Morning Wood

Re ScarJo: If I wanted to hear a monotone drone, I would go to the nearest nut house.

Submitted by Gabriela on May 22, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Damn, Shania's situation is depressing. So not only do we have to worry about the hot temptresses that might lure our husbands away, but we have to keep an eye on the homely ones too!

ugh! her situation is worse than the Whole Pitt-Aniston-Jolie thing! A) Shania is stunningly beautiful, and lost her LESS-aTTRACTIVE sPOUSE TO a LESS ATTRECTIVE WOMAN, That sometimes is a bigger blow to the ego than Losing to a someone like Jolie, because It makes absoloustly NO SENSE
B) Shania DID have a baby with him, and was always a good wife to him!

situations like these can really confuse a woman!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Damn, Shania's situation is depressing. So not only do we have to worry about the hot temptresses that might lure our husbands away, but we have to keep an eye on the homely ones too! Who knows, maybe the bitch makes a good stew?

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:45pm.

LOL...so you're telling me that he's got old-fashioned ideas, yet he thinks he's at the cutting edge regarding BetaSP when, in fact, he's completely wrong?
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He thinks we're the only ones on the planet using XDCAM and that it's the best thing there is, and that BetacamSP is absolutely useless. He doesn't realize that everyone is still using BetaSP. But in other regards he has VERY old fashioned ideas. We only just stopped sending every document we printed to an accountant every month to do our books. He's basically Michael from The Office. "I know everything" when really, he knows less than his employees do.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:36pm.

Thank you, chica. I don't wanna get into specifics, but it ain't pretty. May have been those Jamaican beef patties I had yesterday, but I think I'm due for a visit from Aunt Flo.

I don't blame you for leaving. I wouldn't be able to deal with a boss that makes me wanna kill myself for the sake of Avid.
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I had the same problem Tuesday night, only I'd already left from work. Longest ride home, let me tell you.

I don't work with Avid, I'm the production coordinator but I head about it. I've got my own issues with him thinking his way is best, even though it would only have been beneficial 25 years ago. He's on this big trip thinking no one is using BetaSP anymore... funny, 95% of our clients want BetaSP.

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LOL...so you're telling me that he's got old-fashioned ideas, yet he thinks he's at the cutting edge regarding BetaSP when, in fact, he's completely wrong?

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:36pm.

Thank you, chica. I don't wanna get into specifics, but it ain't pretty. May have been those Jamaican beef patties I had yesterday, but I think I'm due for a visit from Aunt Flo.

I don't blame you for leaving. I wouldn't be able to deal with a boss that makes me wanna kill myself for the sake of Avid.
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I had the same problem Tuesday night, only I'd already left from work. Longest ride home, let me tell you.

I don't work with Avid, I'm the production coordinator but I head about it. I've got my own issues with him thinking his way is best, even though it would only have been beneficial 25 years ago. He's on this big trip thinking no one is using BetaSP anymore... funny, 95% of our clients want BetaSP.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 22, 2008 - 8:36am.

I'll tell her if I see her
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Go Spurs!

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 11:36am.

Explains the financial stability and fullfilling sex life. Thanks dawg!__________________________________________

It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 9:31am.
diamonddawg, where are you?! I'm worried now! Tell my fortune, bitch! LOL

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LOL. Chillax! I was watching the TRAINWRECK on the Donkey Thread - you all are missing it.

Stoney - here's what Susan Miller said for Scorpio at this full moon:

This month the full moon on May 19 will fall in Scorpio in a late degree, which is remarkable. Last month, the full moon fell on April 19, in an early degree of Scorpio. Two full moons in a row, both falling in Scorpio, is both unusual and special, for it points to how much the cosmic limelight is shining on you, dear Scorpio. This full moon will send beautiful vibes to both Jupiter, the giver of gifts and luck, and to Uranus, the planet of out-of-the-blue surprise. Not only will you see things go your way, but the universe seems to have hidden a few cosmic goodies to toss your way when you least expect them to come.

Susan Miller:
http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/

@The Regulars! If you see Nitty out here today will you please tell her that movers are here and that I have to be gone for a few days before internet contact again??? I appreciate t. I thought I had more time to stop in Houston but they anticipate being in San Antonio on Sunday! YIKES!

Tel Frito I hope the Capt. Corn CHip is doing better today.

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ECRU BRUTE`! (that is Latin, right?)

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:26pm
Haha trying to explain to the head honcho why the system sucks is like trying to explain to a 2 year old the value of money. Hence why I'm leaving.

In the bathroom with the runs or the other direction? Did you have bad Chinese yesterday? I hope you feel better soon :(

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Thank you, chica. I don't wanna get into specifics, but it ain't pretty. May have been those Jamaican beef patties I had yesterday, but I think I'm due for a visit from Aunt Flo.

I don't blame you for leaving. I wouldn't be able to deal with a boss that makes me wanna kill myself for the sake of Avid.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by Stoney on May 22, 2008 - 9:20am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 11:05am.

Ok, so since I'm a scorpio AND on my period, should I be dead right now or what?

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No. This full moon was supposed to be good for you/Scorpios.

YourMom.. All you had to do was ask, Then poop by 3 palm trees and I would have shown them to you, don't be shy.

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by oklahoma on May 22, 2008 - 11:27am.
YourMomAteTheTaco.. OMG, That sounds like me. I didn't come to work until a few minutes ago b/c I was in the bathroom too.. Was that you peeking in at me thru the stall next door. WAS IT??

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*sigh* You got me. But I was only trying to get a good look at your chi chi's!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:26pm
Haha, your editors sound like me six years ago.

My stomach feels like crap. I actually was in work this morning, but had to leave because I was spending a majority of my time in the bathroom. Sweet, huh? lol. Plus, I had to spend $12 on a 5-minute cab ride home because the bf had to take my car to work today. Bleh.
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Haha trying to explain to the head honcho why the system sucks is like trying to explain to a 2 year old the value of money. Hence why I'm leaving.

In the bathroom with the runs or the other direction? Did you have bad Chinese yesterday? I hope you feel better soon :(

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

diamonddawg, where are you?! I'm worried now! Tell my fortune, bitch! LOL

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

Actually her album got mixed reviews. People always try to make such negative press.

YourMomAteTheTaco.. OMG, That sounds like me. I didn't come to work until a few minutes ago b/c I was in the bathroom too.. Was that you peeking in at me thru the stall next door. WAS IT??

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:15am.
So do we, but our boss thinks it's the next best thing to ribbed condoms so we're stuck with it. I always hear the editors down the hall swearing at it. Classic. They're trying to push Final Cut as far as I know.. and I think one went to the trouble of actually getting it for her own machine. I don't know the details but that's the short and skinny off the top of my head.

What are you sick with? Lots of soup and zinc. We're not shooting until next Wednesday so you've got lots of time for ideas.

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Haha, your editors sound like me six years ago.

My stomach feels like crap. I actually was in work this morning, but had to leave because I was spending a majority of my time in the bathroom. Sweet, huh? lol. Plus, I had to spend $12 on a 5-minute cab ride home because the bf had to take my car to work today. Bleh.

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by LoLo on May 22, 2008 - 9:15am.

Course it fucking is, coward.

No kidding, it's like fucking junior high around here lately. Maybe everyone will get their drink on and get laid this weekend and chillax some.

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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/

Thanks all, for coming to my defense....this is so fucking annoying.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 11:05am.

Ok, so since I'm a scorpio AND on my period, should I be dead right now or what?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

LCT, I think that lunch lady and I may be related. :)

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:08am.

Would you please just go die quietly in a corner somewhere?

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA

Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Awwww, LCT, I heart you too! And your lunch lady. I'm sure she's a hot bitch, what with the hair net and all. :)
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Don't forget the missing teefs. She's without a few. Short and stout little teapot she is. Love her.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 22, 2008 - 12:13pm.

It Beige Bitch. Gotta be.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Yes. Really! lol...I think Avid is the devil, though. I used it in college and there was always some glitch or problem with the program. I actually tutored undergrads in Avid for a couple of years because I'm a masochist. I'm a Final Cut kinda girl.
I'll let you know if I think of any ideas for your zombie trailer. My brain's kinda mush today--I'm home, sick. One of these days I'll finally start pre-production for my vampire film, and you can definitely have a part as a bloodsucking undead fiend!
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So do we, but our boss thinks it's the next best thing to ribbed condoms so we're stuck with it. I always hear the editors down the hall swearing at it. Classic. They're trying to push Final Cut as far as I know.. and I think one went to the trouble of actually getting it for her own machine. I don't know the details but that's the short and skinny off the top of my head.

What are you sick with? Lots of soup and zinc. We're not shooting until next Wednesday so you've got lots of time for ideas.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Awwww, LCT, I heart you too! And your lunch lady. I'm sure she's a hot bitch, what with the hair net and all. :)

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by PSLsucksLiterally on May 22, 2008 - 9:08am.

listen up guys i have so many followers. i am so lucky i just got back from running stairs to get to dunkin donuts but i farted all over the manager and they laughed at my botoxed forehead
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I'm so glad you think you are funny. Please go fuck off now.....or at least say what you mean with your REAL name.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 11:02am.
Are you really? K, don't judge our Avid skills too much... it's going to be a last minute put it together in a day sort of thing. Hahaha... K give me some ideas of what you'd like to see in this trailer we're making and I'll be sure to add it.

If you di film a vampire movie can I be a vampire in it? HEhehehe I've always wanted to do that too. Damn now that we have something in common I want to share ideas! HAhahaha..

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Yes. Really! lol...I think Avid is the devil, though. I used it in college and there was always some glitch or problem with the program. I actually tutored undergrads in Avid for a couple of years because I'm a masochist. I'm a Final Cut kinda girl.
I'll let you know if I think of any ideas for your zombie trailer. My brain's kinda mush today--I'm home, sick. One of these days I'll finally start pre-production for my vampire film, and you can definitely have a part as a bloodsucking undead fiend!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:10pm.
LCT... lard tunderin' Jaysus, I am from da Rock!
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Hahahahaha that made me LOL. We have a Newfie lunchlady in our building and she talks EXACTLY like that. I heart you.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

LCT... lard tunderin' Jaysus, I am from da Rock!

*sorry, my online Tourette's just acted up*

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But then again, what do I know?

Another thread complaining about avies? Should I bother reading all the comments?

Just for the record to those of you who put our pictures in your avies --- you look beautiful

Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:05pm.
LCT... from there, don't live there. I was just home for three weeks though, and I can't believe I missed out on the iced capp. Saw lots of icebergs though, does that count?
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oooo well damn. I thought by islandgirl you were living on the rock or something. Yes, that counts, as long as you scared off some of the icebergs, poured coffee on it and crumbled up brownie goodness into it.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 9:04am.

PSL, like Sheeps, DeeDee and me were discussing earlier, it's edifying! :)
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wow, Sheeps and I were "on the same page"? That rarely happens.....(Sooooo joking- we are usually on the same page)

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 7:54am.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on May 22, 2008 - 8:49am.
Jimmy's pic http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2289/motivator9270176ab4.jpg

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Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!

LCT... from there, don't live there. I was just home for three weeks though, and I can't believe I missed out on the iced capp. Saw lots of icebergs though, does that count?

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But then again, what do I know?

Ok, Sluts. A lesson in ASStrology:

We HAD a full moon on May 20th - that was TUESDAY. So we are currently on the downside risk. (thanks g-d!)

The thing is...it was a full moon in SCORPIO. Scorpio represents the following traits

Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic
Jealous and resentful
Compulsive and obsessive
Secretive and obstinate

It is a very powerful sign, so we're still feeling the effects. Hopefully it will end soon. There hasn't been a full moon this dramatic in quite awhile. Also, full moons in general usually bring crisis to the fore. Its the reason Ted Kennedy had an emergency that resulted in a dire prognosis. The 3-4 days before and after a full moon are the strongest.

IMHO.

PSL, like Sheeps, DeeDee and me were discussing earlier, it's edifying! :)

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But then again, what do I know?

Don't like Shania but HEY GIRL don't worry.

What comes around goes around and THAT IS A FACT

Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 12:01pm.
LCT, I would, but there's no Timmy's here. Boo, Norway. I do love the iced capps though.
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Oh... I thought you were in Canada??

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 12:00pm.
I knew there was something else about you that I dug that I couldn't put my finger on...and your career is it! I'm actually an editor/post-production specialist! Now I see why we get along so well--we're both nutty media arts people.
I've always wanted to film a zombie movie--that, and a dark comedy about vampires, believe it or not...lol. I definitely want to see the trailer, so when you're done, send, send!
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Are you really? K, don't judge our Avid skills too much... it's going to be a last minute put it together in a day sort of thing. Hahaha... K give me some ideas of what you'd like to see in this trailer we're making and I'll be sure to add it.

If you di film a vampire movie can I be a vampire in it? HEhehehe I've always wanted to do that too. Damn now that we have something in common I want to share ideas! HAhahaha..

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by islandgirl on May 22, 2008 - 8:57am.

And g'day to you, PSL. I know. *sigh*
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I read that I have a Fat Ass, AND a fat brother!
hahhahhahahahahha
I am finding out all these new things about myself...DListed has become a place of self-discovery......

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

I love her song,I saw her profile on a celeb dating site millionaireloves. com,he shares her music there with people who really understand it!

LCT, I would, but there's no Timmy's here. Boo, Norway. I do love the iced capps though.

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 10:55am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 22, 2008 - 11:49am.

Leather, whips, and chains! And AK-47's!
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K I have to share. I work at a film production company and my last day is next Friday, so after all this zombie talk me and a few coworkers are going to film ourselves making a zombie apocalypse movie trailer and edit the crap out of it. I so have to send it to you.

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I knew there was something else about you that I dug that I couldn't put my finger on...and your career is it! I'm actually an editor/post-production specialist! Now I see why we get along so well--we're both nutty media arts people.
I've always wanted to film a zombie movie--that, and a dark comedy about vampires, believe it or not...lol. I definitely want to see the trailer, so when you're done, send, send!

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

islandgirl, have you had the new Brownie iced capp at Timmy's yet?

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

And g'day to you, PSL. I know. *sigh*

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But then again, what do I know?

Submitted by M.E. on May 22, 2008 - 8:51am.
Diamond Dawg - Mizro got a new job, can't access the D. Tristan pops in now and then and BCAW was here for a bit yesterday.

Too much drama and fuckery. Peeps be leaving left and right.
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Thanks, M.E.! You're top shelf!