Whore Of A Mother
The world is going to end in 2009. It has to. That's when Wonky McValtrex plans to breed. Wonky is currently "in love" with Benji Madden and she told Heat magazine (via SF Chronicle) that she wants to start a family next year. Wonk said, "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."
I'm sure she'll name herp baby Jean, after Jean Harlow. Always copying Nicole Richie!
Benji's love has also turned Wonky into some kind of domestic. A source told E! that the two spend most of their nights at home. Wonky even cooks for him. The source said, "The two stay home as much as they can, cooking dinners and just hanging out. She makes him her specialty dish, lasagna, and he loves it."
Lasagna in "wonk talk" means something totally different. It's probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese.
Here's Wonky buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.
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i think paris will be a great mom she is beautiful and sweet! i love you!!! u dont know anything about her! u are jealous and fucked up and sick! if u really hate her why do u look her up! heres a thought 4 u airheads! if u really hated her and cant stand her.. why dont you stop looking her up and look at some fat ugly uslessless poor ho bags instead! she is proably laughing at u all silly jealous babys who have too much time on there hands wining how much they would love to be paris! waa!! u need 2 grow up! get a life!! shes better then u will ever be! how many vogue mags have u been in?? none! you go paris!! call me!! i love you! its your friend kitty !! paris, cant u believe these~! sad jealous people! omg! they think they are hurting ur feelings! they crack me up! i bet u are laughing soo hard!! omg!
I still can't believe how pathetic it is that this ass is dating the twin of her "friend" and now wants to have a baby... bitch obviously has some serious self-esteem issues.
Someone should point out to Big Beaky Bird Boat Feet Dumbass that babies are only babies for ummmm 5 minutes. "I want a baby". What a dumbass thing to say! It's a person, Penis. A PERSON DO YA HEAR ME??? Once the baby hits four months old, it'll probably be left in her closet to die like her dogs. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck you dummy. C'mere so that I can smack you up.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:33am.
Not only do I have the bail money, I'll even pay to have the car detailed afterwards.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nite, PSL..sleep well..I'm not too far behind you..just diluting the alcohol at this point..Kinda like Paris with getting off her back for her 15 minutes a day..
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TV, shhh..the doctor's are using that as a new form industrial strength birth control. They're calling it the Nouveau Riche Ring.
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You have my bail money, TV?
hahahahha
good night guys.....
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
@PSL, You'd only hear an echo..echo..echo from her crater crack!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 23, 2008 - 1:32am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:30am.
If you ever do run into her, do us a favor, back up and run into her again.
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Haha! Good one!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 23, 2008 - 1:30am.
If you ever do run into her, do us a favor, back up and run into her again.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
That's no clit ring, it's a hula hoop.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ugh- she's at the Pearl Art Center on La Cienega and Pico.....I have been there many times myself.
I seriously don't know what I'd do if I ran into Paris somewhere.....I know I wouldn't be able to control myself. I'd have to yell something at her.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
That's no crack, TV! That's just a reflection from the mirrored clit ring she's sporting!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
In the 4th thumbnail, you can really see the cracks she put in the concrete with those massive shoes.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
That's not posterboard she's carrying, it's her home pregnancy test.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Nitty, in all fairness to the guys, they have to come fast- her cellphone might ring.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
She's too busy? Doing what, holding a gun to peoples' heads until they'll wear a PARIS shirt?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hey, PSL..You can't keep em coming fast enough for Paris!
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she said, "next year I want to have a baby" for the past 3 years. It started with Man-Paris....
ugh, I sincerely hope no one will sell her a baby, because they know she is a disgusting human being
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Paris is the reason Mercedes Benz moved the shifter back up onto the steering column.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV and Nitty! Hey there....keep 'em coming. Ragging on Paris is something I always can do...
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by NitWitty on May 23, 2008 - 1:09am.
Something tells me she'll take a medium sized load for $2.50.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@TV, something tells me she never used the Sani-rinse.
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 23, 2008 - 12:59am.
She's also handled more loads than a commercial laundromat.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
She'll totally have to buy a baby. She's prolly had more coat hangers inside her than a dry cleaners.
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Some people are not allowed to reproduce. Ms W0nky is one of them!
Ugh!
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Lasagna in "wonk talk" means something totally different. It's probably some nasty sex act involving dirty tampons and dick cheese.
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Oh, God!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I dont think we need to worry, she'll only be "in love" with him for like a month tops.
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I thought retards weren't allowed to procreate?
Now, "dick cheese" phrase must be illegal! It makes me wanna never see Mr. Trouser Snake again.
*pukes*
*passed out*
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 22, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by radio siren on May 22, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Parisite would raise a child the exact same way that Kathy Hilton did, and we all know how that turned out.
Expect a bratty snot raised in hotel rooms and lectured on how to give blowjobs in the backseats of cars on dates.
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its the cruel circle of life...=/
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So Paris is going to procreate with that midget, oh I'm sorry that's politically incorrect, with that little person. Then they can have a reality show with all their "little ones." "Oh, I'm so much in love" how many times have we heard that from Paris. This man must be insane to hook up with her, what man in his right mind would want to fuck her. I hope he got tested before he got out his dip stick.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 6:52pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 1:48pm.
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Can I just say that I love the word prat? I'm also fond of minger. And that's no bollocks!!
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Lol, sorry it took me so long to reply btw. I love saying prat, I don't like minger (unless it's diracted towards Unfitney or Paris) I do however like a good wanker ;0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 22, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Shouldn't she be on her way to New York for "Fleet Week"?
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That's what I thought. Bitch does some of her best work during Fleet Week, and that's not saying much if you've seen her sex tape.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Shouldn't she be on her way to New York for "Fleet Week"?
The only reason Wonky would have a baby is either out of boredom or to keep a man. Or for publicity.
Submitted by radio siren on May 22, 2008 - 10:31am.
Word.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 1:05pm.
It has already begun, look at her sperm donor...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Sensimina--
Don't go dissing on gloryholes like that.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Submitted by MargeAggedon on May 22, 2008 - 11:56am.
"If you do not report for sterilization immediately an OBGYN will be dispatched to your location with a cement truck to fill that canyon in."
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Ha ha ha! That gaping maw is like a Black Hole in space. Even NASA won't go near it!
Bradiful -
Something tells me that Wonky's baby will be her punishment for living her life as a walking glory hole. Karma may very well come to her in the form of a "special needs", or at the very least, hideously ugly and bratty nightmare of a child.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Oh, she's to busy to have a kid now.
Yea, that's it.
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Her vagina is booked solid all through the year. It's hard to deliver a baby with a penis lodged in your herp tunnel.
- Booked solid and workin' double shifts.
She's so worthless at this point that she is planning a baby for next year to stay relevant and negotiate her baby pic deals.
Are you bogarting the Jager? I ♥ Jager.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 1:48pm.
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Can I just say that I love the word prat? I'm also fond of minger. And that's no bollocks!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Much like her beloved dogs, Paris will hire someone else to raise the kid and then pull the kid out when she needs an accessory for public photos. "I love you, Mommie Dumbest."
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Save the children!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Thank you DAE!
I just reported it also.....as did Farrah, who knows MK.
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Your soo welcome PSL. I really hope that prat gets banned.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 6:11pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 12:40pm.
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Sorry, DAE--- just saw your post. It's good here, finally warming up and sunny! Yippee!!
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No worries! :0) Good to hear! We had one whole week of it being sunny and HOT ('Tis a rare thing that happens) we still got the sun but its gone back to being slightly cold again.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 22, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Oh, she's to busy to have a kid now.
Yea, that's it.
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Her vagina is booked solid all through the year. It's hard to deliver a baby with a penis lodged in your herp tunnel.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Oh, she's to busy to have a kid now.
Yea, that's it.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
1. What is so busy doing -- besides whoring around on band trips?
2. Let us all pray to our respective Supreme Being that she remains so busy for the next thirty years.
3. If she does breed, hopefully she'll hire a team of trainers (er, nannies) to raise the poor whelp.
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Please let her miscarry.