Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Mug Shot Or It Didn't Happen
Blacky the donkey was arrested in Mexico after he ALLEGEDLY kicked and bit at two men near a ranch in Chiapas. I don't blame Blacky. The dudes were looking for some hot ass and Blacky was not amused.
Poor Blacky was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of drunks and hoodlums. Police refused to release him until his owner paid the medical bills of the injured men.
Officer Gomez said, "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed."
After 3 days, Blacky's owner finally paid up and he was released.
Blacky is innocent! I don't believe this shit until I see a mug shot. Wait, was Gary Busey in Chiapas recently?
Source: NPR
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Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Oh, grow the fuck up, already! After you corrected me by saying Jimmy was the one who called her that, have I said anything to you about it? No. I also never said SkyBitch was my bestest friend, I just said it was ridiculous to take a potshot at her on a thread she wasn't even ON. Try reading for context and content, you might find your misunderstandings are precisely that: you misunderstanding.
The only thing I've ever taken you to task about was the shitty comment on the Leslie thread. You opened the door, don't get pissy when someone walks through it. You get what you give. Don't go personal, and you won't get it back.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 1:00pm.
LCT was run out of here by MizRo months ago and came back with different alts and wants us to think her ginger twat sings. Go away hag and take the drunk M.E. with you
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Who the hell is MizRo? And no one ran me out of here, I just changed my screenname to poke fun at a particular resident plantar wart.
I love you idiots making up crap just to make yourselves feel better.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Oh my God. Only at DListed can being friendship be construed into the most negative thing possible.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:02pm.
No, I don't expect anything from the people here. Certainly not warm-fuzzy BFF affirmations like a lot of people apparently do. Again, I only brought her up because it was "the topic at hand" - you said I called her something someone else did! All I said was that it wasn't me. What is so hard to understand about that? It's not like I have some obsession with her or mention her all the time or anything. And please, I have been posting here for a verrrrrrrrrry long time now, so don't act as all I do is bitch about your bestest BFF SkyBitch.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 11:55am.
Um, I wasn't trying to bitchy to you. I was just being forthright. I never called her that, someone else did. How is that not "addressing the topic at hand"? I also didn't think it was insulting, I'm sorry if it was, but I'm guessing you don't like to be accused of things you didn't do either.
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So, you behave decently in ONE POST and you expect a gold star? Are you kidding me? Wasn't it you that brought it to this thread? And why take a potshot at SkyBitch in there anyway, since she's not even HERE? Capice?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That was really funny! I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
riki don't let these overmedicated whores get to you. SENSIMA whateverthefuck has said many times she takes meds. The bitch is 22 years old lets cut her some slack for being a crazy bitch with no life
LCT was run out of here by MizRo months ago and came back with different alts and wants us to think her ginger twat sings. Go away hag and take the drunk M.E. with you
These hags have problems I know it might be hard but give them some slack. They have to put their pictures in avies because they get no attention at home.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 12:57pm.
LCT. BWAHAHAHA.. ROTF.. Note to self *don't use that 'word' around lct*
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It just gets me thinking about them, and how they're all white and THERE. Fuck. Seriously going to puke. I have to stop talking about them.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 11:55am.
Um, I wasn't trying to bitchy to you. I was just being forthright. I never called her that, someone else did. How is that not "addressing the topic at hand"? I also didn't think it was insulting, I'm sorry if it was, but I'm guessing you don't like to be accused of things you didn't do either.
@Sensimina-- That is a beautiful bong, puff, puff, pass... How are we going to break this ass outta jail?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 11:53am.
*passing my awesome bong with a glass seahorse handle*
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Thank you, Sensimina. Your bong is the bong...I mean, bomb.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Got DAMN! That's my cell phone photo! How the hell did my cell phone photo get arrested!
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
LCT. BWAHAHAHA.. ROTF.. Note to self *don't use that 'word' around lct*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:44pm.
It is NOT, that's butter-flavored Crisco up my nose...
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Mmmmmm, salty. What's that green mixed in with the Crisco? Basil?
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OOOps, you caught me, I was trying to sneak out with some of Sensi's sensi.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 12:54pm.
LCT.. Oh I forgot those rules on Booger, Poop, & Butt sometimes. I get those mixed up w/ hair grease, nose Hair & eye Boogers.. Almost the same, but slight differences..
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Ugh I seriously can't even read 'eye boogers' without gagging. Seriously. Totally just gagged. SO fucking gross. I hate it when people have one, but pointing it out would mean acknowledging it, which means gagging. I did it again. Have to stop.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Honestly, why are many waking up on the wrong side of the bed?. Pass the virtual pipe again. This is getting fucking annoying.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 11:47am.
Jimmy Bocca called her that, I didn't. Please don't conflate everyone who might disagree with you. There will probably be more than one.
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Oh, please, child, step off. I have had more than one disagreement with people in here already, the difference between us is, I can discuss my opinion without insulting the person who disagrees with me. I keep it to the topic we are discussing, and do not make it about THEM. I do not understand those that do. It's a gossip blog.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT.. Oh I forgot those rules on Booger, Poop, & Butt sometimes. I get those mixed up w/ hair grease, nose Hair & eye Boogers.. Almost the same, but slight differences..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
*passing my awesome bong with a glass seahorse handle*
It's easier to ignore shit stirrers when you're totally baked. Klonopin helps, too.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Next stop, HYPOCRISY!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Where's the love for poor Blacky in the pokey?
Has Gloria Allred heard about this? I know she'll want to get a camera crew ready...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Heyyyyy...I wantem smokem peace pipe.
Please.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 11:47am.
Jimmy Bocca called her that, I didn't. Please don't conflate everyone who might disagree with you. There will probably be more than one.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:44pm.
It is NOT, that's butter-flavored Crisco up my nose...
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Mmmmmm, salty. What's that green mixed in with the Crisco? Basil?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 22, 2008 - 12:45pm
Too true. That's why I passed the peace pipe, and said "find the funny". We're on a thread about a donkey in jail. Hilarity MUST ensue.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 12:43pm
Lemme get this straight, because SkyBitch put the word "bitch" in her name, you should call her ugly, pig-faced, and fat?
Ricki, there's a LAKE between you and logic...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 12:43pm.
LCT. I knew that was you saying Booger.. Buttocks missed Booger.. But Booger likes to be wiped on Buttocks..
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And Buttocks likes to share Poop with Booger. It's an unspoken agreement between them that if Booger is going to visit Buttocks, Poop is going to be shared.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Hi Sensimina,
My comment was more a general observation of the last few weeks or so. There's always drama but it seems worse. I think sometimes people come here with personal agendas and forget this site is supposed to be all in good fun.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:42pm.
So true. I know I come here for the hilarious comments, and honestly, there are true comedic geniuses here. I mean, I'm surprised more of the people here aren't comedy writers IRL.
LoLo with the ass avvie was just perfect for this thread til' the griping started.
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Absolutely and I try my hardest to just read the posters that I like the ones I don't I just pass by their names. Sometimes something catches my eye and I have to add my 2 cents.
LoLo always keeps me laughing so it makes the day go quicker!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 12:41pm.
BOOGER!
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It is NOT, that's butter-flavored Crisco up my nose...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 11:34am.
Ugh, see bitch, this is why I can't let it go. I never said shit to you, but, once again, someone has to defend their 'friends.' What if your 'friend' just so happens to be a bitch? What if your 'friend' even goes so far to put bitch in her name? Oh, and honey, that little jibe about wearing something slutty to get the attention I so desperately crave is kinda rich coming from someone who posts hoochie pics of themself on their MySpace and Dlisted profile for all to see. Whatever, ho.
LCT. I knew that was you saying Booger.. Buttocks missed Booger.. But Booger likes to be wiped on Buttocks..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 22, 2008 - 12:36pm
So true. I know I come here for the hilarious comments, and honestly, there are true comedic geniuses here. I mean, I'm surprised more of the people here aren't comedy writers IRL.
LoLo with the ass avvie was just perfect for this thread til' the griping started.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
BOOGER!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 9:32am.
Sensimina is a slang word derived from the word sensimilla.
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Thanks! That's what I kinda thought.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 9:15am.
Like, it's a little ridiculous to freak out and gang up on someone and then not understand why they turn into a progressively bitchier and bitchier cunt.
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Very true...
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 11:35am.
*gently takes vic from okies tongue with mine*
oooh girl!! we both needed that!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 12:32pm.
TY Aunt Bea♥♥
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Your welcome Kizzy. There are some really funny posters here. its to bad there are a few bad ones that try to ruin the fun for everyone.
It would be so easy and mature (even though thats hard for some) to ignore or move past a post rather then make a comment as if only their post is relevant to the the thread.
ty islandgirl :) You and Amanda were the first ones I remember when I came here :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I see donkeys.
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But then again, what do I know?
You guys are a bunch of amateurs.
*grabs hooka*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
*cough cough cough* *puts vicoden on tongue* Now come get it Missy!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
BUTTOCK!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
tonic bitch-
I don't think anyone took it personally, RL and JH were just spouting their fucking mouths off on every single thread, repeating she same shit and it became irritating.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Oh HELL yeah!! Keep this peace pipe going and going and going.....
C'mon, people! Find the funny!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sensimina is a slang word derived from the word sensimilla. The meaning is that I am a huge stoner who loves taking bong rips all day.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I think people just take stuff way too personally in here sometimes.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
*looking around smoke filled thread*
*smiling*
*takes double joint from okie*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
now thats better :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Sigh. Sometimes we have to agree to disagree, ricki lake. You can't make people think or act like you think it's correct. Facts of life.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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That is all.
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But then again, what do I know?