Monogamy Is Dead
If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."
Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.
There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
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Madam Dufarge -
Of course she does! She has "the body of Shauna Sand" (her words) so why not flaunt it! *chokes on bong rip*
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
What a bunch of Hot Sluts! xoxox
OT: Aww Jodie....I'm disappointed. But I hope she's tickling your pink bean the way you like it.
Ok BB's myspace has a caption of her pic with "Picture me on top of you" (grabs spoon, gags..)
You too, SkyBitch!
There are seriously a ton of HS's here!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Mr. Pres- haha! no one will do that.. just the trolls. They seem to wither on the vine though when they don't get attention and just go away (or change names).
Hmn, I need to find a picture I can make small somehow to make as an avie. So not tech saavy it's a disgrace.
SkyB- thanks for the link! I'm gonna take a look at it...
they must have had lbd- lesbian bed death. My friend J. at work - he is gay but told me that is the bane of lesbian couples. No idea what it entails or why it's any different than any couple who is together for such a long time. I think anyone, hetero or same sex couples- has to struggle with this.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 21, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Actually, I'm more worried about Dlisters finding out that I'm not really a badass like my av. You would laugh me out of the chats forever if you saw my scrawny ass.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Sensi is HWAT HWAT HWAT!!!
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Madame D: Here is BeigeBratty's page:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&fr...
*MUAH* :)
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YES! Let's put ourselves up and show the world HOT SLUTS!
Did I miss that it's "post your pic as your avie day"? Haha. Well I'm high and stoners are lazy so I'll keep the Freddie Mercury avie, but my pics are in my link.
You guys are all really hot sluts!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Thanks, guys! (-:
It really is good genes, I think...just wanted all the h8terz to see that the Dlisted sluts are not a bunch of lazy, fat, jellus h8terz...all of you that I have seen are attractive and funny people.
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 21, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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LOL...
FUCK EM!!!♥♥♥
No Words, well, you look easy 10 years younger than that. Good for you. It's all about the skin care, people:)
Now who is BB Beige BABy? Did it have a picture up too? Which thread did it rag on people? I try to keep up on comments but some days end up having to skim. Sucks.
I am scared to put a picture up...what if someone at work recognizes me? Anyone else worried about that? haha.
@No Words:::
Beautiful. You look lovely.
Mitten
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Submitted by stefystef on May 21, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Women are whores, no matter where they put their mouths.
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If you're a male (notice I didn't say man, b/c that would be a stretch) then your mother didn't love you.
And if you're female, then no man ever will.
PS: Carrotopalina you're beauteous! So are you, Skybitch. SEE THAT? SUCK IT , fucking trolls.
Wheee.
Ok, I gotta find some dinner..
Submitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 10:19pm.
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MA!!! You are so cute & beautiful!!!♥
fuck anyone who has something else to say!♥
Submitted by Mr. President on May 21, 2008 - 6:13pm.
I've heard of "cheater, cheater pumpkin eater" but.... okay, I'll stop while I'm ahead.
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Let's change it to "cheater, cheater OYSTER eater"
I think that lesboscheat
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Okay, this is what No Words looks like...or should I say...this is what 50 looks like. It will only be up a bit. (-:
You all are gorgeous!
Lori=the weird one...If I'm taking a dump, it's between me, God, and the Texaco station if I am on a date
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Mr. President on May 21, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Did I accidentally stumble into the Drunken Stepfather message board?
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No Shit,right?
Don't make me do some Mister Myagi moves on their asses!
Cobra Kai sucks!
Because everything the National Enquirer claims is true...
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by stefystef on May 21, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Women are whores, no matter where they put their mouths.
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Did I accidentally stumble into the Drunken Stepfather message board?
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Triscuit: IT has a beef with EVERYONE. It's been trolling since before I even woke up this morning, apparently.
TwoDrink: Thank you! Coming from YOU, beautiful lady, that is a huge compliment!
I heart you guys!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Women are whores, no matter where they put their mouths.
Go for it Jodie! I just wish she'd finally come out of the closet. I mean, we all know she's a lesbian. What's the secret?
She can do a "Nathan Lane"...come out like it's not big deal and keep moving on.
Sky - is that you? You are gorgeous.
OK, this whole story has me turned off to oysters ...forever
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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I just wrote this whole cool~ass post and now it is fucking GONE!!
Why does the "Tan"person have beef w/you?
I stuck up for you in another post...can't remember which one♥
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If it's a troll with such inflated self-esteem, why did it pick such hideous pics to represent itself? Or is that seriously her? I guess that's what I wonder!
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I think it thinks it is hot. *snort*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
If it's a troll with such inflated self-esteem, why did it pick such hideous pics to represent itself? Or is that seriously her? I guess that's what I wonder!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
@Sensi:
BB is a troll in the purest form. It has no purpose here other than to attack other posters. Fun fun. :-/
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***Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 8:46pm.***
*blushes*
*looks at the ground and kicks dirt*
Thanks, doll. :)
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 21, 2008 - 9:41pm.
This is off topic but I'm really high. How could Angelina leave James Haven for Brad? Look how in love they were!
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That is so ON topic. James and Angelina were the premier lesbian power couple before Brad came along and messed it up.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 21, 2008 - 8:41pm.
This is off topic but I'm really high. How could Angelina leave James Haven for Brad? Look how in love they were!
http://www.hollyscoop.com/angelina-jolie/angelinas-brother-confesses-his...
ok, I'm confuzzled about him talking about how picky he is about his women.......Swore he already emerged from the closet??!?
Oh yeah,Bitch...you never told me you were a Day..Go........LOL..I'm 100%Italian so suck it.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 9:43pm.
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You totally brain~fucked me.
I pictured you w/blonde hair.
etc...you are BEAUTIFUL,Mami!
NOTHING like I pictured.
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I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "millionaireloves.c o m"last week! It is said she is interested in dating wealthy good-looking guys. what kind of raltionship is she looking for?just curious !
SkyBitch -
WTF is up with "beige baby"? Seriously. Is she for real?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Giving a drive-by shout-out to the hottie Mrs. Mabel Hodges. Love your MS page and me luvs your advice blog....Dr. Phil, Dear Abby, Ann Landers, Dear Margo...none of these amateurs comes close to wisdom of Mrs. Mabel Hodges.
*Smooches* Love ya...mean it!
"Team Slut"
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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Is that my BabyGirl in your avvie?
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Dat me. :)
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I think you're right....looking up serious scissoring on urban dictionary.LOL
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ROTFL! Come on! Scissoring IS serious. It doesn't get more serious than that! (I guess) On a more serious note, if you find out I'm wrong, let me know though. My reputation with my Gayelle friends depends on you. J/k, they haven't snubbed me before for our difference in taste so I do not believe they'll start now. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
This is off topic but I'm really high. How could Angelina leave James Haven for Brad? Look how in love they were!
http://www.hollyscoop.com/angelina-jolie/angelinas-brother-confesses-his...
http://famousignoramus.blogspot.com/2007/04/james-haven-angelina-jolies-...
Tragic.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 21, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Doing great Mitten, thanks for asking.
Just trying to wrap the whole scissor concept around my head at the moment.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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Is that my BabyGirl in your avvie?
What's goin on,BITCHES & WHORES ????
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Submitted by Lory on May 21, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Somehow, Jodie doesn't strike me as a serial cheater. If she's already scissoring that other gal, then it must mean it's serious.
I think you're right....looking up serious scissoring on urban dictionary.LOL
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Submitted by Newportjoey on May 21, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Sorry, NO, no self-respecting fag would ever do this....this is totally a figment of your STR8 imagination.....Ewwww,,,,Now I want a shower!!!
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LMAO! You mean cheating, or scissoring (not the normal one but the weird one C found) LOL.?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Dawnie:: passing the alpaca::
Howdee.
Mr. President, how was your very busy day?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
***Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 8:15pm.
I think I'd like to see a demonstration. Anyone?
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*pulls up a chair*
*gets notebook and pen ready*
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