Monogamy Is Dead
If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."
Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.
There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
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Somehow, Jodie doesn't strike me as a serial cheater. If she's already scissoring that other gal, then it must mean it's serious.
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Sorry, NO, no self-respecting fag would ever do this....this is totally a figment of your STR8 imagination.....Ewwww,,,,Now I want a shower!!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 9:06pm.
***Submitted by C on May 21, 2008 - 7:42pm.
i'm a lil slow...what is scissor sex?
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On that note, can someone please explain the physics involved when said 'scissor sisters' utilize one of those double-ended dildos? I have never understood that. TIA!
I think I'd like to see a demonstration. Anyone?
Lesbians haven't been this depressed since they dropped softball from the Olympics.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
***Submitted by C on May 21, 2008 - 7:42pm.
i'm a lil slow...what is scissor sex?
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On that note, can someone please explain the physics involved when said 'scissor sisters' utilize one of those double-ended dildos? I have never understood that. TIA!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
thanks :)
love urban dictionary, i didn't realize there were so many scissor references:
The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
WTF????
Jodie is now thrilled gay marriage was illegal 15 years ago. She'd be out half her money and lose her kids. Hey gays, you sure you really want to get married?
So I guess Jodie was down low on the down lo.
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Oh come on! Have you never heard of The Scissor Sisters?
Submitted by Ginalicious on May 21, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by C - i'm a lil slow...what is scissor sex?
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Hahaha. I thought the same thing. Scissor sex? Me dunno, either.
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Just think of the position they'd have to be in to successfully rub beavers.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by C - i'm a lil slow...what is scissor sex?
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Hahaha. I thought the same thing. Scissor sex? Me dunno, either.
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girls...gotta go..be back in a fe hours....you are all so lovely
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by ricki lake on May 21, 2008 - 8:40pm.
No, it hasn't happened to me but I think I could handle it. Now, I would draw a distinction between having sex with someone else and having an AFFAIR with someone else. I guess to me it's more about the feelings involved. If they just fucked a random person...ok, it happens. If they lie to you for months about where they are and what they're doing so they can sneak around and date someone behind your back, well, that's a horse of a different color.
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Trust me, fucking random people is still as bad as having an emotional affair. Bottom line, the other person didn't care enough about you to stay committed to the relationship and that HURTS. If my boyfriend came home and said he'd fallen for another woman but hadn't slept with her I'd be a lot more forgiving than if he came home saying he'd fucked some random chick at a bar.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
i'm a lil slow...what is scissor sex?
I'm not shocked because lesbos cheat, I'm shocked because I thought Jodie was too classy for that shit!
Now she's no better than any other Hollywood slut.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:34pm.
No, it hasn't happened to me but I think I could handle it. Now, I would draw a distinction between having sex with someone else and having an AFFAIR with someone else. I guess to me it's more about the feelings involved. If they just fucked a random person...ok, it happens. If they lie to you for months about where they are and what they're doing so they can sneak around and date someone behind your back, well, that's a horse of a different color.
Passion make a person feel alive. I sincerely doubt after 14 years there was any passion in their relationship. At that stage you're more like sisters (in their case). SHIT HAPPENS and I wish everyone to have passion in their life. What else is more important than that, nothing.
I did not need to hear this.....My concept of lesbos is "Together Forever" 2nd date, the Uhaul to move in....how fucking depressing.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
WTF? Where's my pic?!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by ricki lake on May 21, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Um, why is their relationship "shattered"? Almost 15 years with someone and suddenly, just because they fuck someone else, everything is beyond all hope of repair?
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Have you never been cheated on by someone you loved? All trust goes down the toilet. You never look at them the same way again. Once everything you loved about them suddenly becomes something someone else got to have.
It's absolutely no surprise this one went out the window.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I used to love oysters rockefeller and now Im about to puke...thanks MK!
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Jodie's face has always fascinated me. It's like she has the most perfect features, perfectly proportioned and symmetrical, but at the same time isn't particularly beautiful. Weird.
Um, why is their relationship "shattered"? Almost 15 years with someone and suddenly, just because they fuck someone else, everything is beyond all hope of repair? Cydney and Jodie's intimate life probably died long ago, which happens often enough for it to have a name: Lesbian Bed Death. Lesbians...I just don't understand them...however, I don't care what Jodie does, because she rules all. Kick ass, Jodie! Cydney sucks and this new chick is at least...um......younger?
Hahahah doing the scissors. That'll never stop being funny. Unless they find a way to call it the paper shredder.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
skybitch:
yeah your right about that. you find out that they did something wrong but knowing the details such as how long it went on, that they had children together yeah that what will realy do something to you. i found out my boyfriend not only lied to me about being divorced(and still having relations with his wife), but he also had 3 other children while he was with me besides the four he had with his wife. all of this realy shocked the shit out of me i was in bed with grey hair and watching soaps for a week! and i never watch soaps!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by mike on May 22, 2008 - 12:50am.
I know it happens ever bit as much among "real" people as it does among celebrities, but I'll never understand how some people can just jump from one relationship to another.
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I know, it's bizarre isn't it, how some people can just forget about someone who last week was "the one". People are so weird!
Yuck. Those two make a horrible looking couple.
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
I just looked Cindy Mort up on iMDb. She wrote the screenplay for Jodie's movie, "The Brave One" and they apparently spent mega amounts of time together on that project. There are already photos of them together all over the web.
I've heard of "cheater, cheater pumpkin eater" but.... okay, I'll stop while I'm ahead.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
i'm thinking the cheating was career move to. still love jodie though. she's gorgeous and a great actress.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
gucci: I'm just speaking from my own personal experience, and yes, I knew something wasn't right, but the level of wrongness was extremely shocking to me. I guess each case is unique.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hey, 14 years is a helluva long time. And break-ups happen even after 30 years. Ask my parents.
Knowing Jody however, I'm sure everything will be managed privately, sensitively and with class. Unlike my parents.
Well. Jodie is pretty hot for an older woman...the tramp ain't so cute..oh well
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Skybitch:
well maybe your right. but i've always heard that somehow, some way, you'd know. you get a feeling that something just isn't right between you. at least, thats how i found out my signif others cheated on me. i just knew.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I know that Paris Sucks Literally knows the family. I'd be interested to here her take on this.
And, unfortunately, the National Enquirer does get some things right (I can think of Patrick Swayze's cancer recently). I would actually believe them over US Weekly any day.
"bumping oysters" "doing the scissors" hahaha
What hilarious verbiage MK!
I'm still reeling from reading that Melanie Mayron is an Oyster bumper! Not that there's anything wrong with that....
Gayelles can be whores just like the rest of us.
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I think everyone better start learning to get along and learn to live with each other or there will be no more world to live in. Make friends online and all around the world . Maybe you can try "intimatemingle.com" which is a niche interracial dating service.
***Submitted by gucci on May 21, 2008 - 6:54pm.
i mean, i think a wife or husband would know if there spouse was cheating on them for such a long period of time.
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Not necessarily. Some people are REALLY good actors/actresses. You hear about it every day...people who are stunned to find out their spouses are sex offenders, murderers, etc. I think Jodie is a really good actress. It wouldn't surprise me at all if she fooled her partner.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
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I'll admit it, I looked that up on Google. lol
Interesting, they have a Scissor Sex Workout video online.
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Oh, who cares, they're all so boring (and with the exception of Jody, slightly gruesome).
Mike:
I will never understand it either. i wonder if her wife knew about the relationship but just chose to say nothing? i mean, i think a wife or husband would know if there spouse was cheating on them for such a long period of time.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
@Mike,
Yeah then expect it to work.
Everytime you mention The National Enquirer, your thread's subject become null and void to me!
I know it happens ever bit as much among "real" people as it does among celebrities, but I'll never understand how some people can just jump from one relationship to another.
LMAO @ 'bumping oysters'.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Wow this is too bad. i expected better from jodie. but then, she's a lowly human being after all just like the rest of us.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis