Morning Wood

by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:17am

Wrong again, Einstein, she wasn't the only one who took offense to that comment, considering you insulted the ENTIRE SITE. Which is why we were taking the piss out of you for it. You are the only one personalizing things here, which leads me to believe you must be the one overly sensitive.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

What the fuck is going on here? What is with all the fuckery?

GOD DAMNIT! It's too early for this bickering shit!

SPAZZIN OUT ON THE INTERNETS IS THE NEW BLACK!
LIKE WOW!

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FilthyBitch,

Are you disturbed from the forum?
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Yes I am that same filthy bitch that used to be known as disturbed. We can put that forum post to bed now.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

***Submitted by iHeartHaters on May 22, 2008 - 10:21am.***

Ah, just a couple of bitter old queens, today. :)

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Submitted by SkyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 11:18am.

YVW, you might want to borrow a can of Troll Repellant from 3xD, tho.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

FilthyBitch,

Are you disturbed from the forum?

Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:17am.

Um, did I mention her in that comment? No. If she got all offended, it says more about her estimation of her own intelligence than it does anything about my comment, which, by the by, was directed at no one in particular. So sensitive for such tough 'hot sluts' "bitches," no?

And on a totally unrelated note... I would have a sex change just so MK would want to touch my no-no hole - but only AFTER I gave birth to his offspring and named it Pussy Lani Moose.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

_Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 11:18am.

HA HA HA!

Well hello then!

I like the siggie!

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seems like yesterdays trip is still kickin..

everyone needs to take some valium and come the fuck down!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Is lolcatz the same as l33tsp34k? Either way, it's funny shit. I love the trailer for Star Wars ROTS where they l33ted it out. Go YouTube it, it's funny as fuck!

Holy shit G is it your turn to get picked on today or what?! Goddamn girl you musta pissed off someone mighty good...a job well done sista!! LOL

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 11:17am.

LMAO I've got cats, I've been doing it IRL forever, just thought it was me being crazycatlady.

My favorite is someone's avvie here, it has the cat that says "UR soul, I eated it."

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

What in the name of LoLo's donkeynuts is going on in here?

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

OH SHIT. ARE YOU ANOTHER BRANGELOONIE, DATING SPAMMER AND LOLCATTER?!??!

WTF IS IT WITH THE LOLCATZ SPEAK?

I HAZ YER CHEEZEBERGER! ITZ MINEZ!
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No! Here is my story - I used to post all the time, just as an anonymous bitch because I was too lazy to actually sign up. Then one day, MK said something so brilliant I decided to dedicate my love to him forever! So I signed up, but that was when all the "must be logged in to comment" was going on and things got royally f'd up and I could not post, and it would not recognize my user name... blabbity blabbity blah. I waited patiently but it would still not work. So today, I had a streak of energy and signed up all over again and now it works!
And its not Lolcatz dammit! The 4 seconds I had my previous account and it worked, I never made it to the point of actually including a signature and didn't realize you couldn't use pics - and this is what I wanted to put http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8290/hahaif0.jpg

The end.

WTF IS IT WITH THE LOLCATZ SPEAK?

I HAZ YER CHEEZEBERGER! ITZ MINEZ!
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

TY, Kizzy. :)

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:10am

Actually, no, she's right, you started it on the Leslie Staahl thread with the 3 syllables comment.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

ya. this thread is weird.

Kizzy, you're pretty good at LOLCATting! I think you're pretending that u just started. I'm just jealous cuz I can't quite get the hang of it yet. The LOLCATZ talk is starting to take over the internetz. Itz everywhere! Oh noeeeessss!

My favorite LOLCATZ is "But, but, I don't know what puzzles iz!!" (shows a cat with his paw on a table that has a 500 piece puzzle and he looks worried.)

Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:10am.

Oh yeah, look at her posts...she's such a delicate flower. How dare someone damage her fragile psyche lol. She started it, not me, so whateva. I ain't losing any sleep over it.

ScarJo's album got bad reviews? Oh, darn. I didn't see that one coming. Personally I love the sound of beavers with a sore throat.

I think calling yourself celibate is the new black of coming out.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Damn, Skybitch, how'd it get to be "fuckwithyou" week??

Leave Skybitch alone, what has she ever done to you? Other than be wittier?

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Im sure Mutt Lange's cheating had more to do with emotional issues than anything physical esp after seeing that picture.. Maybe Shaina was/is a bitch? Who knows..

Thanks much, Madame Pince, and RickiLake.

***feels like a ditz, been lolcattin' for YEARS, and never knew proper term til now;)

wow, you guys are RIGHT, dlisted IS edifying:

gunt, merkin, cuttabeesh, and now lolcatz.

Thank you all for broadening my edumacatshun.

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

I doubt that Mimi's marriage will last long. I am still surprised that Star's marriage lasted as long as it did.

I will be very upset if Nick gets out of jail soon because it's too hard on him. What about us regular people? If you are a celebrity, you can basically get away with anything. OJ, Phil Spector murder someone; nothing happened to them.

You and me? We'd be cooling our heels in jail.

_Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 9:53am.

Oh, and keep up this Bloop shit. It's very clever and makes you look extremely cool and intelligent.

THANKS!
*bloop*
Youre just mad cause i put my nuts on your head.
You loved it! Neener Neener!

How do I look btw? Like my ass? It likes you!
See!
*Bloop*

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***Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 9:58am.***

You little bitches started it in the Jodie thread.

'BLOOP!'

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

oh, and Skeletina should take a page from Kristin's book on charity work... the chapter called HUMILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Nick Hogan struggled to form sentences long before he went to prison.

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There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.

Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 9:53am.

Yeah, 'cause it's not like SkyBitch started it. If she's not a bitch, why would she choose that name?

Oh, and keep up this Bloop shit. It's very clever and makes you look extremely cool and intelligent.

oohhh yeah, I know the lolcatz.... personally, i HATE THEM!! yes, I do. I think theyre dumb as shit and not funny. They also make me fear for the last dying shred of integrity in utilizing the english language properly.

But thats just me. I know most people love them. A lot of people love a lot of things that I find pointless and irritating.

God, I sound like an old curmudgeon. LAY OFF JIMMY BOCCA IM 29!!!! ;)

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I give Mimi and Nick a year, TOPS. If he lasts a year that would be a friggin miracle. Shoot, if I had to be Mariah's slave for a year, I think I would just die. Is the torture and humiliation of that experience worth the millions? Nick Cannon probably asks himself that question every night as he lies next to Mariah, wide awake and clinging to the remnants of his dignity.

And I respect Kristin for her comments. Makes me love her even more. I'll let that picture that came out a couple of months ago slide.

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship is she looking for on that site.

Kizzy & Missy:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcatz

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

WTF!! nick hogan is struggling to form a sentence , I feel almost sad for him but then i remind myself that is "friend" is never goin to speak again or move and I dont feel sad for nick anymore ,he got lucky

OMG~! Google Lolcats. They're hilarious!

Here was the original:

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cheezburger_410.jp...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat

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Scar Jo is trying
to be a sloth.

The other woman in the Shania Twain split is fugly. And I thought that cult Mutt Lange was in discouraged sex other than for babymaking?

I think celibacy is a good idea for Andy Baldwin. More idiots ought to try it.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

_Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 10:48am.

*BLOOP*

Cunt :)

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kizz - no clue mama.. this thread got weird allofasudden :-\
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

What is/are LOLCATZ?

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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Last night I was on Facebook and joined a group called "Church of Stefantology." hilar. No one named Brian can join.

My brother is so fat I just couldn't wait to tell you any longer.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 7:47am.
Test test test.... OMFG I can post comments. You ALL are in trouble now!
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OH SHIT. ARE YOU ANOTHER BRANGELOONIE, DATING SPAMMER AND LOLCATTER?!??!

WTF IS IT WITH THE LOLCATZ SPEAK?

I HAZ YER CHEEZEBERGER! ITZ MINEZ!

As Randy from A-Idol would say about Scar Jo "Yo dog, a little pitchy". But who cares she does have nice Ho- Ho's.
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AWWWWW, REALLY NICK?? YOU NO LIKEY JAIL??

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! sucker... hope he fucks up while he's there so he has to stay longer. spoiled twit.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

yes, rikki, its a very bad day in the neighborhood. i think we should all go and meditate for good dish.

i stayed home from work today cuz i feel like CRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!

the stars are not aligned today! i hate that. i'm always at work when its a good dlisted day.

Test test test.... OMFG I can post comments. You ALL are in trouble now!
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

Kristen Davis is an alcoholic and fans send her drinks? I'm a "former" pothead. Will someone send me some high grade?

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

Cindyloo - I'm fucking insane over them - i keep buzzing mk via the "report abuse" link. I'm starting to think that Leatherette was right...he may not care. Every click/post they make is like a penny or something.

Nick Hogan sucks. Jordan sucks. Shania Twain sucks. ScarJo sucks. Damn, this is the worst Morning Wood ever.