Thursday, May 22nd 2008
Morning Wood
ScarJo's album is getting bad reviews. At least she still has great chichis - I'm Not Obsessed
Kristin Davis used to be a major boozer - Celebitchy
Nick Hogan needs to get fucked and stop whining - Celeb Warship
Andy Baldwin is GAY celibate - ICYDK
That slut! A picture of the other woman in Shania Twain split - People
Call CPS! Jordan is choking Harvey! - Celebrity Baby Scoop
Nick Cannon is whipped - Vh1 Blog
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Hi IG!
I'm glad I slept in today....shit, what a fucking insulting mess this place has become.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Mornin' Mrs. K.
Kumbayyaaaaaaa my Loooooooooooord Kumbayyaaaaaaaaaa
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Leather, whips, and chains! And AK-47's!
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K I have to share. I work at a film production company and my last day is next Friday, so after all this zombie talk me and a few coworkers are going to film ourselves making a zombie apocalypse movie trailer and edit the crap out of it. I so have to send it to you.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 8:49am.
Jimmy's pic http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2289/motivator9270176ab4.jpg
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F'ing HILARIOUS.
Kumbaya?
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
I think it is great that some of you put up your pics, but you have nothing to prove to these trolls. Then again, I haven't put up my picture, but only because I am ugly and afraid to show you waht I look like.
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As if. You're here, you're a hot slut. End of story.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 9:48am.
This shit is the 100 proof eh?
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Hell yes honey! Eff that 80 proof wimpy shit. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, be it solid or liquid! *Cheers*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Jimmy's pic
♥♥♥♥--Nice one!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
WHAT THE FUCK IN HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!!?
CUT IT THE FUCK OUT.
Yer pissin me off.
Mornin' slutz!
*Waving at Jimmy and Ricki*
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 10:47am.
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
All of you
All of you!
Are amazing people.
I like the packages, i like the innards too.
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LoLo, I adore your innards!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Diamond Dawg - Mizro got a new job, can't access the D. Tristan pops in now and then and BCAW was here for a bit yesterday.
Too much drama and fuckery. Peeps be leaving left and right.
Well since not one person is commenting on any of the Morning Wood stories I guess I'll start...
The fact that Shania's hubby cheated on her with someone so inferior looking is completely depressing. Of course, my hubby cheated on me (before we were married) with a woman who outweighed me by at least 100 pounds and was a disgusting internet whore. I guess that's why I'm depressed really..
She looks so cute. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. Is she divorced now?
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 10:49am.
Jimmy's pic http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2289/motivator9270176ab4.jpg
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LOL!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 8:31am.
I swear I feel retarded, I am JUST NOW finding Lolcats?!?!?!?
That site is GOLDEN!
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LOLCATS cures depression. Guaranteed. But it does not help insomnia.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
And where is your picture, Mr. Jimmy Bocca?
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He's considerate enough not to put it up to save us the early morning vomits.
PS. You hot mama, let's get some leather for our zombie apocalypse.
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Leather, whips, and chains! And AK-47's!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I think it is great that some of you put up your pics, but you have nothing to prove to these trolls. Then again, I haven't put up my picture, but only because I am ugly and afraid to show you waht I look like.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Jimmy's pic http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2289/motivator9270176ab4.jpg
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
iHeart ♥♥♥
*snags bottle of hot damn*
*chugs*
This shit is the 100 proof eh?
Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 11:39am.
Did everyone take an "I'm gonna be an asshole" pill today?
FUCK!
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Let's see. I had a horrible night - only 2 hours sleep. So I did the sane thing and took a sick day because I figured if I showed up to work with how I feel I would certainly spazz out and get fired or something.
So I still can't sleep and I'm here. I may be channelling my fucked up CHI to everyone here. Really sorry. I'll go take my little green pill.
Also, I've been away from Dlisted for a couple months and its changed ... I think.
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
All of you
All of you!
Are amazing people.
I like the packages, i like the innards too.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 11:40am.
Sweety I can garantee you that I get more dick and better looking guys than any of you "pussy" carying ho's.
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PAYING FOR IT DOESN'T COUNT
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yep, I was right. They have surgery for that you know.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:44am.
And where is your picture, Mr. Jimmy Bocca?
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He's considerate enough not to put it up to save us the early morning vomits.
PS. You hot mama, let's get some leather for our zombie apocalypse.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Oh my God Lolo. The smell of that.... fuck me. Donkey pussy must be what hell smells like.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 10:38am.
Carrottopolina I see your picture and you are no where NEAR the 20-40 range this isn't the yahoo personal adds. Try 50-60 age range. That's more your bracket. & if you don't own a Costco card I suggest you get one. By the size of you I'm sure you like to eat things in bulk.
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And where is your picture, Mr. Jimmy Bocca?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Apologies FilthyBitch. <3 I didn't get where you were coming from.
When did Jimmy Boca start harshing out on everyone? I've been away for awhile and the last I remember Jimmy was always funny.
M.E. - where's Mizro? and Tristan? and Britneysbaldhead?
The Jody thread is f'ing crazy! 399 posts and counting! very few posts about Jody and lesbian homewreckers - its mostly James Haven in the third person and Heart Angelina. What The Hell Fuck?!
Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 11:39am.
Did everyone take an "I'm gonna be an asshole" pill today?
FUCK!
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I'm afraid Jimmy and Ricki have lifetime supplies.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
*leaving thread*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
*violently rubbing donkey pussy on someones face*
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No M.E. but I'm about to have a shot of Hot Damn. You wanna partake wif me? It's never too early to drink LOL This catty shit is insane. I thought us housewives were supposed to be the bitter ones? GEEZ.
BTW, I love your smile:)
I'm gonna hack you all & steal your identities if you don't STFU :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 11:38am.
Carrottopolina I see your picture and you are no where NEAR the 20-40 range this isn't the yahoo personal adds. Try 50-60 age range. That's more your bracket. & if you don't own a Costco card I suggest you get one. By the size of you I'm sure you like to eat things in bulk.
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Hahahaha oh my God Jimmy you're such a tard. I just don't even know what to say to that. You might as well say 2 year olds look old enough to be graduating from college.
PS. Your insults are lame. Give up. No one is even SLIGHTLY offended.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
'Tis a shame about the ScarJo album; I mean, it's got BOWIE on it!
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
Did everyone take an "I'm gonna be an asshole" pill today?
FUCK!
Submitted by ricki lake on May 22, 2008 - 11:34am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 10:27am.
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OMG!!! You're sooooo right!!! I've just been so wrong-headed about ALL of this!! What a GENIUS you are!!! Soooooo far above the rest of us!!! Surely you must be a MENSA member!!!! Such a pity you have to lower yourself to socialize on a gossip blog with the rest of us plebians!!!! Can't a true mental giant like yourself think of anything else better to do?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yep. The moon was almost full last night. Explains a LOT!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Jimmy Bocca how dare you muss up my return victory with your whining.
I have a feeling you are only hating on Skybitch because she has vagina and you don't. Bittneress is a bitch. However, I'm pretty sure that is still welcome here. But only when MK does it.
kthxbye
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 8:32am.
And Good Morning to YOU, Jimmy!
oh, I see now I suck Literally....wow- so nice to have fans!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on May 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
I still can't get over the fact that all you fat middle-aged hags have time to post this much on dlisted in between your divorce hearings, trips to costco and your therapy sessions!
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YOU'RE DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING, EINSTEIN.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Jimmy, do you come from a part of the world that is so unclean and disgusting that 20-40 is considered middle aged? Sigh. Sad life you do lead.
PS. It's hard to get divorced when you're not married, and it's also hard to shop at Costco when you don't have a membership. But thanks for coming out.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Morning M.E. Thanks for the lovely lezzie tiems!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Didn't someone say something about it being near a full moon?
The song says "Freaks come out at night", it's not dark here, yet.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Holy fuck, its not even the night time yet and there is drama.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by Kizzy on May 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
In Mom Jeans. You forgot to add "in Mom Jeans."
Oy vey, an insult like that, will she ever recover?
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I figured mentioning mom jeans was probably saying all these people in here saying we're all ugly yet refusing to post their pictures probably have monstrous lip warts and hairy chin moles. You know, sort of a given.
I think we might have to get her some therapy. That was a WHOPPER.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
ME - that is the CUTEST pic of you!! what a smile!! :D
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I swear I feel retarded, I am JUST NOW finding Lolcats?!?!?!?
That site is GOLDEN!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:28am.
In Mom Jeans. You forgot to add "in Mom Jeans."
Oy vey, an insult like that, will she ever recover?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Nick Hogan deserves everything he gets- he's a fucktard.
What the hell is going on here? More shit stirrers? Are you guys multiplying or what?
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
middle school called. it wants its drama back.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ugly pig face fat slut.
I think that beats out fart breath dumb bitch ho, don't you think? Not by much though.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.