Whore Of A Mother
The world is going to end in 2009. It has to. That's when Wonky McValtrex plans to breed. Wonky is currently "in love" with Benji Madden and she told Heat magazine (via SF Chronicle) that she wants to start a family next year. Wonk said, "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."
I'm sure she'll name herp baby Jean, after Jean Harlow. Always copying Nicole Richie!
Benji's love has also turned Wonky into some kind of domestic. A source told E! that the two spend most of their nights at home. Wonky even cooks for him. The source said, "The two stay home as much as they can, cooking dinners and just hanging out. She makes him her specialty dish, lasagna, and he loves it."
Lasagna in "wonk talk" means something totally different. It's probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese.
Here's Wonky buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
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Submitted by radio siren on May 22, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Parisite would raise a child the exact same way that Kathy Hilton did, and we all know how that turned out.
Expect a bratty snot raised in hotel rooms and lectured on how to give blowjobs in the backseats of cars on dates.
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Correction. Barron usually does me in the FRONT seat. OK?
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 1:32pm.
island girl -
I don't think it's an issue of "may or may not have herpes". She has a prescription for Valtrex.
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Hahaha--- like that Hair Club For Men guy. "Not only do I use it, I own the company."
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But then again, what do I know?
island girl -
I don't think it's an issue of "may or may not have herpes". She has a prescription for Valtrex.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
The world in America (well Hollywood) is no longer based on talent or being worthy of something. It is now rated on how much of a worthless smelly attention whore you can be and how much dirty cock you can suck off while you beg the rest of the world to love you for being rich and famous for nothing. God I hope her karma comes soon.
Parisite would raise a child the exact same way that Kathy Hilton did, and we all know how that turned out.
Expect a bratty snot raised in hotel rooms and lectured on how to give blowjobs in the backseats of cars on dates.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by MargeAggedon on May 22, 2008 - 11:56am.
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Can't. Stop. Laughing!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 12:40pm.
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Sorry, DAE--- just saw your post. It's good here, finally warming up and sunny! Yippee!!
On topic: Paris Hilton is a WHORE of epic proportions who may or may not have herpes.
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But then again, what do I know?
Diamond -- Lil Wayne is a rapper.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-18-quote-of-the-day-224
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
MargeAggedon on May 22, 2008 - 11:56am.
"clown car disguised as a vagina", "cement truck to fill that canyon in"...
*ruptures spleen laughing*
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:39am.
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Just thought you should know you've been reported, again. You might wanna stop, now.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Madam Pince on May 22, 2008 - 9:53am.
"The world is going to end in 2009."
Three years earlier than Lil Wayne predicts?
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sorry, but who is Lil Wayne?
2012 is the final date on the Mayan calendar. Lil Wayne follows conspiracy theories? I love them. Speaking of which, where has ZOMAY been?
Thank you DAE!
I just reported it also.....as did Farrah, who knows MK.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
"I'm sure she'll name herp baby Jean, after Jean Harlow. Always copying Nicole Richie!"
I love how MK can't get through a Paris post without typing a herpes reference, intentionally or not.
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:39am.
i am walking my hog and at this very second i am eating three burgers, i must tell you what i do every second when i leave bcause i know you miss me so much. all my creepy sentences and useless facts ramble ramble. i will be back to tell you what else i will do later bcause i know that you do not really care but i like to re read what i so
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BeigeBaby...shut the fuck up already.
THAT's not rambling? Most of my posts are 2-3 sentences long. Asshole.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:31am.
gotta walk the dog- that is, if my fat ass can fit through my front door.
be back soon.....
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damn. that was funny.
I saw this guy's nice photos and attractive profile on RichMingle.com days ago. Found someone there? Don't know!
Dear wonky,
In case you haven't heard there's a clown car posing as a vagina called "michelle dugger" who has popped out no less than 17 dna replicons. This is wayyy more than her fair share and unfortunately it means that some individuals will have to go without in order to fix the obscene imbalance that the douchebag duggers have created.
For this and the obvious health risks that any offspring you produce will naturally have to face, you have been banned from spawning.
If you do not report for sterilization immediately an OBGYN will be dispatched to your location with a cement truck to fill that canyon in.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
A whole new meaning to the name Barren Hilton.
[How is brother Barron's little ass, by the way...]
Oh, and if she's too busy NOW, is she planning on her career dropping off by 2009? Imagine that...
Submitted by carlk223 on May 22, 2008 - 11:52am.
Pairs is a hottie.
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Perhaps...but Paris is a diseased wetfart!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
"The world is going to end in 2009."
Three years earlier than Lil Wayne predicts? I guess the power of Wonky's Valtrex vagina has the power to overrule even the ancient Mayans.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
The thought of her procreating makes me depressed. Will she stick her newborn in her carry-all under her arm while she shops? Leave it the closet while she suns herself in Mexico? Is it Happy Hour yet?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 5:39pm.
You have been reported to the site admin. Hopefully your ass will be banned. I'm sick of people screwing with other posters SN and annoying everyone with mindless, insane comments.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 12:11pm: "Does she know you can't do coke while pregnant?"
So true. She's such a mean girl, the kind you pray your daughter doesn't encounter. She's so jealous of Nicole's new image, which appears to be new, happy parent who is certainly more responsible than she was before her arrest. She has a guy who appears to love her (come on, I don't know these people, only what I "read" in tabloids), a doting dad, and a cute kid. Paris must be STEAMING. I mean, she dates the brother of Nicole's baby daddy? And what happened to her volunteer work on that country, I mean continent, where all those black people live?
Paris, give us all a break and struggle through a "See Spot Run" book or something.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 5:23pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Quick! someone rip out her womb (don't be kind, just grave a blunt, rusty knife & start stabbing at her stomach)
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That was nasty! I like it.
PS Hi hon, long time no see. How's things in the UK?
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Thank you! (Bitch deserves nothing BUT nastiness).
Hey! Everything'a alright over here, how's things were you are?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Baby Name: Neonatal Herpes Hilton
Says it all.
Hopefully the Super STD's will sew her vagina shut and she won't be able to procreate.
What kind of shit is the Madden douchay on to want to make babies with this slut?
He just wants a guaranteed income coming in for the rest of his life.
ugh.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 12:31pm.
My dad doesn't give a shit about celebs at all, but he finally snapped when Wonky went to jail and that shit dominated his precious Fox News!
He just blurted out "Why is this goat faced slut EVERYWHERE?"
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I think I love your father. Is that wrong?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
The hell is she doing in pearl paint?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 10:31am.
Goat faced slut??!HAHAHAHAHA I nominate your Dad for HSOTD!
There's a lot of great pics if he were ever HSOTD! My dad had a huge white boy afro and a fondness for pastel leisure suits in the 70s.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
If it makes this twat go away, then I hope she has a baby, but I believe it will make her worse - parading the little future slut everywhere!
Poor fucking kid - can you imagine you imagine this kid hitting the teen years and his/her pals start showing old pictures of their mother flashing her woofie to the Paps! Poor little bastard doesn't have 1 chance in a million of being even slightly normal.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I like your dad
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 10:31am.
Goat faced slut??!HAHAHAHAHA I nominate your Dad for HSOTD!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
gotta walk the dog- that is, if my fat ass can fit through my front door.
be back soon.....
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
My dad doesn't give a shit about celebs at all, but he finally snapped when Wonky went to jail and that shit dominated his precious Fox News!
He just blurted out "Why is this goat faced slut EVERYWHERE?"
I had to agree, she does resemble a goat.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
If the child's a boy I sense a DUI coming in 7 years and if it's a girl I expect her to whore her out with a singing career before the age of 5. Regardless those kids don't have much going for them seeing as they'll probably be rendered deformed or otherwise disadvantaged by Wonky's STDs and Maddens general douchiness.
DEAR LORD SAVE US ALL FROM WONKY AND HER STD BABIES THAT SHE WANTS TO POP OUT OF THAT THING SHE CALLS A CHOOCH
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
U DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW!
It's probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese. - MK
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So. Sick. Right. Now.
Bitch can't have any children. Her uterus has warts all over it.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Between all the dick cheese talk and the spazzoids and all the fighting i swear im going to have to do something rash!
golly fucking gee wiz MOTHER FUCKERS!
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Who cares?!? Fuck her. She is FUCKIN UGLY.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Hasn't she said that before when she was temporarily in love and said she wanted a family? I hope that she is sterile. She should never have kids or adopt. It should be a Federal law.
thank you for stikking up for me Tacobread. PSL just wont leave me alone
If they stay home so much, how come we see them OUT so much?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Quick! someone rip out her womb (don't be kind, just grave a blunt, rusty knife & start stabbing at her stomach)
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That was nasty! I like it.
PS Hi hon, long time no see. How's things in the UK?
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But then again, what do I know?
Go. Away. Whore.
She cooks him lasagne every night. How fucking quaint. Can I commit a not-so-random act of violence on her?
Didn't she say in 2006 that she wanted to be a mom by 2007?
I'm sure her uterus has been damaged so badly by the herp that there's no hope. I think we're safe.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Quick! someone rip out her womb (don't be kind, just grave a blunt, rusty knife & start stabbing at her stomach)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:12am.
she is my favorite i love to look at her while i pee. damn my forehead is so wrinkley
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Do you think that maybe you could find it in your heart to have the consideration to fuck off? Please? Your schtick is nothing but annoying.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I think I'm gonna be sick.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife