Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Mug Shot Or It Didn't Happen
Blacky the donkey was arrested in Mexico after he ALLEGEDLY kicked and bit at two men near a ranch in Chiapas. I don't blame Blacky. The dudes were looking for some hot ass and Blacky was not amused.
Poor Blacky was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of drunks and hoodlums. Police refused to release him until his owner paid the medical bills of the injured men.
Officer Gomez said, "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed."
After 3 days, Blacky's owner finally paid up and he was released.
Blacky is innocent! I don't believe this shit until I see a mug shot. Wait, was Gary Busey in Chiapas recently?
Source: NPR
Thanks IslandGirl
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:40pm.
See ya, hot slut!! Thanks for the laughs, as always ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
IG - HAHAHA, well thats what matters isnt it
Like Bushwick Bill said "As long as he has a big dick, size ain't shit"
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Yep, I got a shitload of posts on here, I've been trying to actually discuss the topic, as well as other things, in between trying to skip you.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hot Slut of the Week Winner!
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Are you going to fry the coca-cola, or do you want me to? (Since I'm already doing the Snickers)
And guacamole, just for color, I don't actually eat it.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Ok. Fine, fair enough. But why is it my fault that 2,500 people won't let it go that I said something that wasn't even about them? If you'll notice, it hasn't been my posts that have dominated this shit. I would try to count Kizzy's but I just don't have the energy.
Missy, all I can remember is that donkey was hung like a horse.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Um, no, my issue was the fact that you shouldn't just support your friends blindly
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Why not? If your friends won't support you what are they good for?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
See ya sexy bitches. Be back in a few hours.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Um, no, my issue was the fact that you shouldn't just support your friends blindly. If my friend is being a bitch she can deal with the consequences of that herself. It reminds me of the packs of drunk college girls you'll see out on a bar crawl. They'll be loud and obnoxious and the second one of them gets annoyed at someone or something they all start fucking freaking out when really, it was just one drunk bitch's problem with being a bitch to begin with. Sorry if you can't decipher that garbled analogy, I'm too exhausted to edit it.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 22, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Bingo. Like, if you keep calling someone names, of COURSE they'll keep responding!
Sweetas, that's what the bitch told me. But he never calls, he never writes... ASSHOLE!!
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But then again, what do I know?
newport joey, here, we saved you a bong toke
*pass*
Ok, back to islandgirls slutty drunken donkey story :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Kizzy I would be mad to if I knew a gay guy was getting more dick then me.
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I told you before, PAYING FOR IT DOESN'T COUNT.
Why not take your own advice and go take a long walk off a short pier??
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Oh, thank you!!! I thought I was the only one who did that!! With fried Snickers bars as croutons.
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Kizzy, you are a modern day genius.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Damn! I missed out on the name calling, bong passing , and the bitch slapping.....Do a little work once in awhile and life just passes you by. I did notice "folks" dare not mention she whose name must not be spoken (whispers LoveAngelina) as the SUPREME Psycho on this blog.....gives me shivers......and makes me glad gas prices are so high that she can't do a drive by in Atlanta.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
do you realize that we live on a planet full of things to do? Unless your a paraplegic I really would suggest u get up and walk outside and enjoy life. Dumb bitch.
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And you're on here instead of outside in this planet full of things to do because.....
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 12:35pm.
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This from a guy who has been posting non-stop for 4 hours.
Some of us soccer moms actually left the house today, you sad fuck in shit-stained skivvys.
Jimmy Bocca, you are sent to Coventry. Ignore.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
islandgirl, you got the donkey's name?? That is so not whorish. *yanks slut license from you*
*rubs Tonicbitch's "pets"* lol
OT - LoLo's ass is still my favorite, but this one's pretty effin hot.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Oh, thank you!!! I thought I was the only one who did that!! With fried Snickers bars as croutons.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ricki lake dude, I'm not friends with nobody. I'm completely neutral but I'm trying to read Dlisted... if you get my point.
I have to read about your silly disagreements in about 3 topics today. How many more do I have to read? and you expect others not to interfere?. Ugh!.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Then: immediately or soon afterward
Than: used as a comparative
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE PLEASE.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 1:34pm.
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*rummages through purse for cheque book, grudgingly makes out cheque for $4.37 plus overtime*
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:31pm.
LCT's ginger twat is going to be on American Idol, y'all!
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Ripley's Believe it or Not more like it. A singing vagina? Come on now Tammy. Be a little more creative please.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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Hello!?
I'm RIGHT HERE, IG. Geez. At least wait til I leave. *pouting*
Cheap ass never did pay me.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Caramel's always a given, it goes with chocolate, wherever chocolate goes. BBQ-flavored pork rinds are optional, however.
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Mmmmm, BBQ pork rinds. Can we make a salad out of those and Twinkies?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Kizzy STFU.
OMG!!! King Jimmy Bocca has spoken!! I must immediately take a vow of silence!! AHHH!! I have angered the Bocca King!!! What ever shall I do?
Since you are the most juvenile individual here, I'll bring it to your level: shut don't go up, prices do, take your own advice, and shut up, too.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TammyTrue on May 22, 2008 - 10:00am.
LCT was run out of here by MizRo months ago and came back with different alts and wants us to think her ginger twat sings.
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LCT's ginger twat is going to be on American Idol, y'all!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Well Missy, there was this donkey, right? I think his name was Senor Wences. Anyway, this girl showed up... and there was tequila involved. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
ok so what I'm getting here is that if we stop talking to Ricki Lake he'll stop responding and then this shit ends. Cool. I'm down with that.
My ass is sore and my pussy hurts. I'm referring to my PETS, you freaking pervs!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Caramel's always a given, it goes with chocolate, wherever chocolate goes. BBQ-flavored pork rinds are optional, however.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You people have no idea how fuckin' high I am right now!
You're all feeding my drama addiction.
When I met Pudge he said "This is a drama free zone. It's the drama or me. Make a choice."
Damn men.
So, dear reader, I chose him and I have never regretted it, but damn I need a fix everyone in a while!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:26pm.
So, this one time when I was in Mexico...
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*wide eyed*
yes? and then? go on, please. PLEASE!!! :D
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Oh, I am so sorry! I didn't realize the entire fucking blogosphere was supposed to stop simply because you and your friend Jimmy wanted to make shitty comments! Geeze, drama-whore much??
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
So, this one time when I was in Mexico...
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:24pm.
I'll bring marshmallows!!
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Sweet. And caramel. Don't forget the caramel. I need something to drizzle of my twice fried chips.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Although we'd miss out on a lot of laughs of people who are high and mighty and think the world of themselves making themselves look like absolute twats. I'd miss that.
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Word!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
ricki, you just said you're friends with jimmy, yet you give us all shit for being friends with each other. Explain please.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
I'll bring marshmallows!!
Seriously, why would the farmer allow his ass to be jailed? My cat Molly can be a true bitch, she kicks and slaps, but I'd never call the cops on her.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Honest question. What the hell is wrong with ricki lake and jimmy bocca?. If you don't like certain people around here, then why the hell do you take the time and effort to pick fights with them often?
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Thank you, my entire point exactly. This is a gossip blog, what does it matter who the commenters are, or what they look like? Why go personal? And Jimmy just immediately starts talking shit, but we're just supposed to kiss ass and be nice? I don't even do that shit IRL.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
LCT, she's an old poster who started this shit months ago. Everytime this BS takes another run, her name is dragged into it. It's tiresome as fuck. An ignore button would be a really great feature to have on here.
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I agree. Although we'd miss out on a lot of laughs of people who are high and mighty and think the world of themselves making themselves look like absolute twats. I'd miss that.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Yes, you horrible, mom-jeans-wearing fake friend you. You've totally cut me up inside, and now
*sniff***SOB*sniff**HONK I just don't know how I'll carry on!
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We're already fat as hippos, there's no silver lining from here.
Oh well. Pizza dipped in chocolate sauce?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 22, 2008 - 1:17pm.
ROFL--- excellent joke!! Props for on topic!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahaha, Tonicbitch!! Word.
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But then again, what do I know?
It’s funny, I just post many funny pics on millionaireloves.c o m to share with my friends there,they are discussing hot now, just check it out , my scream name is Tracy!
This is getting REALLY stupid, people. Yes we're all ugly, fat, bored whores. That's why we're all here.
I'm going to post an ass joke. It really isn't any lamer than the fighting going on.
"The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun! in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Honest question. What the hell is wrong with ricki lake and jimmy bocca?. If you don't like certain people around here, then why the hell do you take the time and effort to pick fights with them often?. Crap! and I thought the L and the A was the most annoying poster on Dlisted.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:11am.
Who the hell is MizRo? And no one ran me out of here, I just changed my screenname to poke fun at a particular resident plantar wart.
I love you idiots making up crap just to make yourselves feel better.
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LCT, she's an old poster who started this shit months ago. Everytime this BS takes another run, her name is dragged into it. It's tiresome as fuck. An ignore button would be a really great feature to have on here.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:09pm
Yes, you horrible, mom-jeans-wearing fake friend you. You've totally cut me up inside, and now
*sniff***SOB*sniff**HONK I just don't know how I'll carry on!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Sorry maybe its not you there's another one running around here with adoptolinacarotttopshit
sorry if i made the mistake
the other bitch was run out of here by MizRo
the one that puts her hag face in the avie
LCT
ignore...
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Go Spurs!