Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hey, don't hate! It's hard work for an old Hollywood broad to have to compete with some no name guy who walks in off the street and announces he's having a baby and books Oprah the next week!
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i love him. did you see the strange interview he did with johnny cash and june carter? what was he doing on the floor in front of them?

That could be his real hair. It was always pretty thick. It would be GREAT hair...on Bea Arthur.

sheesh...john looks like a woman...he must've went to the same doc that did bruce jenner's face...
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I don't remember him looking like Sigfreid and Roy. That old ladies wig is horried.

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LOL at the hair and lipstick. John Davidson never looked like this. What happened?!

He should have let his lips go au naturale. That bright pink lipstick makes him look gay. Wait a minute .....

Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 9:42am.
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Hi woolly one. Yes I did, thanks, at 1 am this morning. I am stunned with jet lag.

On topic: Ok there is nothing more I can say about him, because I simply cannot get past that hair.

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Submitted by Pootie on May 22, 2008 - 11:29am.

Looking at him scares the shit out of me. Why is he so disturbing?

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You took the words right out of my mouth

John Davidson looks like a magician for a lounge show in Reno.

Looking at him scares the shit out of me. Why is he so disturbing?

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John Davidson..oh wow. I can't remember anything he did. :)

Nice gloss!

Submitted by carlk223 on May 22, 2008 - 7:33am.

i know we all ignore these spammers, but it HI-LARIOUS that 'carlk223' mistook John as a she.

And yes, John Davidson was the host of Hollywood Squares for a while, it was paired with the NEW "Match Game," starring John "Bowzer" Bowman. Watched it every day after school.

After seeing this photo, I think it's time for Johnny D. to come out.

P.S. I am not the "libby" who requested this "hot slut."

Submitted by Madam Pince - Every time I see or hear of him, I think of how Carl Hiaasen lampooned him in Tourist Season.

I love Carl Hiaasen. "Skink"! But, oh how badly Hollywood butchered "Striptease"...

That shade of lipstick is all wrong on him.

(shaking head)

I remember watching him co-host "That's Incredible." He looks like he had plastic surgery and what is up with that hair.

Joe!! Arrived safely, j'espere?

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Every time I see or hear of him, I think of how Carl Hiaasen lampooned him in Tourist Season.

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Not only did he go gracefully grey but it looks like he's been busy with the curling iron too. Gawd doesn't he have a mirror?

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 8:56am.
@Loozer:

Yeah, but Dinah was fucking Burt Reynolds. That makes her a randy slut in my book, and therefore worthy.

I remember when I learned that she was f'in Burt Reynolds, I first thought....WHAAAAAT? Then I liked her more for being a slut. Burt was sexy as hell in his day.
As far as John goes, seeing him does make me feel old. I used to crush on him. I loved "That's Incredibl", etc. He is a creepy man/woman in this pic.

Submitted by Mopa on May 22, 2008 - 9:12am.
Youtube is the best thing in the world.

Here it is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzVP9wpRTz8

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BRILLIANT. I love him to pieces. But "Carol's" laugh at the end made me piss my pants laughing. LMAO.

That hair...

He couldn't be that old and senile enough to let his stylist do this to him. What the hell?

Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 9:18am.

That makes you as old as grass.

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All you guys are older than dirt. I, however, am seven years younger than dirt.

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Mopa, I loved Streets of San Francisco (I, too, am a wizened oldie) and I remember this episode. He should remake it now!

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You sure that isn't everyone's favorite astrologer, Walter Mercado?

Youtube is the best thing in the world.

Here it is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzVP9wpRTz8

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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.

Okay, I'll preface by saying I'm old. When I saw John was Hot Slut, my mind went back to one of my favorite shows of all time and my favorite episode of that show ever.

John was on the Streets of San Francisco in 1974 on an episode called Mask of Death (No, I didn't remember this off the top of my head, I looked it up on IMDB). He played a murderous, crazy female impersonator. (Honest)

Here is the synopsis from IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0711545/plotsummary
"John Davidson's best acting performance (in the eyes of nearly everyone associated with the show) comes when he plays a nightclub entertainer who dresses up as a famous female torch singer. Unfortunately he is schizophrenic, and becomes her and him -- at the same time. Even worse, "she" is a psychotic killer. Watch for a chilling scene where "he" talks to "her" in a mirror. Written by Peter Harris"

I would kill to find a video clip of him from that show. (Off to youtube) It was CLASSIC!

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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.

@Loozer:

Yeah, but Dinah was fucking Burt Reynolds. That makes her a randy slut in my book, and therefore worthy.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

Dude let his hair go white!

Loozer, Mike Douglas was my favorite too. He had John and Yoko on, for pete's sake!

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LOL I always hated him with a passion.

He looks like Bea Arthur if the folks at Extreme Makeover could get their mitts on her!

LOL - I am not alone! Thanks Cword and DDD.
I liked Mike Douglas the best of those shows. Dinah Shore was a little too 'perky' for me.
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That's some HWAT meemaw hair.

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Submitted by loozer on May 22, 2008 - 8:35am.
He had his own afternoon talk show ala Mike Douglas back in the day too. Yes, yes, I know that I am older than dirt.
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I must be older than dirt too 'cuz I thought the Mike Douglas show was great!

I also liked the Merv Griffin Show. :)

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@Loozer:

I totally used to watch that show, and he was very sex-ay.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

WTF happened to him? OMG he was such a good looking guy. He used to be on Carson and all them shows and looked like the typical 70's swinger guy. Yikes, times waits for no one.

He had his own afternoon talk show ala Mike Douglas back in the day too. Yes, yes, I know that I am older than dirt.
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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

Scaary. He used to be cute, but really feminine looking. He looks like he could play an old broad on the Golden Girls.

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So true!

Scaary. He used to be cute, but really feminine looking. He looks like he could play an old broad on the Golden Girls.

omigod, I feel so old now

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Now that's what I call SEXY!

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 22, 2008 - 7:16am.
Dude looks like a lady.
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Looks like Mabel's younger sister!

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Ok so I was wrong...The Love Connection, Hollywood Squares... theyre all the same....
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That is a particularly corpse-ish shade of lipstick he's sportin'. I used to love that show he used to host with those other two relics from the past called "That's Incredible". Or was it "Real People"? Shit, they were virtually the same show...

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are his lips pink enough? I think they should be more pink/
jesus, later guys, I'm off to do my boot moves with the mexicans and this is the perfect post to send me on my way, this maxi pad lipstick motherfucker.
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