others for being friends on Dlisted. See, it's only okay for THEM to do it. The rest of us are just losers looking for pals on the internet LOL Still it's good for a laugh.
P.S. It's better to be medicated than to need meds desperately and not take them:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
I will be the first to admit that I do not take any type of meds, except an occasional Excedrin when the brain cells start rumbling.
I will also be the first to admit that I prolly need a shit load of meds.
I am a mom. I do not shop at Cosco. And yes, at this point of my life, laughing my ass off here is the extent of the amusement in my life. This is sad. I am aware. You can yell it at me a few times if it makes you feel better though.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 22, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I dont think Wino is ready to perform , I dont want to hear another story of wino crying , spiting to her fan and not knowing the lines of her own songs
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I agree yioooo. If I get to meet her Im gonna tell her that shes gotta get it together enough to keep touring and recording. She can still get high, but she's gotta put her art first.
Thats what Miles Davis, Jerry Garcia, Ray Charles etc. did. They all got high all the time, they just kept touring and recording while doing it.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Mrs. Kravitz...lol...trying to think of a name that would have "Ricki" as a nickname...I'm only coming up with Rickindra, lol, and I hope that's not your name.
Also, so I'm curious, since I've heard about it many times (especially from Stoney, I feel like). Was it ever verified that LA was posting as anyone else? I'm not necessarily pro or anti-LA, I was just wondering who else she posted as. Thanks!
Oh look, a newbie/previous poster pretending to be what exactly?
Oh, make it all about them. Old tricks for an old dog.
Nice.
On T: Yes, Amy IS getting better and better...at not showing up and hanging with Pete Doherty, progress people, baby steps in ballet shoes.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Here's a tip. If you are annoyed by all the mom jeans wearing, overly medicated, obese PTA mom truck stop hookers that post here, go the fuck away. It's really not that hard.
I would like to know why a 22 yr old likes to hangout with mom wearing obese PTA moms? we know you are medicated but really you should get out more
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:23pm.
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No one would attack Mrs. K for anything, because we respect her and she doesn't make personal attacks on other Dlisters. No matter how noxious they are.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Don't you mean, YOUR a dumbass. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 1:13pm.
ok, back to my girl, WINO !!! :)
Im still trying to get her address so I can pay her a visit when Im in London...
yes, ima winaloonie
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I'll give you my address. Just bust in garage if I'm not home, the door raises enough for you to slide under.
Please bring crack.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
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the hive didn't wanta go, the award wasn't for him.
I dont think Wino is ready to perform , I dont want to hear another story of wino crying , spiting to her fan and not knowing the lines of her own songs
Here's a tip. If you are annoyed by all the mom jeans wearing, overly medicated, obese PTA mom truck stop hookers that post here, go the fuck away. It's really not that hard.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.
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What's with all the meds talk? The way you keep bringing 'em up, I'd swear you're jonesing for some.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 10:20am.
DiamondDawg - thanks hon. Yeah, I have a whole stalking plan when I get there... umm, I sound crazy... hahahaha
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When are you going? Must take pictures and send them to Dlisted. I have no doubt you'll be able to find her - or at least her house. We've seen her front doorstep like 8 million times.
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Ill be there June 15 - 17... I totally just printed out the photo of her door where you can make out the "25" on it (LOONIE MUCH!?!? HAHAHA)... Im hoping to come back with a "I smoked crack with Wino" story... or more hopefully, "I convinced Wino to get clean and its working" story. Id take either.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Uh yea ok
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Actually, I never do that. I think most people in here use only one name, and the conspiracy theories are just stupid. But in THIS case, all the name-calling points directly to one person, and your name is Love Angelina. And now I'm really bored. *falls asleep at monitor*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
LOL!!!!! TAMMY TRUE JOINED 30 MINUTES AGO. LMAO.
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 10:22am.
You aren't welcoming to newcomers,
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That is so not true.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:19pm.
You are one of the nicest people here
I don't expect you to say something nice to me because the hags will attack you
but you really are a good person
xxy....you filthy animal, you! lol
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 10:20am.
DiamondDawg - thanks hon. Yeah, I have a whole stalking plan when I get there... umm, I sound crazy... hahahaha
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When are you going? Must take pictures and send them to Dlisted. I have no doubt you'll be able to find her - or at least her house. We've seen her front doorstep like 8 million times.
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 10:03am.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
riki don't let these overmedicated whores get to you.
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OH, SHIT!!!!!
I forgot to take my meds today.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I sense a list coming on. Please warn us who the resident hacker and/or ID thief is Tammy! The Dlisted needs your help!! A bad old hacker is amongst us and you must reveal her identities to the unsuspecting posters!! Internet Superman complexes are adorable:)
Yeah it's hard to ignore sometimes:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
xxyzx♥♥ - aww, I remmeber doing that!!! back when straddling your best friend had no sexual connotations... awwww!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Mrs. K,
A soft spot for Ricki Lake??
Damn, with that avie, i have a spot too, but not soft....
Dirty dirty girl...
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 10:11am.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:08pm.
*googling Kate Melua*
thanks doll!
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ME, TOO!!!!!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 10:19am.
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:03pm.
LA, anyone?
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yes, but what was LA's name before it was LA?
Mrs K - yeah, Im a big bluegrass lover :) Bela is amazing. That album he did with Edgar Meyer (Music for two) came out in 04, so I consider it new.
DiamondDawg - thanks hon. Yeah, I have a whole stalking plan when I get there... umm, I sound crazy... hahahaha
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
It's fucking on a swing with your clothes on!
One person on the bottom and one person on top facing the other way. LOL
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 10:09am.
No accusations from me. I know you are willing to say EXACTLY what's on your mind. :)
When I was a tot my nickname was Ricki, so I have always had a little soft spot for you.
Silly, I know.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 12:03pm.
LA, anyone?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on May 22, 2008 - 10:17am.
Wow, school let out early today.
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No. The kids never got on the bus. lol
The Killers!
Wow, school let out early today.
Tammy,
Are you a big fan of Angelina Jolie?
Missy,
It shouldn't be too terribly hard to get her addy, she has people on her front steps 24/7! Just dont' break into her garage!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 12:08pm.
*sigh* one big fucking playground today
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Wanna go play on the see-saw?
LOL.. I was thinking spider
:evil grin:
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I'm afraid I'm not familiar with spider. 'Splain please, my dear!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo