Cheeto Las Vegas
Brit Brit Spears had dinner with George Maloof, owner of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, on Tuesday night and they might have been discussing bidness. That's what Brit called it. BIDNESS!
BS is reportedly in talks with George to star in a huge concert at the Palms in Vegas. The deal is set to be worth $10 million.
A source told The National Enquirer (via SP), “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.” I think the source meant to say "shit factor."
What the hell is Brit the master at? Gulping frapps and wrecking weaves? Vegas is the last thing homegirl needs. She should do a sit down gig on her parent's sofa in Kentwood for at least 3 years. She won't make much money, but she'll be rewarded in court shows. Court shows are the best.
Here's Brit Brit shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday in two different outfits. I'm guessing she gambled and lost which destroyed her jeans, so she had to change into the brown dress. It happens.
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She could hide those hooters underneath her armpits! Well, maybe under her elbows... From the waist down I have this exact same body, even down to the canckles, and I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
She's in Vegas? It won't be long now before she throws those smelly boots back on and starts f**king Criss Angel.
Did she bust an implant?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Actually her tits sagged way before the kiddos. Her nips just naturally point toward the floor.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Brit needs a breast lift...STAT. See, this is why you don't have two kids at 21 back to back. Your boobs wind up looking like THAT. Take note, Jamie Lynn.
Brits awesome body went to shit in a handbasket. Congrats...
Bullshit!
Didn't she get back together with Larry Rudolph? He's the one that's supposed to be taking care of this kind of 'bidness.' Not her.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 10:33am.
YourMomAteTheTAco.. Uhm, Shouldn't your legs be open?? just a suggestion..ok maybe that's just what i want.. lol- i love all my hottie friends putting up their pics.. more more!
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Okie, you naughty girl! I changed my pic.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
stop posting pictures of youself bcause I'm jealous, That's what i really meant to say
Wow she looks pregnant!!
*Smile Bitches*
looks like her left implant deflated into her gut
So Pathetic this hillbilly just won't give up.
Just like her last record I stated it would fail and it did. For over 5 years now she has been done. This is so beyond funny now.
She doing Vegas is going to be her biggest down fall ever. It will not even sell out, no one cares anymore they put a fork in her 5 years ago.
She is not a singer she is a bad entertainer.
What does it take for her to take a hint? God if she does this, then it fails I can see her jumping off the golden gate bridge.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 7:29am.
xxyxz.. I'm gonna call you in like 25 mins..
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I'll be here! I missed your call earlier. I was taking the kids to school Funny Lady
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 22, 2008 - 11:04am.
I know that we always have a boob bigger than the other but Damn brit right boob is huge and the other looks tiny in that pic
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Yeah, my first thought! Geez, prop those puppies up or something!
YourMomAteTheTAco.. Uhm, Shouldn't your legs be open?? just a suggestion..ok maybe that's just what i want.. lol- i love all my hottie friends putting up their pics.. more more!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
She does look pregnant! Since she already lost custody of the other 2 kids will the state let her keep this one if she is pregnant?
P.s. I have been lurking here for a long time and I gotta say all you regular posters and of corse MK are a hilarious bunch!
Face it Brit, you're DONE.
Guys, I think it nice to see what you look like, but you have nothing to prove to any troll. Remember that.
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- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 9:28am.
I read somewhere else that JR Rotem said that shit about her being a master. What's the real fucking story?
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Actually he said she was a master at Tractor Sexing. :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
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Go tell that to the New Kids! Wait, don't! I love NKOTB.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 11:28am.
LCt, you're so pretty.. you look like Drew Barrymore, and i want to sex her.. So you know what that means.. *wink wink* Shiny hair!!
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Ok. Womanly sexy times. Let's go. Oh, and will you dress up like a Mountie? Tee hee.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I think Brit should get in touch with Cher's wig designer. Those are some amazing masterpieces!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Go. Away. Now.
This stupid hog will never have a comeback...you have to have actual talent to have a comeback, and not just be a fabricated novelty.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:28am.
LCT! I put my pic up too, but you can barely see my face. Think I might change it.
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Yowzers! Slurp!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 22, 2008 - 11:27am.
LCT-alina HOTTIE
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Let's make out.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
damn she looks pregnant! It is wrong to miss the crazy Britney??
www.myspace.com/tharightgirl4u <---CHECK OUT MY PAGE!
xxyxz.. I'm gonna call you in like 25 mins..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LCt, you're so pretty.. you look like Drew Barrymore, and i want to sex her.. So you know what that means.. *wink wink* Shiny hair!!
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Smooches Missy back.. Shmer..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I read somewhere else that JR Rotem said that shit about her being a master. What's the real fucking story?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 10:25am.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
LCT. Is that you??
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Yes ma'am. How's it goin' eh?
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LCT! I put my pic up too, but you can barely see my face. Think I might change it.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Okie!!!! my love..
LCT-alina HOTTIE
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Go Spurs!
Why does she steal have a weave? Shouldn't her hair have grown back by now?
Why can't she just give up and ride off into the sunset with the $800,000 per month she makes from her earlier success? I know she craves attention, but it would seem all this bitch is doing is wasting everybody's (including her own) time and money on "comebacks."
morning okie my girl!! ♥♥SMOOCH♥♥
CHEETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAS VEGAS!!! hahahhaa, I still find it funny...
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
LCT. Is that you??
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Yes ma'am. How's it goin' eh?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
she looks a little fat, but still hot, I heard that she joins a celeb dating club " millionaireloves. c o m", just saw her nice profile on it whitch says she is lonely and looking for a ralationship !
She could find lucrative endorsement deals with ProActive, PertPlus, Hanes Her Way undergarments and Wet 'n Wild Cosmetics.
There's also a fat-foot-flip-flop joke in there somewhere, I just can't find it.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 10:11am.
Ok well, as you'll note, I said 'probably' and we were talking about the cheetos specifically. And please, don't show up here with pics of her eating cheetos in 2007 and say "SEE?! SHE EATS CHEETOS!"!@#@#" If she's not eating them every damn day, the joke is old news and stupid.
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1)Why post pics of Unfitney eating cheetos(booring) when I can post pics like this?
http://dojak.net/blogpix/1.jpg
2)She probably does eat them every day, I mean she gotta do something all day.
3)MK's cheeto/frapps jokes are funny. You just dont have apprecite them.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
She just has the ‘it’ factor.” Personally, if I was 'Cousin It' I would be offended.
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Las Vegas, REPENT! The bloated plague is ready to claim you!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
LCT. Is that you??
Morning Missy, my dear love!! *bats eyes*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
dude she is way knocked up. now the question is...by who? oye...this girl is more fucking nuts than i thought.
Like always, I'll watch it on later YouTube if it happens. I really enjoy those cell phone vids:) And what's with all this pansy assed Shitney sympathy all of a sudden??? Fuck this bloated cunty cow, she's still a child neglector. Her fat ass & wide neck have nothing to do with that fact. Feel sorry for her poor little boys, they didn't ask to be born into her bullshit.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
I guess her Dad gave up on making her wear bras.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
IS HER GREASY ASS PREGO AGAIN !?!?!?!?!
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"...the level of seething hatred we have for this fugly vampire bat" aka Kiki Dunst, doesn't mean she needed to be punched in the face!!!
IDLYITW posted by Todd on Wed, May 21, 2008
Honestly, compared to the million other talentless trolls that pass as musical entertainment these days, Brit is at least exciting an unpredictible. I find Madonna's roided out body to be a thousand times more repulsive than Britney, and even more annoying.
The one redeeming quality about Britney was that she used to do a good job on stage. They are going to have to seriously bust out some crazy shit for Brit to have a "comeback". It's either going to be actually good, or a flaming hot mess and either way I'm up for it.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 10:11am.
Ok well, as you'll note, I said 'probably' and we were talking about the cheetos specifically. And please, don't show up here with pics of her eating cheetos in 2007 and say "SEE?! SHE EATS CHEETOS!"!@#@#" If she's not eating them every damn day, the joke is old news and stupid.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 11:11am.
Actually you're wrong. Unfitney has been seen with red bulls throught 2007, she was even photographed holding a can with red bull whe she was with her children.
Pic of Unfitney last year holding a pack of red bulls.
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Zing.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
She totally looks pregs.
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 10:03am.
Yeah, no fucking shit. The last time she was photographed with cheetos or red bull was probably around 2004.
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Actually you're wrong. Unfitney has been seen with red bulls throught 2007, she was even photographed holding a can with red bull whe she was with her children.
Pic of Unfitney last year holding a pack of red bulls.
http://www.newchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/britney-spears-red-...
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:08am.
Lovely sideways tittays.
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Jesus effing Chrast they're HUGE. She's got to be knocked up. This is bad.
In other news, I totally had a dream about the zombie apocalypse getaway on a train last night. Very, very strange.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.