Cheeto Las Vegas
Brit Brit Spears had dinner with George Maloof, owner of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, on Tuesday night and they might have been discussing bidness. That's what Brit called it. BIDNESS!
BS is reportedly in talks with George to star in a huge concert at the Palms in Vegas. The deal is set to be worth $10 million.
A source told The National Enquirer (via SP), “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.” I think the source meant to say "shit factor."
What the hell is Brit the master at? Gulping frapps and wrecking weaves? Vegas is the last thing homegirl needs. She should do a sit down gig on her parent's sofa in Kentwood for at least 3 years. She won't make much money, but she'll be rewarded in court shows. Court shows are the best.
Here's Brit Brit shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday in two different outfits. I'm guessing she gambled and lost which destroyed her jeans, so she had to change into the brown dress. It happens.
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Did her time in the waters off Costa Rica count as her monthly bath?
I don't think she's ready for this.
I think she's still got the crazies.
Her appearance is wack-still doing random outfit changes, still with the busted weave and overall she looks really stanky.
Submitted by Deb on May 22, 2008 - 8:06am.
Normally it takes much longer than 25 years for a person to look this shitty.
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LOL. And Amy Winehouse is working it at WARP SPEED.
Lovely sideways tittays.
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Wasn't her "comeback" meant to happen LAST YEAR? The shitty VMA performance the downright disgraceful new album? Wasn't THAT meant to be her "comeback"?
Unfitney GO HOME YOU STUPID WORTHLESS DISGUSTING WASHED UP OLD HAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people"
e'cuse me...baking powder?....if she was such a master and experienced she would have nailed it at the vma's. she had her chance there.
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Jimmy and ricki - c'mon... Cheeeto Las Vegas???!?!?! Its funny!!!!!! My sense of humor tends to be pretty base and juvenile, Ill admit, but.... so is MKs half the time!!!
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Normally it takes much longer than 25 years for a person to look this shitty.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by FruFru on May 22, 2008 - 8:03am.
Brit looks better than she has in a long time. If we had someone hashing on our own personal appearance 24/7.. we'd def change our attitude about her.
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Oh please. There are HUNDREDS of celebrities who stay away from the paps. Brit begs for this shit. Its on her.
she shaved her head two years ago. where is her hair?
how long until she turns to Scientology? not soon enough!
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 10:03am.
Yeah, no fucking shit. The last time she was photographed with cheetos or red bull was probably around 2004. It's time to move on. There are so many more interesting and nasty things to rag on her about other than the fact that she was on a cheetos binge for a few months 5 years ago. Goddamn.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 10:02am.
I sometimes gamble and lose. You should see my lederhosen.
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Smelling them is bad enough.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
I know that we always have a boob bigger than the other but Damn brit right boob is huge and the other looks tiny in that pic
omg. look at the f'ing red plastic barrette holding together the other plastic on her head!
Splashy comeback? Wasn't that what she was shooting for with the MTV awards show? So, if this bombs, what will they use for an excuse this time?
I'd watch this mess in a heartbeat! Hope this shit happens.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Actually, this makes sense to me. Britney was always more of an entertainer than a singer, and Vegas is all about entertainment. I can see it doing a lot better than if she went on tour or something. She'll still, hopefully, lose weight for the show though. I'm just sayin'.
OMGG MK another cheeto/frapp/weave joke!! HAR HAR HAR HAR. You keep me young! Your so witty. bwhahahahahahah err.
Brit looks better than she has in a long time. If we had someone hashing on our own personal appearance 24/7.. we'd def change our attitude about her.
its like the old don henley song "kick em when their up/ kick em when their down".
She's stealing the BLOVIATOR title from Alex Baldwin.
I sometimes gamble and lose. You should see my lederhosen.
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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Are the little wispy hairs around her face REAL hair? Then her hair is long enough to get rid of the busted weave.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
LOVE THE CAPTION!!
cheetoooooo las vegas!!
ok, Ill read now :)
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Dear God...Those udders akimbo, that gut, that greasy weave.....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She's gotta be pregnant. boobs are out to t h e r e!
Brit's already pushing the boobage far enough a-p-a-r-t, now all she has to do is push them up and she'll have a nice new set of shoulder pads.
I can hear Elvis...........CHEETO LOST VEGAS!!!
lol
Bitch is a slab of BEEF!
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