Thursday, May 22nd 2008

Alien Nation

Bald is beautiful, just not on Cameron Diaz. It accentuates the fug in her face! No, Cammy did not pull a Britney. Cammy doesn't look that horrendous. Her head has a nice shape to it, I guess. The fake shaved head is for a movie called "My Sister's Keeper." Cammy plays the mother of a girl with leukemia.

This is the same movie that Dakota Fanning was supposed to do, but she pulled out after learning she had to shave her head. The girl that took over for Dakota shaved off all her locks for the role. Cammy wore a bald cap. Come on, Cammy!!! Don't you want that Oscar? Shave it! I would shave all my hair off, but I'm really afraid of what's hiding underneath. What if I had a birth mark that spelled out "dumb whore." That would make sense and it would actually be kind of hot.

Here's more of fake bald Cammy with Abigail Breslin on the set in Santa Monica yesterday.

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r5bales's picture

This goes to show us that all Cammy's bullshit about being too beautiful and able to act, etc is complete bullshit. She could shave her head for her craft, get some praise as a true actress. She missed her chance. what a maroon.
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Submitted by corelskane on May 22, 2008 - 1:26pm.

I just wanna note, that if you have cancer- go through kemo- you would loose the hair on your eyebrows and eyelashes.... if thats her case... silly hoe.

She isn't going through chemo...her daughter is in the book, and the mother shaves her head after her daughter loses her hair. In the pic, the older girl has no eyebrows.

Chicklet's picture

She looks like one of those aliens with the big brains on Star Trek, hahahah. Except she hasn't got the big brain - that's all her hair shoved up in there.

corelskane's picture

I just wanna note, that if you have cancer- go through kemo- you would loose the hair on your eyebrows and eyelashes.... if thats her case... silly hoe.

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Submitted by The Hoople on May 22, 2008 - 11:47am.
and she'll leave your floor sparkling clean

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Triscuit's picture

LMFAO @ "dumb whore" birthmark!

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Hotmami- where'd you read that about usher splitting with his husband? I wannna read it! Wonder if their contract was up. Forward it to MK..

Regina's picture

Wow, you're really horrible about her. She's had a tough time recently, too.

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Submitted by missy on May 22, 2008 - 9:21am.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 8:20am.

GRRRRRR!!!!

btw, YOURE BEAUTIFUL!!! :D
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Hahaha aww you're such a sweetie.

And yes, grr is right. However, her time away has given me the strength to care as much about her as I do Angelina's humanitarian work. Very little. Because they're both fake.
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Shaving my hair off is something I've always wanted to do. It must feel great.

I don't know wtf Cami is so worried about. If she shaved her head and didn't like it, she can afford the best wigs and (later on) hair extensions. Dumb ho.

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She does have a nicely shaped head. Unfortunately, it doesn't distract enough from the face that lurks below it.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

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We went to the cinema some days ago, to see Ironman (I've been a real comic book nerd, by the way). We looked at the poster of What happens in Vegas, and I said "Oh, who the hell pays to see a movie like that?"

30 seconds later, 4 teenagers, with way too much make-up, ridicule clothes... "Oh, let's go see that! There's Cameron Diaz who's too beautiful and that incredible hotness of Ashton Kutcher!"

Me and hubby shared a pity look.

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MK, you gotta do something about all these spam commenters (yeah..i've got no suggestions...), they're so annoying!!! Anyhoo, is the bald girl the eldest daughter in Medium??? The one with the really long hair???

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So, Dakota's whore stage mom will let her little girl get 'raped' in the name of art, but she can't convince the little one to shave her head for a role that probably WOULD have gotten her a nomination.
Oh boy.

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All I can think of is Alien Nation. Maybe she should air brush some of those cool leopard spots on her head.

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mikki's picture

She should really have her makeup artists from The Mask follow her around full time. When she first came out in that movie I thought she was really pretty - then the next time I saw her I was like WTF happened to her??? I thought it was a different person.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Before I clicked on that last pic I would have sworn that was an anorexic Dr. Evil.

Itz-Britney_Bitch's picture

Why did the poor kid have to shave off her hair and Ms Pizza Face over there didnt have to??

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She looks like Mr. Clean cheap and trampy sister ~ Ms. Unclean

Another box office bomb for this no talent hag.

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Bald is risky when you are ugly.

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http://www.intimatemingle.com

I think everyone better start learning to get along and learn to live with each other or there will be no more world to live in. Make friends online and all around the world . Maybe you can try "INTIMATEMINGLE.COM" which is a niche interracial dating service.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 8:20am.

GRRRRRR!!!!

btw, YOURE BEAUTIFUL!!! :D
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missy: Just an attempt to drive us all insane, I imagine, and to furthermore play the victim card.

C Word: Spank you muchly :) Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy eh?

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Submitted by Hotmami on May 22, 2008 - 6:17am.
Usher and Tameka are splitting!!

haha. That's a new record.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Yikes! That's one fugly cranium.

Hotmami's picture

Cammy is probably practicing her Oscar speech as we speak. She's counting on the whole "go fug for a role" thing.Problem is, she's no Charlize, or even a Halle. God I can't stand her.

OFF TOPIC: Usher and Tameka are splitting!!!!

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Off topic, but the poor 'locks-less' girl is wearing Fug boots. My bad, Ugg boots. That's traumatizing!

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Persis Khambetta! Good one!

No way Cammy's cutting her hair. That's half her personality.

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joanne's picture

She looks better bald. Childless actor playing a mommy, does anyone in Hollywood think?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 22, 2008 - 9:08am.
Persis Kambatta she is not.
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Haaahaaa - now there's a name I haven't heard of in a looooong time...

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I can't believe they are going to ruin a perfectly good book by casting Cameron Diaz as the mother. She can't act her way out of wet paper bag.

They should have put the bald cap on the other way and covered her fug face.

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God be with you, dumbass.

She looks cute. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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Submitted by mellen on May 22, 2008 - 2:58pm.
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quite. she might just have a normal-sized, perfectly acceptable scalp under all that. it just never looks good when they do this instead of chopping off the hair. she looks like a bloody mongoloid.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Persis Kambatta she is not.

This just turns up the fug dial.

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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 22, 2008 - 8:03am.

ctalina - whats the deal on the reinvented LA???

ONT: ummmmmm, bald isnt beautiful
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LovesCarrottopalina's picture

I want to pull an Elaine and take her big bald head and rub it in between my knockers. I imagine it'd feel quite nice.

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Hmmmm, maybe she did shave it?

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Would it kill her to shave her head? Come on Cam, take a risk.

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mellen's picture

The fact that she did not shave for her craft, she tucked her giant golden shoulder length locks under a 'swimming cap' as it were, is making her head look GiNormus.

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Beautiful.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Bald is risky when you are already fugly.

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Missy beat me to it. I was going to say 'Connie Conehead'.

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deejayspicerack's picture

holy.god. kill it, KILL IT!

missy's picture

cammy would make a good conehead... just make that thing a little more erect

ok, somebody fill me in: LA is back I see.... WTF... I guess the fun times were bound to end sometime :( %^&$%^@#*&@*$%^@%#&*&(@^$%$#&
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