Monogamy Is Dead
If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."
Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.
There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
Thanks Christine
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I can't help it Slutts. I am a bitter, angry and jealous person.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Because of your satellite spying--thanks BTW--my gardener is currently on a cheap bus back to Aguacalientes.
Mr. President:
Sheep's gardner does not pose a security threat..
you can let him out of the interogation room::
Mr. President? Who gave Dick his riffle back?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Hello Mr. President: I bet my avie reminds you of one of your movies....."Million Dollar Baby".
"Team Slut"
Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Sorry, even Crocodile Dundee won't go into that bush.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Slutts, wth is goin going on down there? Need a bic or something?
From the makers of Chia Pet comes ``SLutts Bush Chia!``
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
OMG, Slutty's nekked!
What a gift that keeps on giving (me heaves!)
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 11:48pm.
James Haven gave Bill a MaryKay makeover. He is very tall, very uptight and has sensitive skin. He fell asleep during the makeover and kept yelling out "Geraldo, Geraldo, kiss me"
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 21, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Slutts' pussy has gone feral.
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As in Will feral?
"Team Slut"
Mis - lol can't I make my own topiary?
TV you may need to do an animal rescue on SLutts pussy...
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Slutts, is that Shitneys new weave you're growing?
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Hey PSL, now don't you be getting all jealous on me; you got to work with what you have and stop trying to get one like mine.
"Team Slut"
Slutts' pussy has gone feral.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Well guys, I'm off to bed. My fiance says I am cheating on him with DL. Oh well, sluts will be sluts! xxx
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 21, 2008 - 11:40pm.
No! James Haven would have never thought of that! James Haven took his favorite gal (at the time) to a Smashing Pumpkins concert for her birthday, but it was really for James Haven. James Haven swears Billy's eyes were on him when he sang "Disarm".
Any guy that says he doesn't have a man crush is a big fat liar!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Slutts you can get a topiary done on that thang...shaped like a deer or...sheep?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
WoW!!!! I just saw their profiles on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos ,It seems called " "millionaireloves. c om" ,seems that they are hot member there, but just curious , what kind of ralationship are they looking for ?
Stanley Tucci is HAWT. Loved him in TDWP. Bill O Reilly is kinda of HAWT...if he called me up for a bath and waited to scrub me with a loofah I wouldn't sue him.
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Slutts::
Still trying to recover from two nights ago..
have an avi for you dahlin..at my expense...
You don't a stylist. How are you feeling?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Ok...if I can marry anyone and give him children it would be Seth Macfarlane, creator of ``Family Guy`` I would soooo wreck him...
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Hey Slutts, I always knew you were a hot piece. You wouldn't happen to be related to Vanessa Hudgens by any chance? That bush looks awfully familiar.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Oh wow...you guys are killing me with the Slutts comments......
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 11:43pm.
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Hmmm, let's see who do I know that now has a gardner? *Glances at Sheeps*
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 8:44pm.
It's called a "tattoo." All the young kids have them now.
Guys, I have a huge crush on Stanley Tucci. I'm over this one, but years ago, i had one on Bill O'Reilly!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Jebus, Slutts, who fired the gardener?
hahahaha.
Hey Sheeps, nice thong! I just thought of you more as a boxer type.
"Team Slut"
Jebus, Slutts, who fired the gardener?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
What dear???? Oh that, well unlike SkyBitch, I don't shave mine.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 8:39pm.
That is so not you! You are nowhere near that hot.
Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 11:14pm.
C'Mon,my sexy Bitches...just LAUGH
plus:: Slutts promised to bring the good stuff
tomorrow night...
Just make sure there is not red paint around..
LOL. Fast and loose with that stuff.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Slutts , please tell me that`s a bikini bottom and not...oh God..
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
James Haven, I have a Billy Corgan story. He called me! I gave him my number in a gift basket I gave him and he called me. There was ridiculous shit from the dollar store in the gift basket, but he called me to thank me! I almost died. I think he might have wanted to do me, that's what my male friend who took the picture of us together said, but nothing ever happened! I almost died. That's my big "celebrity" story, I'm sure James Haven has many more, like the time Winona stole his pocket watch!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
And the inimitable James Haven is here. Awww. Makes me smile. He even switched up his avie!
Sensi - you brought me back... 1995..17 graduating such a crush on a guy that looked like him (Corgan, that is).
Hey Miso: What's up girl and yes...that's me in my avie.
"Team Slut"
Ricki Lake- maybe that's what you think but as for me, I meant what I said. Lighten up a little.
And Triscuit- that's funny @ your friend but more scary- like..what if he was testing the dosage? that shit can get out of hand, quickly. Goes to show a mild mannered run of the mill seeming guy can be doing some serious shit behind closed doors at home. Scary. What if he turned into the next Scott Peterson! Agh. I'm being dramatic but still.. I hope she is far away from him now.
LOL at SkyB's ass avie. Nice work! The front is as good as the back. Booyah!
Wait a minute, we're showing our pussies on myspace now? As you were bitches! Oh and happy hump day. mwah! ♥
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 21, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Ahh Billy. James Haven's man crush. Men can have them you know.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
OMG, my avie changed! I tried to change it like an hour ago then quit trying, and now it changes?
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Mrs. K?
Is your avi saluting Mr. President too?
::grins and adminration
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Submitted by Casperyong on May 22, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Oh the things I would do to you , you piece of shit...I would stomp you testicles with my stilettos, then stick a pineapple up your ass. And that`s just a warm up.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Sky,
Thanks for the link but it bars you if you don't have a MS account, which I don't.
I can live gloriously in my imagination, many, many cats and nothing else.
(should I mention I have two cats?? and a dog)
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Miso - we all have our "little secrets".
Mine is Greasy Bear. Shut up.
My "little secret" is Billy Corgan. It's shameful, but I'd hit it hard! He is looking kind of haggard these days, esp. during the residency shows I went to last summer. There is a great close up of his crows feet on my MySpace from a hideous pic of us.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 22, 2008 - 12:31pm.
It gets worse...I like sumo wrestlers and I had a childhood crush on Gilligan...(really hangs head in shame)
I like big butts ..and I cannot lie.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 11:31pm.
You're right miso. James Haven couldn't think quick enough. It's tough concentrating when you have Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog fighting over the David's in the background.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 21, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 21, 2008 - 11:25pm.
BTW: All the avies tonight are great I think all of you are hot sluts.
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Thanks Manny. A guy needs to hear that every once in a while.
LOL James
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