Which One Of These Hobags Won American Idol?
YO MAMA! Yo mama probably would make for a better winner. Anway, find out who won this dog and pony show after the jump. JUMP!!!!
Oh shit! David Cook took candy away from a baby (David Archuleta) and won this motherfucker. I'm seriously saying a few silent prayers tonight for Fetus Archuleta. He's not my thing, but I'm cringing just thinking about the beat downs that are coming his way. You know his daddy is getting his belt ready.
The look on the face of Archuleta's sissy says it all!
She's already mourning the loss of her brother, because she knows her daddy isn't going to be kind to him for losing. I hope that right after Cook was announced as the winner, Archuleta ran backstage, broke his piggy bank and headed for the bus station. Run Fetus! RUN!!!
As for the rest of the show.....HOMO EXTRAVAGANZA! You know how Simon always compares bad performances to "cruise ship performances." This shit was epitome of cruise ship entertainment! Entertainment on a fucking gay cruise. Seriously, the ship would sink to the ground from all the gayness on that stage tonight. Out of control!
And the real winner of the night was Skunk Head!
This bitch could give a fuck! I loved how she sort of half-danced around and barely moved. She wanted to be in her local bar, drinking some moonshine and dirty dancing on some fat cowboy. Anywhere but on that Idol stage. She made my fucking night. Well, vodka really made my night, but she comes in second.
So, that's that! There are no losers......scratch that. I'm a fucking loser, because I devoted umpteen hours to this shit show! And you know what? I'll devote a million more when the next season starts. I'm a glutton for punishment, awful singing, horrible dancing and Paula Abdul! Oh how I'm going to miss that drunken fool.
There's still so much to talk about. I might do a few more Idol posts tomorrow, but I seriously need to detox from this shit. I'm drunk and I'm spent. Gooooodnight!
Click here to see the video of David Cook being announced as the winner and Fetus realizing that his days are numbered!
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I think I love skunk head, AKA Amanda..You totally nailed it, she had the best "is this shit over yet" look on her face, you know she's so glad she didn't make the top 10. Now she can spend her summer, throwing back BL lime, working her snarl, and keeping that strip perfect, NO Idols live tour for her
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 12:43am.
The third-person James Haven posts are working my last nerve. So is Heart Angelina. What is it with you fuckwits?
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You can rag on Jimmy Bocca and riki lake all you want but leave James Haven alone he's the sweetest person on dlisted if there were more people like him you wouldn't have good people leaving because of all the 3rd grade fighting in here
1) That stripper idol was looking sexy
2) George Michael's song was GREAT
3) Skunk Girl was slurring every line
4) Diana Ross looked funny, sounded good
5) ZZ Top = zzzzZZZZzzzZZZZZZ...
6) Bare-footed sad idol still drives me insane in a bad way
7) Archuleta should have won, but I like both
8) Ryan Seafoam dancing is a horrible image to forget
I liked Archuletta. Sorry but I had to get that off my chest
Pers-- Something tells me that for many of these spammers, English isn't their first language...or second..or third...
Did anyone notice David Cooks shoes???? LOL.........they were so pointed that they acutally curled up at the toes. I hate his hair or should I say lack of hair!! I didnt' want either one of the David's to win. I thought towards the end that Seyesha got better and should have won.
I've never wasted one millisecond watching this abomination, so I could give a fuck.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
look at cameron manheim cheering for cookies @ 1:27
What is it with spammers? Is there a rule written somewhere that they have to be barely-literate societal rejects? Go fuck off and die spammers.
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http://www.intimatemingle.com
He's a big star. I am his big fan. I saw him dating on a FREE & HOT dating site called '' ~~~++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++ ~~~ ''. Seems he is hooking up with a hottie. The girl is from California. Very soft and sexy.
@Deb: Thanks, honey. It's the same cut I have been sporting for years. I'm dull like that.
@IG: Never too early from where I sit. *sips 'coffee'*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Dx3, Did i tell yu I love your haircut!
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ECRU BRUTE`! (that is Latin, right?)
I havent been following AI this season so i dont know what happened in previous performances BUT based on the finale... i'd say Archuleta performed WAAAY better than Cook.
Now i know he's not popular here but give the kid a break !!!
Based on the performances on the finale... he totally deserved to win !!!
Cook is just a daughtry wanna-be !
*sips coffee*
So does this mean Idol done for the season? My mom will be bummed out.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Thanks, Dawnie. I'll take that coffee and add something "medicinal". It's 1:45pm here--- not too early, right?
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But then again, what do I know?
Probably the reason they gave them cars... so Archuletta could make a quick getaway after the lights went down.
@IG:
Sorry, hon. I can offer you some shitty coffee!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Ahhhh, Green. Mr. Dawnie has been away on business for most of the last 2 months. And I suck at the coffee making. Having to drink my own bad coffee is torture, but a necessary one.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
ferrylee2008, go fuck yourself with something rusty, you useless waste of skin.
Sorry people, I am in a shitty mood. Although that made me feel a tad better.
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But then again, what do I know?
David Cook is cool ,I love him so much! Just saw his profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c o m",he post many cute pics on it ,but Ijust curious whant kind of ralationship is he looking for?
Submitted by erliebrd on May 22, 2008 - 11:31am.
Cook deserved to win, though I must admit little David handled it very graciously ...
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You know he's bricking it inside though at the thought of that sock and those oranges again!
I heard that Triple D. Mr. Green Is Good made it a tad weak this AM, so I have to start fresh.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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@Green:
I prefer, "Fuck this stupid shit", but then I haven't had coffee yet, so.........
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Is "I don't give a shit who won" too strong for 1st thing in the morning?
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um, why are they wearing matching outfits?
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
Is David A. really going to get a spankin'?
Poor kid.
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
The correct David won. And yes, Archie handled the loss well. But now....his FATHER? Ack. Poor kid.
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Cook deserved to win, though I must admit little David handled it very graciously ...
The only good bit was Robert Downey Jr looking good enough to eat. Hubba.
He deserved it, especially over Archuleta.
David Cook looks so cute. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Bitch please, Danny Noriega was just too fierce for Idol.
TMTH!!
@ leatherette:
Aol has some stuff to detroll if it get's too
personal. If you are interested..
I don't use it anymore but have friends that
program for them. Comes in handy.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
I'm in love with Trent Reznor's version (fall under his prime's age category):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zo7ONZlN5Zg&feature=related
back out before the IMing virus running amok in here eats MY brain, too.
"funny as fuck" is a favorite expression of one of my conspiracy junkie friends....ciao!
and if you remember Warm Leatherette, we must be close to the same age.
See you later Leatherette. I'm going off to my favorite conspiracy website to troll the haters.
... & that's the track behind my username mmm hmmm... oh shit, I'm IMing like a batshit troll fool now. Anyway, I come back to this site because it's one of a handful that keep the star-worship to a minimum and often funny as fuck posters. 'night
Submitted by Leatherette on May 21, 2008 - 9:57pm.
but good point re AOL. Still any site would be reluctant to ban too many click-inciters, so to speak, too rapidly. Esp for a gossip site, not good for business
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I do see your point.
Seriously loving your av!
Submitted by Leatherette on May 21, 2008 - 9:49pm.
news to me, but whatever, they just bust out with a new name & work there 24/7 bullshit train all over again. Maybe some pretty fucked up ones have had their URLs blocked, seem to recall some psycho rambling about Jews and conspiracy crap while lurking, haven't seen that shit anymore, so its ass probs got blocked.
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Well I agree. Annoying as hell. I've been using the "report abuse" link a lot. That's when they seemed to disappear. The psycho rambling hate speech at Jews was banned! It was in Afternoon Crumbs on Monday. M.E. told me about it on Tuesday cuz I missed Monday.
goodnight Leatherette. xoxoxo (do you remember The Normal's "Warm Leatherette" song? cool that.)
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash
Warm leatherette
A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Join the car crash set
but good point re AOL. Still any site would be reluctant to ban too many click-inciters, so to speak, too rapidly. Esp for a gossip site, not good for business.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 22, 2008 - 12:46am.
He bans them. I've seen them disappear.
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news to me, but whatever, they just bust out with a new name & work there 24/7 bullshit train all over again. Maybe some pretty fucked up ones have had their URLs blocked, seem to recall some psycho rambling about Jews and conspiracy crap while lurking, haven't seen that shit anymore, so its ass probs got blocked.
... ugh, got to split before I get sucked into this IMing bs -- kisses.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on May 21, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Oh thank you. I am back posting here but only after five...thanks for the support.
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Let me express my support: STFU and DIAF.
Night night mitten freak!and steve madden will never kick my ass i've been around too long!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Pat Riley on May 21, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Syesha was robbed!
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LOL. nuh-uh!
He bans them. I've seen them disappear. But if the trolls are on aol all they have to do is log out and then log in with a new ip. the bans only work for static ips.
Syesha was robbed!
Well, surprise, surprise. The Skeletrangelina troll is back. URLs can be blocked. Gee, shocking that dude running this site wouldn't do that -- why lose the revenue-enhancing clicks? zzzzzzz...oh yes, & I want EVERY fucking drug Paula Abdul sucks down on the daily.
The third-person James Haven posts are working my last nerve. So is Heart Angelina. What is it with you fuckwits?
Overmeyer was drunk or somehow got into Paula's stash.And Paula crying during George Michael... that's why I love Idol (for the CHEESE)!
Maybe the Osmonds can give little Davey A. some support and guidance. That kid's dad needs to be reported to CPS.