Wednesday, May 21st 2008

Monogamy Is Dead

If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.

Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.

A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."

Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.

There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.

And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!

Thanks Christine

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.

What up TV, how`s it hanging?
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To the left. Before I saw Beige Baby's pics, it was sticking straight out.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

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Submitted by ricki lake on May 21, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Uh, I only saw two attractive people, and those were Sensimina and Two Drink Min (who I would seriously doubt is the chick in her avatar except that she has used many of her pictures over time). If you all want a self-esteem boost, please see a therapist or call each other up and yell "You go girl!" on the phone or something, 'cause hitting up random people on the Internet to lie to you and tell you what a "hot slut" you are is just weak. I'm sure you're all very nice people and whatnot but the way you go from ripping apart super hotties for the tiniest flaws and then handle each other so delicately is just kinda sick.

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Hahaaha! Okay.
On that note I'll say goodnight. And I'm not being fake, I really do think you are all beautiful, maybe because you're nice.

Hola Aphid! Nada. Having some chard as usual and trying to forget about the day.

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Submitted by Aphid on May 21, 2008 - 11:05pm.
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You GOTTA tell me about the "Golden Nugget" tee~shirt.
Cause we have this little hole~in~the~wall Bar around here called*duh*"Golden Nugget".
I know you are prob.talking 'bout the casino/or whatever......

Aphid's picture

Sheeps! *SMOOCH*

Que tal?

No Words's picture

Well, to tell you the truth...the "surreal" Sheeps is pretty cool, so I can live with that. (-:

ricki lake's picture

Uh, I only saw two attractive people, and those were Sensimina and Two Drink Min (who I would seriously doubt is the chick in her avatar except that she has used many of her pictures over time). If you all want a self-esteem boost, please see a therapist or call each other up and yell "You go girl!" on the phone or something, 'cause hitting up random people on the Internet to lie to you and tell you what a "hot slut" you are is just weak. I'm sure you're all very nice people and whatnot but the way you go from ripping apart super hotties for the tiniest flaws and then handle each other so delicately is just kinda sick.

Submitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 8:04pm.
are we going to see the "real" Sheeps?

Say what?? Can you live with the surreal Sheeps?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 22, 2008 - 12:04pm.

What up TV, how`s it hanging?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Aphid's picture

Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Aphid on May 21, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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Stop with all the "lights"bullshit.
You are hot.
You know it.
Live it.
Sexxxxay bitch!♥
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You're really too kind, 'cause if you saw me right now, with no make up on, my hair pulled back and glasses on, wearing a faded oversized "Golden Nugget" t-shirt you wouldn't be saying that!

I mean a bunch of my fav, coolest Dlisters on one thread at the same time! I feel honored.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 22, 2008 - 12:01pm.

Miso - you are so pretty. Do I know you from somewhere? It's bugging me you look so familiar.
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Thank you 2 drink, your a fox yourself : )

Well I used to be on here a lot before, now..not so much lol. Maybe that`s how you seen me.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

No Words's picture

So...
are we going to see the "real" Sheeps?

Sensimina's picture

I'm a huge pothead - no way I'd be able to deal with living in a dry zone! Not even if I had a bunch of klonopin to help me through it.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 11:02pm.

Should lose the guitar, too!
Hi, Miso!

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 11:02pm.
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Whutchu mean Sheepie???????

Two Drink Min's picture

Bs - Aphid...xoxo

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Aphid, as someone who has met you in person, I have to say:
You ARE hot. You are a very attractive woman, with an aura of good energy around you, that makes you even more beautiful. You are fucking fabulous. Don't doubt that for a second.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
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I love all you HWAT ass D-bitches! *MUAH*

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on May 22, 2008 - 11:57am.

No such thing a s good J-drugs lol, that`s why I have peeps send me stuff from the USA.

They don`t even have Benedryl here...suuuuckkks!

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Jeez that does suck. I knew a girl who went there for a year to teach English and she said the same thing, in fact I ended up sending her some Vicodin once.

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Submitted by Aphid on May 21, 2008 - 11:01pm.
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Stop with all the "lights"bullshit.
You are hot.
You know it.
Live it.
Sexxxxay bitch!♥

Jeez, a bunch of cool peeps here... *blinking*

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Submitted by Aphid on May 22, 2008 - 11:59am.

Aphid the only thing wrong with your pic is lose the dress ,keep the guitar ; )

Caliente!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Two Drink Min's picture

Miso - you are so pretty. Do I know you from somewhere? It's bugging me you look so familiar.

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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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Shut the Fuck Up!!!!!
I thought the Japanese bois had all the good "E".

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Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Aphid on May 21, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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Oh, Up Yours♥
No love to me,Aphid,my Lovely...
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*giggles*
*SLURP SLURP*

Aphid's picture

Sensi, yeah that's me, but makeup and lighting sure do the trick more than anything. But thank you! I don't hold a candle to you OR Two Drink....you guys are HWAT!

So, what did happen to LoveA (I don't want to say the whole name, it gives it more power, plus I've seen Beetlejuice one too many times)?

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Submitted by Triscuit on May 22, 2008 - 11:57am.

No such thing a s good J-drugs lol, that`s why I have peeps send me stuff from the USA.

They don`t even have Benedryl here...suuuuckkks!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Triscuit's picture

Submitted by Aphid on May 21, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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Oh, Up Yours♥
No love to me,Aphid,my Lovely...

miso-horny's picture

Submitted by Sensimina on May 22, 2008 - 11:56am.

Hellz yeah that`s her, she gorgeous!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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I miss you,Mami!!!
Get some cool Japanese drugs for us♥

Two Drink Min's picture

Aphid - no way. You are a classy gal. I love your pics.

Sensimina's picture

lol aphid, if that's you in your av you ARE hot! not even comparible to a "certain troll"..

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Aphid's picture

Two Drink! And Miso! *smooches*
I've missed you too, I never get on here during the day anymore or most nights 'cause work's been kicking my butt. Hope you're both doing great. Ooh I've never been someone's girl-crush (that I know of)....I'm flattered *licks Miso's face through the monitor*

miso-horny's picture

Tricuit , long time no see sweet thang..I'm still in J-land, lol

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

letinstar's picture

damn...if these lesbians can't keep their tongues out of other people's vagines, then i guess no one can...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

Two Drink Min's picture

Told u all, Dlisters are hot sluts. Where is Uwish when you need her???? *checking the potty*

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Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 10:52pm.
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Hey Sweety~pie~face~head!
How's ya dooin?

Aphid's picture

Actually I'll admit, I'm not that hot. I don't even care if a certain troll bags on me, I'm not gonna argue about it.

Two Drink Min's picture

Aphid, love the av, missed ya!

miso-horny's picture

Ok Aphid is my girl crush and here is a link to shrink pics to avie size

http://www.shrinkpictures.com/create-avatar/

My good deed of the day

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Casperyong's picture

they are hot members of ### I n t e r r a c i a l Loving.com ~~~~~with their special photos ,where handsome,WHITE and BLACK men can find pretty and sexual women

Aphid's picture

Triscuit, download some pics, I'll help you with an avie!

No Words, you're too kind....I WISH I were the original Hot Slut.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 21, 2008 - 10:49pm.
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SSShhhh....don't tell everyone how you all "know about me".
Shit.
Keep some shit a secret.

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This is BULLSHIT.
Thy do not live together anymore- for a while now, so I'm inclined to the think the rest is crap too.

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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"

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Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 10:45pm.

We've all seen what a Triscuit looks like, quite a tasty snack!

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***Submitted by Madame Dufarge on May 21, 2008 - 9:37pm.***

It's easy if you have a pic already uploaded to your puter. Go to Photobucket.com and create an account. Upload the pic, then go to 'edit', then 'resize'.

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Go home and get your fucking shine box.

No Words's picture

You know, I happen to love seeing what you all look like...all beautiful. (-:

Aphid...the original Hot Slut!

Triscuit's picture

**pouts and stomps foot**
I wanna show myself.
I can't.
No pics online.Boo.
We have a digital camera,though.

HELP!!!!♥

Casperyong's picture

I am just a bit curious..................the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the white and black persons site http://www. i n t e r r ac i a l l o v i n g . c o m last week and she was chatting and discuss with her fans and .....wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!