Monogamy Is Dead
If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."
Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.
There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
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Hey, completely OT not that we were on one...
but did anyone see Lars and the Real Girl yet?
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Because of your satellite spying--thanks BTW--my gardener is currently on a cheap bus back to Aguacalientes.
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You know Sheeps, I feel that if you're going to stalk someone, do it right. Don't be an amateur and try to Google info, buy a monthly membership into a spy satellite GPS system and watch that person's every move. Btw, peeing in the shower is disgusting and you need to stop.
"Team Slut"
Slutts - we all do now, minus the bush...we all do
*girly giggle*
G'night all.
hullo whores
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
dv8: Sorry I'm late! Now bend over!
*THWWWWWACK!*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
PSL, if you're still around, did you get my message? Was I correct?
Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 12:07am.
Awwwwwwwwww *blushing* Thank you James. I would only be lovelier because James Haven was working on me.
How exciting would that be if You got your own make up line. That would be awesome. The to watch you HSN...would be beyond awesome. Yes!!! I hope you get your line because that would kick ass. I would be your first caller.
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Thanks Two-Drink! Long time no see!
Sky, you sex-ay mama, yep! (Well, unless it's after midnight there...it is, right?) LOVE the avie(s) face AND BUM! Yum yum! ;)
Good night Miso....you hottie!
"Team Slut"
Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 12:09am.
Slutts, you look so much better now.
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Well thanks, I feel better, I was getting cold.
"Team Slut"
Happy Bday dv8
oh crap I meant "too" UGH
dv8: It's your birfday? HAPPY B'DAY!!!!
*MUAH*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Mani!!! Thanks hun! You can give me my birthday spanking now...
(oops, must behave -- it's past midnight now) *pout*
Okay, I'm back to my normal self. Everyone can stop dry heaving.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 22, 2008 - 12:07am.
Slutts, you look so much better now.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Oh I am not leaving yet. Mind you I work 6-6 but I drank to much Stella I am Polish, Irish and German so I am sure you all get it....
EEG: I am a pwetty pwetty pwincess, it's true. Shall I overnight the industrial chainsaw to you or to Loves Carrottop(alina)? Y'know, for Rumer's chin...
Hi DV8, Haven't seen you in a while, Happy B day.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 22, 2008 - 12:03am.
Wow. I wonder what happen to me if I had a Mary Kay makeover??? James have you ever had your own product???
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You would be even more lovelier!
It's funny you mention that LOVE! James Haven has been in talks to create his own line of beauty products for women! If all goes well he will have a spot on one of those Home shopping shows!
Then you bitches can call in and speak to James Haven!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
No silly, my baby mask...I had to wash the nicotine stains out.
"Team Slut"
Slutts, I'm pretty sure your avie & Dubya are the ONLY times Jodie has never wanted any more bush.
PSL - lol that's what makes us the uh cusp of the crop
dv8.
That's really you?? wow so beautiful,i thought i might find you at intermingle.com, i am such a jelly h8ter!
Happy birthday slut.
***Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Hello mittenfreak, how are you this evening. Now excuse me, I heard my dryer's timer go off, I'm going to throw on some clothes.
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Scuba suit?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Miso? Jealous? We do have tribe of Indians in there. They converse on a regular basis.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 22, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Your right *wipes tears*, I am jealous of that bush, do you know what its like to have to wear a merkin?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
TwoDrink: Nite, pretty lady :)
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by James Haven on May 21, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Wow. I wonder what happen to me if I had a Mary Kay makeover??? James have you ever had your own product???
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Slutts, wth is goin going on down there? Need a bic or something?
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Well, I was hoping that someone had a machete or a weedeater handy.
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I don't know about weedeaters, but there are plenty of weed smokers around.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Hello mittenfreak, how are you this evening. Now excuse me, I heard my dryer's timer go off, I'm going to throw on some clothes.
"Team Slut"
Night, to everyone checking out.
Slutts, I am not sure a machete can handle it.
Thanks Slutty! How'd ya know I was in the mood for a super-size taco? ;)
Nite Miso!! Oyasuminasai.
Slutts, can you throw a robe on or something?
Hi Jamesy-poo! Thanks for the comment today! :)
(BTW, this IS a pic of me...d'ya like my new frock?)
Skye:
Mr. president promised me he wouldnm't hurt him.
Then again:: he didn't notice the shrooms
we put in his wiskey. ::
Ok.. who put Dick Chaney in the sailor suit?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Happy Berfday Dv8
Miso, you're jealous because you would like to hide a tribe of Indians in yours.
Sky, the Department of Forestry and Recreation did see me, that's why there's a new report of a Big Foot sighting.
"Team Slut"
I`m outta here, past my lunchtime in my neck of the woods, night all and for the day crew who says we`re off topic..fuck you...that is all..
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Hello Mr. President: I bet my avie reminds you of one of your movies....."Million Dollar Baby".
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That's about what it's going to cost if we pay the gardener by the hour.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 11:54pm.
I can't help it Slutts. I am a bitter, angry and jealous person
Not that it's a bad thing.LOL
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 11:51pm.
8! MUAH!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 11:55pm.
We may need Napalm.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Who knows LOVE? One thing James Haven has learned is that a MaryKay makeover, is hypnotic. It brings strange things out in people. This. is. one of them.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Slutts, wth is goin going on down there? Need a bic or something?
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Well, I was hoping that someone had a machete or a weedeater handy.
"Team Slut"
Submitted by James Haven on May 21, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Geraldo??? As in Rivera??? Ewwwwwwww!!!!!! Why would Bill what that mustache on his lips.
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In SLutts bush lives a tribe of Indians that have never seen a white man..oooohhh
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Nite Sens :)
Slutts, don't let the Department of Forestry and Recreation see that avy of yours. You'd at least get a ticket.
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