Whore Of A Mother
The world is going to end in 2009. It has to. That's when Wonky McValtrex plans to breed. Wonky is currently "in love" with Benji Madden and she told Heat magazine (via SF Chronicle) that she wants to start a family next year. Wonk said, "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."
I'm sure she'll name herp baby Jean, after Jean Harlow. Always copying Nicole Richie!
Benji's love has also turned Wonky into some kind of domestic. A source told E! that the two spend most of their nights at home. Wonky even cooks for him. The source said, "The two stay home as much as they can, cooking dinners and just hanging out. She makes him her specialty dish, lasagna, and he loves it."
Lasagna in "wonk talk" means something totally different. It's probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese.
Here's Wonky buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
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Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Oh sweet jesus, that is it. That aint no wild fire burning in the mountains here...
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That fire... the one in Santa Cruz county... is that anywhere near the chocolate covered bacon?
If the fire spreads towards Marini's... imagine the disaster. Oh, the humanity...!
GAH!!! There can be no demon spawn!
I hear Wonky McValtrex makes her lasagna from the cheese in her poon. Then she makes her special Herpy Panty Pudding for dessert.
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Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:12am.
she is my favorite i love to look at her while i pee. damn my forehead is so wrinkley
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again, if you want to fuck with me, do it under your REAL name, you fucktard.
I swear, this site sucks ass now. Fucking losers.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
actually this benji thing isn't that bad if it keeps her off the streets!!!
ive noticed less press about her.
maybe Arnie made a deal with Benji to keep the streets of LA safe.
HAHA, Missy!! Those big feet must feel good in Maddens butt.. LOL Or I bet she lifts them up and practices deep throating w/ them.. ROTF!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 12:12pm.
the thing I like best about paris is her ENORMOUS feet!!!
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ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
As a drag queen myself, I often have trouble finding sensible red heels in Size 11 that are comfortable.
I bet she buys her shoes online.
So, who will perform the wedding ceremony? Pastor Flapps?
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But then again, what do I know?
Oh sweet jesus, that is it. That aint no wild fire burning in the mountains here, it's the start of the apocolypse. Next will be great quakes, volcanic erruptions....oh. Wait.....
I just can't believe she is dating that fat douche for any other reason than trying to piss off Nicole(oh and making headlines). Can you imagine her lifting up his fat apron so she can do her business?? EEWWWWW
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
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Please don't let a baby daughter fall out of her vagina in 2009!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
the thing I like best about paris is her ENORMOUS feet!!!
They always look SOOOO big and disproportionate, and she cant do a damn thinig about it!!! BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! SUCKA!!!!
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They will be broken up long before next year comes around, so nobody needs to worry about this. She somehow is uglier every time I see her.
she dressed so hot, someone said her hot pics are appeared on a Caleb &rich dating ~~millionaireloves. c om ~~, she was dating with a rich guy there now !
Yeah Paris, because you and Benji will still be together next year.
Does she know you can't do coke while pregnant?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
See why i said cheese was a dirty monster word?
Thats fucking nasty MK!
Come here MK! Little momma has something for you!
Dont wiggle!!!!!!! *bloop*
Spank ya later whore!
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Eww MK!! Your 'idea' of Paris' lasagna was a bit TMI.. lmao
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Thank you for pot smoking.
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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
Take the C-section you herpes ridden cunt. Don't wanna blind the Madden offspring or anything.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
It's going to be fucking hilarious when this skank's poisoned womb won't spawn.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
So, when she starts letting her children die alone in her closets, what special brand of celebrity justice will she get then? Perhaps a whole month in jail + full distribution rights to both film and tv.
I didn't know whores had biological clocks. She's totally fucking herself by saying this shit publicly.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA