Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Mug Shot Or It Didn't Happen
Blacky the donkey was arrested in Mexico after he ALLEGEDLY kicked and bit at two men near a ranch in Chiapas. I don't blame Blacky. The dudes were looking for some hot ass and Blacky was not amused.
Poor Blacky was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of drunks and hoodlums. Police refused to release him until his owner paid the medical bills of the injured men.
Officer Gomez said, "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed."
After 3 days, Blacky's owner finally paid up and he was released.
Blacky is innocent! I don't believe this shit until I see a mug shot. Wait, was Gary Busey in Chiapas recently?
Source: NPR
Thanks IslandGirl
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arresting a donkey?! that is ass backwards.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
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hahah Look a group photo of Kizzy, Lovecarrottopolina, Dawndawndawndawn & skybitch!
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 22, 2008 - 11:13am.
Well, you better watch out Joey, cuz I am going for a lot more than that.
And I will still have a fat ass!
I can't help it, I was drawn that way.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I will give love to ricki lake for stalking youknowwho a while back, that shit was just funny.
ON T: Yes arrest a mule/ass but ignore the hundreds of women missing and/or dead in MX.
Sorry but I keep seeing something about that and it irks me to no end that nothing is being done about it.
I know, I know, I'm not trying to be a party pooper.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
"Blacky's owner finally paid up and he was released."
damn! that donkey's gonna have to work his ass off to pay back that debt!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
How much is his ass tax?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
I found those 2.8 lbs you lost Mrs. K! Damnit..I am looking fat in my pregnant mom jeans.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Well slap my ass and call me Julio!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Yes, I am a homo. I've long ago stopped trying to correct people who refer to me as "she," since it doesn't really matter. I hope your magical dream image of me is not forever shattered now.
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I always think you're the guy in your avie. But then again, I also think Madame S. is really Shirley Temple. *shrugs*
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
That is a pretty ass. Not as hot or silky as LoLo's ass, but a pretty ass. Kind of a mean ass, though.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
That donkey is a criminal MY ASS!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 12:05pm.
thank "god" he wasn't filled with candy
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LMFAO
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Fair enough. I mean, I'm really not same lame crazy troll. Well, I may be lame and/or crazy, but I'm not a troll!
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 1:06pm.
I can't for the life of me figure out what happened to the old Jimmy.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
wait a sec.... BLACKY?!?!.... it must be a racial thing
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
I wonder if he knows there are pictures of his ass all over the internet?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
My ass hurts.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 1:05pm.
LOL! I don't care who you fuck as long as you bring on the snark.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
since when are police allowed to just grab any ass off the street they suspect of a crime?
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Is he going to sell his ass now?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ricki Lake. Ok, right. I have to agree with you somehow, but what's the point of creating a mob attack when you can't change people?. You don't HAVE to get along with everyone, but it's better to just relate with those you like and ignore those you don't. Dlisted has had "defensive, elitist, cliquish" people around and will always have them. I have seen many come and go, so you can't change that.
Off-topic personal conversations too and I have to be honest and accept that some of those conversations are entertaining and/or instructional. It's what you must expect from people who post here every day.
What amuses me is whatever happened to you two. Jimmy used to be Ok. I had a small misunderstanding with him a while ago, but he apologized and was polite. Then I noticed he started to show a really bitter/bitchy attitude and became a shit starter. Really, WTF?!. But whatver, you say people can't let go. I say show them and be an example. Let go and let your friend face his own consequences. All right?.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
"Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 11:42am."
ok now thats not fair, bitchy hags is not gender-exclusive.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
thank "god" he wasn't filled with candy
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Yes, I am a homo. I've long ago stopped trying to correct people who refer to me as "she," since it doesn't really matter. I hope your magical dream image of me is not forever shattered now.
Smuggling, prostitution, disturbing the peace--damn, that is one bad ass...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 2:03pm.
check that donkey for drugs!!!... i think he's a mule!!
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Hahahahaha!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 2:00pm.
if Blacky's owner only had a good lawyer... he could have gotten his ass off
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If he left his ass in jail overnight, I'm sure the rest of them made sure his ass got off.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
check that donkey for drugs!!!... i think he's a mule!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
I was in jail, in Mexico, and there was this ass in another cell...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
if Blacky's owner only had a good lawyer... he could have gotten his ass off
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
wait a minute....ricki lake is a DUDE?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
@ESE-- And you just know that's the finest ass the other inmates have seen in a good long while.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sweetas on May 22, 2008 - 1:55pm.
At least he was really hung, sucks when you get a donkey home...
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Therein lies my problem. Damn you, Senor Wences!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Step out of line in Mexico and they'll throw your ass in jail.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
It's easier to get dick in the park!
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Hey, it worked for George Michael!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 10:48am.
I guess it may be a girl thing, which is why I don't understand it.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!
It's like my Pudge. Why does he have to watch a baseball AND a hockey game at the same time when I wanna watch The King of Queens reruns?
It's a straight guy thing.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
proof once again, it's easy to get ass in jail
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 1:49pm.
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Amen to that.
*pours ESE a double White Russian*
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But then again, what do I know?
islandgirl - lol! *hands back slut license* Damn, you been breakin in to your house with this thing or what? USED. ;) Let me guess, you called his # and it was the cop shop?? I hate that. At least he was really hung, sucks when you get a donkey home and realize it was just tube socks.
It wasn't this guy was it? He looks suspicious to me.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 1:35pm.
It's easier to get dick in the park!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 10:42am.
Er. I'm so glad I'm gay! I pity the men who have to deal with you hags. LMAO see I can be funny I just insinuated that you fat ho's have men! hahahahah
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I lost 2.8 pounds this week!
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Good for you, Mrs. K! xoxo
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 1:49pm.
a fucking DONKEY was arrested and THIS is the comments?!?!
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THANK YOU. I hate to repeat myself, but damn, this is funny as hell, hilarity MUST ensue!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Um, I never defended the names he called people. I simply said it wasn't me that said them. I agree with his main point that the people in here are way too defensive, elitist, cliquish, whatever. Where have I said, "Hey everyone, Jimmy's right, you must all be fat bitches in mom jeans!" No where. I also wasn't high-fiving it about him either. But, on the other hand, a lot of people here seem to dish it out quite harshly but can't take it at all, so it's somewhat hard to feel sorry for them. I don't like incongruencies either, but I don't see where the one here is.
a fucking DONKEY was arrested and THIS is the comments?!?!
"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...
I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?"
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 1:46pm.
IG - HAHAHA, well thats what matters isnt it
Like Bushwick Bill said "As long as he has a big dick, size ain't shit"
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I like the sound of this Bill person.
*furiously googles Bushwick Bill*
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Lol, thanks. Ugh I don't even know how this started! I can certainly admit to being a bitch but I'm not like, intentionally belligerent on here or anything. I guess it may be a girl thing, which is why I don't understand it. (And no I don't mean that as a slam against girls!)
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 10:42am.
Er. I'm so glad I'm gay! I pity the men who have to deal with you hags. LMAO see I can be funny I just insinuated that you fat ho's have men! hahahahah
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I lost 2.8 pounds this week!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
"Um, no, my issue was the fact that you shouldn't just support your friends blindly. If my friend is being a bitch she can deal with the consequences of that herself."
That is EXACTLY what you are doing. Or are you not paying attention to the childish crap Jimmy is writing?. If he wants everyone to chase him with torches and pitchforks, then in your words "let him deal with the consequences of that himself". Sorry, but I don't like incongruencies.
Since I have nothing else to do for a while, I can't help but read the comments.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Um, why would you defend a friend if they were wrong? Being someone's friend isn't agreeing with everything they do. Sometimes it's making the harder decision to let them make their own mistakes or tell the long, hard truth. If I wanted friends who hung on and agreed with my every word, well, I guess I'd just make them all at Dlisted like everyone else.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 10:40am.
Ricki, tatala, you hit the nail on the head.
It's a girl thang.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife