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Brit Brit Spears had dinner with George Maloof, owner of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, on Tuesday night and they might have been discussing bidness. That's what Brit called it. BIDNESS!
BS is reportedly in talks with George to star in a huge concert at the Palms in Vegas. The deal is set to be worth $10 million.
A source told The National Enquirer (via SP), “She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes. She’s like the master at what she does. She’s a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the ‘it’ factor.” I think the source meant to say "shit factor."
What the hell is Brit the master at? Gulping frapps and wrecking weaves? Vegas is the last thing homegirl needs. She should do a sit down gig on her parent's sofa in Kentwood for at least 3 years. She won't make much money, but she'll be rewarded in court shows. Court shows are the best.
Here's Brit Brit shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday in two different outfits. I'm guessing she gambled and lost which destroyed her jeans, so she had to change into the brown dress. It happens.
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Shitters AKA Auntie Jo looks fucking rough. Tell George Maloof not to get his hopes up. Shitters isn't 15 anymore. Not by a LOOOOOONG shot. And what the fuck happened to Shitters tits?? Talk about east and west. I wouldn't go to see this shitbag in "concert" even if the apocalypse happened, the earth was burned to cinders, the landscape was bare of all entertainment, the earth became Waterworld and The Palms was on its own solitary island with the promise of free bed, board and booze in return for sitting through a Shitters "concert" ..... you get the picture. I'd rather sit and watch a broken TV with a fire built inside it a la Terminator. George Maloof, you're a money grubbing asshole fuck and FUCK you and yo momma for taking advantage of a drugged up Shitters. You WHOREBAG!! Oh, and your hotel sucks major ass.
Shitney should be making a deal in cheetos and frapp.
Snuffy Smif boobs.
“She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas."
Um, correct me if I'm wrong but didn't we already witness this show last year? VMA's? Broke Boot moves et al?
Well she's been working on that 2007 gut.
Honestly, she looks pregnant.
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Submitted by C on May 22, 2008 - 12:58pm.
ok--SERIOUSLY why doesn't anyone (family/friends) tell her how freaking horrible she looks??? her busted ass weave, her horrible taste in clothes, her shoes???
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Because she, her friends, and her family are a bunch of hillbillies.
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ok--SERIOUSLY why doesn't anyone (family/friends) tell her how freaking horrible she looks??? her busted ass weave, her horrible taste in clothes, her shoes??? OMG!!! her shoes! she CAN NOT think she looks good. and i don't think she's pregnant. she's just fat, my body looks almost exactly the same, even the huge stomach, and i'm not pregnant, just fat. gah!!!
IF she's truly preggers... can you imagine how difficult it will be to give DNA paternity tests to all of the seals on that beach in Costa Rica?
Those are the most uneven headlights I've ever seen! Yikes. And she looks pregnant. She's got the chichis and the acne..
Submitted by The C word - Someone asked me (on another site) if it was Bea Arthur....
OnT: Brit looks like she's regressing.
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Bea Arthur? lol. I'm looking at your avie and I don't see it. They are both hawt broads, though.
OnT: Brit's wearing sunglasses that I'm sure Bea Arthur would appreciate.
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Is that a baby bump I see???
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Is it just me or is there some preggo bloat going on?
Submitted by Ginalicious on May 22, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Thanks C word. Everytime I see it, I sing.
"La la la, la la la la. La la la, la la la la la!"
Love yours, as well. Lady Tremaine is one wicked bitch.
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I'm singing along and grinning like an idiot. :D
OMG - you know who my avie is! Someone asked me (on another site) if it was Bea Arthur....
OnT: Brit looks like she's regressing.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
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Shopping on Robertson Blvd?
In the one photo I see a dumpster in the background... so I have a pretty good idea where she's been getting her clothes.
Thanks C word. Everytime I see it, I sing.
"La la la, la la la la. La la la, la la la la la!"
Love yours, as well. Lady Tremaine is one wicked bitch.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Submitted by Ginalicious on May 22, 2008 - 6:02pm.
DAE, yes that one missy. and don't try to act all innocent! You know you wanted to blind the eyes of those freakin' out over her "Highness". Well, I ain't too mad at ya, it worked. :wink:
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Act? No act I am innocent! See I have angel wings! *points at back* Ignore the devil horns, they're just there until my Halo comes in the post. Lol! Good!!
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Given how fucked up Brit's life is, I don't understand why so many people refuse to believe she has mental problems.
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I can't speak for everyone BUT IMO she does have SOME form mental illness (aswell as being a dumbass hillbilly hick with no morals or brain cells) She is NOT however Bipolar. I was almost diagnosed with Bipolar. Fucktards just want to say she's Bipolar because it explains her actions nicely.
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Submitted by Ginalicious on May 22, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Sensimina, I do have to agree with you on roided-out Madonna's body.
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Sensimina, I do have to agree with you on roided-out Madonna's body.
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I wouldn't even go see her if she was the opening act for Carrot Top.
Wait... I wouldn't go see him anyways.
I have an aunt that's bipolar and I don't think it's too far of a stretch that Brit is either. My aunt is also a horrible mom, but she does love her kids. She's impulsive and self-absorbed just like Brit, and can freak the fuck out at the drop of a hat even when things were just going great.
Given how fucked up Brit's life is, I don't understand why so many people refuse to believe she has mental problems. Wonky McValtrex and Blohan are also vapid media whores, but even they can keep their life somewhat less of a trainwreck than Britney can. There is something seriously fucked up in her mind, beyond the narcissism and pap addiction. It was obviously so bad that they took away all of her rights to make decisions for herself, and that shit means something really out of control is happening.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
DAE, yes that one missy. and don't try to act all innocent! You know you wanted to blind the eyes of those freakin' out over her "Highness". Well, I ain't too mad at ya, it worked. :wink:
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She looks very cute and beautiful. I saw this photo on RichMingle.com site before. Really HD!
Submitted by Ginalicious on May 22, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Dammit, DreamyAE, why'd you have to post that pic? Kicking myself in the arse for clicking on it.
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What pic *blank stare* Oooh, THAT pic? The naughty one? well, I was asked not to post a pic of Unfitney eating cheetos sooo i thought i'd post a different pic *smiles innocently*
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
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Off Topic*sorry*..
Stoney,are you totally pumped for the SATC movie?
I am.I am also a nerd,but it is okie dokie w/me!♥
Mel-Tang, I know. Why haven't I read anything out the details of that trip? Shit, they could at least make something up.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 22, 2008 - 9:49am.
WORD, DAE!!
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All I know is I'm the one who pays her price
Man she's no lady she's my wife
I still want to know why drunkin' Mel went on a trip with her and her da da.
I need to know details.
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Dammit, DreamyAE, why'd you have to post that pic? Kicking myself in the arse for clicking on it.
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Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on May 22, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Doesn't anyone take a mood stabilizer for bipolar? Face, neck, stomach, boob bloat is CLASSIC. Here's what will happen. Lithium will make her fat, she will "feel better" she will go off of it against medical advice and have a manic episode within a year.
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UNFITNEY SMEARS DOES NOT HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER NOR HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER.
Please, please, PLEASE can people kindly STOP syaing that this selfish fat cunt is Boplar? It's an insult to every single person that IS Bipolar.
Bitch is to fucking stupid to take ANY form of medication. She's just a useless, lazy, greedy, selfish PIG!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Daddy spears really needs to spring for a stylist because DAMN!!
Did she steal that from rosanne's old wardrobe?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
pe paw/racist mel gibson is prolly the babys daddy...just ew.
She looks 45 years old in these pictures.
That brown satin dress looks like something from KMart. I take that back, I've never even seen anything that fugly at KMart.
The changing clothes thing is a hint that she's still not right in the head. I wonder if she's still talking with that stupid British accent.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 22, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I heard Ceasars gave her $10,000 to use her forehead as a billboard.
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Doesn't anyone take a mood stabilizer for bipolar? Face, neck, stomach, boob bloat is CLASSIC. Here's what will happen. Lithium will make her fat, she will "feel better" she will go off of it against medical advice and have a manic episode within a year.
Will this ho ever go away? I mean really, why is she relevant anymore? If she ain't doin' some douche in a dressing room, I don't want to read about it. And what's with her wonky nips? I wonder if they got that way by trying to breastfeed both Adnan and Sammy at the same time. Whore is so preggers!
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Shithead could rent her huge gut out to Goodyear as a new blimp. It is already filled with gas.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
She released a statement not too long ago saying she is 100% not pregnant. She's just a hog from the crazy pills her dad has her on.
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yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
brutal, she shaved her head over a year ago, she should be able to go out in public w/o the weave now!!!!
Are her chichis mad at each other or something? They're both looking in different directions.
Even her wonky ass boobs are getting bigger. Bitch is looking more and more pregnant.
Please god. NO!
Damn she is lookin' preggers fo sho!!!!!
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Either she's pregnant, or those crunches we saw her doing in the gym a few weeks ago were the only ones she's done since 2002.
Actually, either scenario is plausible!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Its a story by the national enquirer, duh.
Also, I bet my first born on the fact that she is pregnant. that is problem what ultimatley led to her cleaning (as in drug and alcohol use) up. Her nose is swollen, her belly is showing, she is wearing looser clothes, and carrying large bags in front of her stomach. Plus look back at her HIMYM performance. It is all from the chest up.
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OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 12:07pm.
If Britney really was pregnant, there's no way she'd be in talks to work. It's a miracle that they want her in Vegas as it is, let ALONE if she was knocked up. As I've said, she's looked 5 months pregnant many times since shooting JJ out her vag!
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Keep in mind, this is not the woman that is known for making the most level-headed decisions. She may very well be pregnant but she herself probably just thinks it's gurgly bloat.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I heard Ceasars gave her $10,000 to use her forehead as a billboard.
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If Britney really was pregnant, there's no way she'd be in talks to work. It's a miracle that they want her in Vegas as it is, let ALONE if she was knocked up. As I've said, she's looked 5 months pregnant many times since shooting JJ out her vag!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
suggit007 I have two kids that I breastfed and I am older than Britney and my tits are not saggy. She just has ugly tits. And why is one a C cup and the other an A cup? Supposedly that happens to some women when they are pregnant. Just sayin..
I want her Vegas show to involve her getting mauled by a tiger.
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I know boobs are different sizes, but she's taking it to a whole 'nother level. One is like a B cup and the other's a C!
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yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Aunt Bea on May 22, 2008 - 11:52am.
She's in Vegas? It won't be long now before she throws those smelly boots back on and starts f**king Criss Angel.
Again?
On another note, that is some stunning footwear that she has paired with that beautiful brown dress.