Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Mug Shot Or It Didn't Happen
Blacky the donkey was arrested in Mexico after he ALLEGEDLY kicked and bit at two men near a ranch in Chiapas. I don't blame Blacky. The dudes were looking for some hot ass and Blacky was not amused.
Poor Blacky was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of drunks and hoodlums. Police refused to release him until his owner paid the medical bills of the injured men.
Officer Gomez said, "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed."
After 3 days, Blacky's owner finally paid up and he was released.
Blacky is innocent! I don't believe this shit until I see a mug shot. Wait, was Gary Busey in Chiapas recently?
Source: NPR
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
TY Aunt Bea♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh Kizzy!! Lets tape my joint and your joint together, and so on and so on.. LOL that reminds me of my 16thBday party. My uncle rolled me the longest J I'd ever seen and gave me a bottle of wine.. Oh yes. Lets relive that day!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Well put Kizzy
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Puff, puff, pass--"goosefraba, goooooose-fra-ba, goooooose-FRA-ba"
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What does "Sensimina" mean? Does it have a meaning?
DiamondDawg is a play on David Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" album. (I also collect jewelry).
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 11:25am.
bye ricki :) Before you go, I hear your frustration.... I get frustrated by people a lot (not just here, all the time) and I just try and remember that I can only control my own actions and I try to do so in a way that is received well by people. Cause Im peaceful like that.
have a good day doll.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
ricki lake, question, but if someone talks to you that wasn't your intended recipient in your comment, do you consider THAT 'mobbing'?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
You're either a sleazy whore or a frumpy mom. There's no winning. Oh well, better to be one of those than a shit stirrer.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Ugh, ok I edited this post 'cause it is just so not even worth it anymore. For the love of God, never fucking mind. Continue your perfect Internet lives uninterrupted. I'm off to talk to like, real people and stuff. Fun times.
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FRREE BLACKEY!!LOL
yeha I beleive that donkaay did all that.ornery cuss.LOL i think they're related to emus. ;)
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 11:22am.
All this fighting and bikering is making me feel depressed, so pass the pipe... Ok, not really. But pass is anyway. Let's all hum, meditate and be happy.
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for the fuckingloveofchrist, PLEASE MAN!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
All this fighting and bikering is making me feel depressed, so pass the pipe... Ok, not really. But pass is anyway. Let's all hum, meditate and be happy.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:15pm
I think injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere, and jumping on someone personally on a gossip blog is an unjust thing to do. If someone immediately jumped on you, without your committing a true offense, I would be just as quick to defend you.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ricki Lake -
Disagreeing with someone doesn't make you a troll. Annoying the shit out of everyone with your senseless personal attacks does. Since you're so fucking gorgeous, why don't you just step outside in a slutty outfit if you need attention so badly?
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Well, I can agree things get rather heated, but that's from both sides, it's not just whoever disagrees with you and your friends. Perhaps the because everyone here feels the need to defend their 'friends' (which is just about everyone else) is the reason why people get so fucking uppity when you and the horde decide you don't like what someone's saying. If you like to talk to people here, great, but you don't own the place and it's really not the place for you all to make friends to talk about everything under the sun with. That's what this "real life" thing you mentioned is for. Like, it's a little ridiculous to freak out and gang up on someone and then not understand why they turn into a progressively bitchier and bitchier cunt. Like, duh.
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I don't know where you get the idea that anyone here owns DListed.. we just happen to be here often and get to talking. And there aren't any internet rules that I'm aware of that say people can't go to a gossip site and make friends. It's hard to go and have coffee with these people when they're 6,000 miles away.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 8:49am.
HOLY FUCKING CRAP YOU GUYS CAN YOU LIMIT THE FIGHTING TO A FEW THREADS!!!!
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I was about to say the same thing.
I must say, even for Dlisted, I'm a little surprised at these sparring peeps. I haven't seen a fight of this caliber. I do miss BritneysComingBack -- but that's on a whole nother dimension.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 11:15am.
I've never had one either but I've certainly been to more than a couple in my time! lol
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 11:15am.
I know, and you actually stand out as being very reasoned and shit, or whatever. But people who disagree with others aren't automatically "trolls." It seems that repeating the comments of other people over and over and over again and not letting them go is far more trollish.
Missy
Right on, hooka!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Well its probably the only ass those other jail guys got to see in a long time.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Hmmm... maybe you get a mob mentality because people are fond of their internet friends or maybe because some people have the skills and the mission in life of making others jump and run after them with their pitcforks and torches. Someone with an L and an A is among them. Others just seem to be having a really bad day or are in a really bad mood and think it's OK to come here to get rid of the frustration, but leave people angry with their bitter attitude. Some others, I have no clue WTF with them. At first they seem OK but all of a sudden they turn into shit starters.
But anyway, I get your point.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 9:06am.
You better be going down on that hot mayonnaise mess with a giant soup ladle or I am going to be VERY disappointed.
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I like to apply it directly to my ass.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Mrs K -
It's a family affair, it's a family affair
It's a family affair, it's a family affair
One child grows up to be
Somebody that just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be
Somebody you'd just love to burn
Mom loves the both of them
You see it's in the blood
Both kids are good to Mom
"Blood's thicker than mud"
It's a family affair, it's a family affair
Newlywed a year ago
But you're still checking each other out
Nobody wants to blow
Nobody wants to be left out
You can't leave, 'cause your heart is there
But you can't stay, 'cause you been somewhere else!
You can't cry, 'cause you'll look broke down
But you're cryin' anyway 'cause you're all broke down!
It's a family affair
It's a family affair
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Aww baby, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me.....
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First I'm gonna take this popcorn butter and smear it all over your left butt cheek, then I'm going to take this here saturated butter and smear it all over your right shoulder blade... mmmm.............
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:10am.
Well, I can agree things get rather heated, but that's from both sides, it's not just whoever disagrees with you and your friends. Perhaps the because everyone here feels the need to defend their 'friends' (which is just about everyone else) is the reason why people get so fucking uppity when you and the horde decide you don't like what someone's saying. If you like to talk to people here, great, but you don't own the place and it's really not the place for you all to make friends to talk about everything under the sun with. That's what this "real life" thing you mentioned is for. Like, it's a little ridiculous to freak out and gang up on someone and then not understand why they turn into a progressively bitchier and bitchier cunt. Like, duh.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 8:48am.
Sounds like someone's a Costco Super Shopper...
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OMG! rflmao.
I can proudly say i have NEVER had a costco card!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 9:06am.
Why does everyone else insist on getting involved?
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It's a reasonable question. I thinks it's because we feel like sisters under the skin, and we like to protect each other.
Maybe it's silly.
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing
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And even though She loves the smell of French perfume
And even though She walks around in high-heel shoes
All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 10:57am.
No Words: I have noticed many around have been behaving like that for a little while. Maybe it's time to smoke off the pipe of peace or something.
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KIZZ - gimme that thing...
*light*
*inhale*
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, calm peaceful feeling....
*pass*
HIT IT!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The donkey was arrested because the Policia in Mexico will stoop that low to extort money from people. They extort money from it's citizens in all kinds of ways. If you get pulled over for a traffic infraction you have to pay the officer on the spot. No shit. Mexico's police are one of the most corrupt in the world.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:57am
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Aww baby, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me.....
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
KICK ASS! literally.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 10:57am.
Lol, you know, I don't have anything against you, and that was pretty funny actually. I just don't understand why like, when someone says something about a specific person suddenly 300 other people are so offended. I know Jimmy was giving you crap specifically or whatever, but you can't deny there's this mob mentality whenever it comes to anyone disagreeing with someone else. If I think so and so's a dumb ho and she's being a bitch to me, fine. Why does everyone else insist on getting involved?
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It's because we're friends in here. If this was real life, and someone was calling my friend a fat ugly slob, you're goddamn right I'm going to defend them. I wouldn't just sit by, watch, and have a giggle or two. The reason why there's a 'mob' is because we have gotten to know each other, and like I said, there are friendships, hence why people come to others' defences.
As for why people get offended, I'm sure you won't argue with the fact that there are some people who go way past fun little banters and dip right into the super personal attacks, which is COMPLETELY uncalled for.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
HAHAHAHA!!! "SCREAM" name!!! Jack Ass Spammer
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:57am.
Hey, now, that butter-flavored tub was MINE, LMAO
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Looks like we have to make another trip! Good thing too, I forgot the 120-can case of Pepsi and the 30 pound tub of Ben & Jerry's.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
OMG I love costco!!!!!
I buy seven 5-gallon jars of mayonnaise so that all us us (me, Pudge and the imaginary kids) can each have our own jar!
Dig in!
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You better be going down on that hot mayonnaise mess with a giant soup ladle or I am going to be VERY disappointed.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 10:57am.
Lol, you know, I don't have anything against you, and that was pretty funny actually. I just don't understand why like, when someone says something about a specific person suddenly 300 other people are so offended. I know Jimmy was giving you crap specifically or whatever, but you can't deny there's this mob mentality whenever it comes to anyone disagreeing with someone else. If I think so and so's a dumb ho and she's being a bitch to me, fine. Why does everyone else insist on getting involved?
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:57am.
Hey, now, that butter-flavored tub was MINE, LMAO
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 11:57am.
No Words: I have noticed many around have been behaving like that for a little while. Maybe it's time to smoke off the pipe of peace or something.
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For reals. No Bogarting. Puff, puff, pass...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
OMG I love costco!!!!!
I buy seven 5-gallon jars of mayonnaise so that all us us (me, Pudge and the imaginary kids) can each have our own jar!
Dig in!
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And even though She loves the smell of French perfume
And even though She walks around in high-heel shoes
All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
LoLo what has that hot, silky, supple and magnificent ass of yours gotten itself into now?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by cinndy2008 on May 22, 2008 - 9:58am.
It’s funny, I just post many funny pics on $$$ to share with my friends there, just check it our, my scream name is Tracy.
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You need a dictionary and an English class. Your "scream" name should be crustytwatbag.
Fight the spammers, NOT each other. Can't we all just get along?
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:55am.
LoLo, I think it's time your brother had an intervention.
It was me in drag! He isnt telling the story right!
That man paid me to bite him and let him call me Denise Richards!
We did it wheel barrow style but he ratted me out to the cops because i kicked him too hard!
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It’s funny, I just post many funny pics on millionaireloves.c o m to share with my friends there, just check it our , my scream name is Tracy.
No Words: I have noticed many around have been behaving like that for a little while. Maybe it's time to smoke off the pipe of peace or something.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 10:46am.
You know, your argument that no one was offended by Jimmy Bocca's comments might be a little more believable if you didn't defensively make fun of them for hours afterwards. Sounds like someone's a Costco Super Shopper...
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You're right. Time I cut the charade. I am clearly 600lbs and eat Costco Crisco right out of the tub. Who am I kidding?! My pock-covered face gives away how much sugar I pack into my fat mouth every day.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Haha! Thanks, MK. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
LoLo, I think it's time your brother had an intervention.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
They threw his ass in jail, just like that!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I want to see the donkey's hooves...
If she's wearing lucite heels, I think I can help identify the suspect.
Okay, what the hell is with Jimmy Bocca and ricki lake being bitchy queens on Dlisted today?
Totally taking the fun out of it.
Hahahaha!!!. Crap, MK. This is so dumb and stupid, but funny.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.