Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Mug Shot Or It Didn't Happen
Blacky the donkey was arrested in Mexico after he ALLEGEDLY kicked and bit at two men near a ranch in Chiapas. I don't blame Blacky. The dudes were looking for some hot ass and Blacky was not amused.
Poor Blacky was thrown into a jail cell with a bunch of drunks and hoodlums. Police refused to release him until his owner paid the medical bills of the injured men.
Officer Gomez said, "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed."
After 3 days, Blacky's owner finally paid up and he was released.
Blacky is innocent! I don't believe this shit until I see a mug shot. Wait, was Gary Busey in Chiapas recently?
Source: NPR
Thanks IslandGirl
He's setting a bad example to donkeys all over the world! We need more moral donkeys!
Reading this while not being a part of it makes me realize how... what's the phrase I'm looking for.... how big of a waste to society some of the assholes (one in particular) are on here.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:51pm.
I hate to be all "All You Need is Love" but,
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COMEONNNNN!!! you love it!! like me hippie mama!!
All you need it love!
(waowa wawa-waaaao)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 11:47am.
Awww mrs. kravits I never get upset with you. Your a hot slut. :p And by slut i mean you fuck alot of guys regularly. lol jp.
Jimmy, that was so sweet...sniff, I am all farklempt.
I hate to be all "All You Need is Love" but, seriously, let's ALL OF US try to seek first to understand and then be understood.
Communication is the key.
MUAH!!!!!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
Awww mrs. kravits I never get upset with you. Your a hot slut. :p And by slut i mean you fuck alot of guys regularly. lol jp.
Jiiiiiiii-meeeeeeey
is every day peo-puuu-uuuul
yeah yeah
*and scooby dooby dooo-bee*
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 2:39pm.
AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AHHHHH CHOOOOOO!
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Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 11:33am.
And don't forget the open toe white sandals with the reinforced toe pantyhose underneath!
Now I want Ricki and Jimmy to promise me that next time you start getting a little irritated with us, you let us know before we all start acting like cranky toddlers, mmmkay?
Sing it with me!
People are people
So why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
If it was in America, they'd have recommended anger management classes for his ass.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
steppin' back out for a bit, see ya all later... try not to make asses outta yourselves!!
an arrested donkey... classic!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 1:34pm.
I totally heart Oops I Crapped My Pants & Nigga Please cereal
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Bwahahahahhaaaaaaa!!!! *thud*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 2:31pm.
soo, does this jackass have any excuse for his behavior?... kicking and biting people... the nerve
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For reals, he needs to get his ass under control.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I do like some Schweddy balls.
*bloop* (did i do it right LoLo?)
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I totally heart Oops I Crapped My Pants & Nigga Please cereal.
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Um, whoa. Mom jeans, fine. But PLEATED jeans?! Omg, next you're gonna tell me they're stonewashed, have tapered stirrup-legs, and have an elastic high-rise waistband! The horror! The horror!
I guess he'll have to keep his ass tied up...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DDD - you like his Schweddy balls, do you?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
OMG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, Pete Schweddy and his schweddy balls.
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Sigh.
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
DeeDee! Who knew is right? Not my fault!
*bends over*
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But then again, what do I know?
Nobody likes a beat ass, but a good ass beat is nice every once in awhile.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 22, 2008 - 1:28pm.
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What, Mrs. K? No "Pete Schweddy"?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
soo, does this jackass have any excuse for his behavior?... kicking and biting people... the nerve
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Hahaha Islandgirl. Who new your ass story would take such a beating?
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 11:26am.
BASS-O-MATIC!!!!!!!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
@Jimmy:
Joey is HWAT, trust. Pageant winner and everything! And the drag pregnancy is really bringing out his luminous skin.
Even more OT: When are we throwing Joey a shower?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
This story is asstastic.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 11:25am.
You said it.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 1:23pm.
ya know, Sat Night Live commercials are the one thing that I can never find on youtube!! I LOVE the commercials...
The Love Toilet
Bad Idea Jeans
Mom Jeans
I dont know why, but theyre not on youtube.
HEY TECHIES!! GET ON THAT WILL YA!!? thanks.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I know, ESE. And I was the one who sent this to MK. Now I feel like an ass.
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by Newportjoey on May 22, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Jimmy that was just plain mean, stealing that picture of me and my sisters in our mom jeans....EVERYONE wants to be a Drag Queen.
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LOL newportjoey I wanna see your pic! do you have myspace or something? I'm picturing your some hot sexy man candy!!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 22, 2008 - 2:21pm.
um... there's a donkey in the clink and we are in here bickering??? We need to get organized people, there is an INJUSTICE in Mexico that must be addressed!
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Exactly!! We are wasting time, assing around in here...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey, you guys should check out Mabel Hodges' MySpace page...she just posted my question about cat stalking!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Jimmy o hell no you didnt steal my avie!!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Jimmy - 'member that commercial on Sat Night Live???? HILARIOUS!!
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LOL yess!! I was trying to find the video but I couldn't haha. I miss tina fey on SNL!
Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 2:19pm.
not ignoring you or anyone, just tryin' to keep pace to get the argument off the first page of the thread... failing at it i guess.... hi, all!!
OT: it's a fucking DONKEY!!!... that's just HIlarious!!!
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Haha, Missy! I just had a flashback to Cancun, a cigar and a chola. She was the Monica of her country.
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But then again, what do I know?
The cops sure did kick that ass right in the hole!
*bloop*
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um... there's a donkey in the clink and we are in here bickering??? We need to get organized people, there is an INJUSTICE in Mexico that must be addressed!
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
Jimmy that was just plain mean, stealing that picture of me and my sisters in our mom jeans....EVERYONE wants to be a Drag Queen.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I've smoked those same cigars. They totally taste like ass.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Bradiful: Word! But I bet this donkey was "arrested" on a very poor, ignorant and backwards pueblito near Chiapas. The women are being killed in Chihuahua, right? so if my geography knowledge is not so rusty, Chihuahua and Chiapas are on the opposite sides of Mexico. They are two different States. But I agree. Arresting a damn donkey is fucking stupid.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 11:15am.
Jimmy, friends do not let friends wear pleated jeans!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
ESE, I poured you a White Russian earlier. And you're right, this is much better. ♥♥
And no, I'm not stalking you.
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But then again, what do I know?
I just noticed the cans in the donkeys hat thingy are cans of root beer - random!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yay! Jimmy Bocca made a funny! lol!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Since I'm only a catmom, that's catmom jeans to you, bitch.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
that sombrero gives new meaning to the term "asshat"
Off-Topic: see, isn't this more fun?!?
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"Looking down on empty streets, all she can see
are the dreams all made solid,
are the dreams all made real."
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 22, 2008 - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I always think you're the guy in your avie. But then again, I also think Madame S. is really Shirley Temple. *shrugs
I'm that way too! Then I saw that Madam S is a hottie! I peeked at her myspace... But I didn't stalk her cats!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Jimmy - 'member that commercial on Sat Night Live???? HILARIOUS!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 22, 2008 - 2:14pm.
I hope they don't sell rides on his ass to settle the bail.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥