Monogamy Is Dead
If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.
Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.
A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."
Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.
There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!
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Stella is the best beer out there to Yeungling. As a Philly native living in Boston, hard transition. You cannot get it up here. So Stella's my bitch.
Slutty: I'm SOOOO dead for that one BTW!
Sheeps: you do a block of wood impression?
OK, really going now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 9:46pm.
I've been dreaming about a giant clambake for the last hour.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 9:39pm.
piss and vinegar??? Am I that old? Shit, I am only 30.
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I feel that way every time I say "Oy"....lol
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 22, 2008 - 12:38am.
I am so sorry to hear that. I hope they find out what it is. Thank goodness it was nothing with your brain. I assume you've had an eye exam already...so maybe they'll be getting closer to finding out what the problem is. I am praying for you.
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thanks, doll.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Dv8/Sheeps: My avie wasn't moving because of that horrendous odor, it made me stop in my tracks ....gawd what is that...it smells like... unclean lederhosen. Who is stinkin' up this thread with unclean lederhosen?
"Team Slut"
Two-Drink, I thought two was the MINIMUM... ;)
IKWYM though, I should scoot too (one last pressie to unwrap!)
Goodnight all, & thanks! ❤❤❤
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 21, 2008 - 9:46pm.
So you're doing ok?? Xanax is your friend. You'd think they'd give you a painkiller or something?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 22, 2008 - 12:38am.
I am so sorry to hear that. I hope they find out what it is. Thank goodness it was nothing with your brain. I assume you've had an eye exam already...so maybe they'll be getting closer to finding out what the problem is. I am praying for you.
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Stelllaaaaa. (Thank you. One of my few impressions. Ask me about my Keanu Reeves.)
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Slutty, your avie's not moving when it smokes any more...how come?
You're comatose?
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maybe the baby's trying to quit and is enjoying one last ciggy...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
well, it's one more stella or hit the hay...decisions...
OK, LA, I will. :)
Submitted by James Haven on May 22, 2008 - 12:33am.
I like that name James. Love Haven Make up. :-)
Good night Jamesy.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 22, 2008 - 12:42am.
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Am not! Just "speshul"
LA everyone wondered.
piss and vinegar??? Am I that old? Shit, I am only 30.
Nite James! Don't be a stranger! *MUAH*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 10:35pm.
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can't look at bright lights anymore. swollen nerves in both eyes I had to stop driving
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Slutty, your avie's not moving when it smokes any more...how come?
And good night, President Eastwood!
OK Prez - Night. Remember the lesbian doors only open of u r cute.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Frito- I take Diazpan or some shit. Form of, same family. I started taking it when I got divorced. Then again when my guy left for Africa.
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i hear thats good shit
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 22, 2008 - 12:25am.
Thank you, Frito.
They have you taking a lot of tests...if I can ask why are they having you take so many tests??? Whatever the reason I include you in my prayers at night.
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G'nite James Haven! Have fun in France with your fam! Pull Brad's dumb hat off for me!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 22, 2008 - 12:32am.
Oh, gosh. Can we please not be piss and vinegar tonight????
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"Team Slut"
Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Still here, PSL, celebrating-ish...
HeartAngelina is LOVE? Wow, I'm slow on the uptake. *waves HI!! to Love*
Frito, I'm not sure what you had tests for, but I too am glad that they came back clear! Good wishes your way hun!
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thanx
the mri came back clear they think it might be a spinal thing
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Frito- I take Diazpan or some shit. Form of, same family. I started taking it when I got divorced. Then again when my guy left for Africa.
Speaking of Lesbian Bed Death (on topic - HA!) I will bid everyone good night and sweet dreams.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
piss & vinegar?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Still here, PSL, celebrating-ish...
HeartAngelina is LOVE? Wow, I'm slow on the uptake. *waves HI!! to Love*
Frito, I'm not sure what you had tests for, but I too am glad that they came back clear! Good wishes your way hun!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 22, 2008 - 12:29am.
How about: Love, Haven (?)
Nite....Smooches!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Oh, gosh. Can we please not be piss and vinegar tonight????
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Hello Frito and Heart Angelina.
edited because Frito just 'splained the doctor visit.
"Team Slut"
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hi sluttz
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Well James Haven has to get packin' if he's going to make it to France for his beloved Shiloh's birthday.
If only Snoop Dog would stop arguing with Dre over Archie losing, (Snoop said Archuletta touched his soul) (Who knew he had one?), well, if they would stop the nonsense, then Dre can make the calls needed to get James Haven's passport updated!
Nite cream puffs!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Well, Frito, bless you. I can only take mine in emergencies...you know when HAVEN skips my Mary Kay order. Yes, it was messed up.
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hehehehe
does this stuff keep u out all night? I took 2 of them and I can barely walk. My mother was the one who took me to the hospital and she gave me the second one right after so I would sleep and not move but I woke up an hour ago and I can barely walk
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
James - I am not filling out the order card again!
Hello Frito and Heart Angelina.
edited because Frito just 'splained the doctor visit.
"Team Slut"
LOL. That would be funny...but I would call in as LOVE not HEART...I am glad you still call me LOVE too.
Anyway I would be tickled pink if you had a make up line. What would you call it??? May I suggest...HAVEN. LOL. There could be a great marketing thing with that. Like "The safest Haven for me is Haven no shine makeup." LOL...I suck at marketing but you get where I am going.
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It was about human compassion, it's deep.
It's about a guy who has a "Living Doll". And, he is convinced she is real.
Yes Dv8, you were correct. I just got your message a few minutes ago....
Happy Birthday! It's only 9:35 here! Come celebrate with your Left Coast friends!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Well, Frito, bless you. I can only take mine in emergencies...you know when HAVEN skips my Mary Kay order. Yes, it was messed up.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 22, 2008 - 12:23am.
Oh Yeah HAVEN don't even mention the nail polish you owe me. See you avoiding that like the plague.
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What's your color, doll?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 10:21pm.
Hello Frito, Its me LA. Before I was...you know...I saw that your scan came back fine. I couldn't be happier about that. How are you doing???
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glad to have u back LA. i had to have a spinal tap today and the neurologist drugged me up pretty good. I got a new doctor and I told her that stuff like this freaks me out
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
@ two drink..is Lars any good? Have headache
and need to laugh
on my way out 'ladies'....
behave slutts:: I see that paintbrush::ducking
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 22, 2008 - 12:18am.
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Sorry about that, I figured with everyone flashing their hotness, it was the right time to break out Bertha. Everyone will thank me in the morning when you're a couple of pounds lighter.
"Team Slut"
Oh Yeah HAVEN don't even mention the nail polish you owe me. See you avoiding that like the plague.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Hey, completely OT not that we were on one...
but did anyone see Lars and the Real Girl yet?
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my sis and our childhood friend bought that movie and they said it was fucked up. sorry if there are any typos I'm loaded up on xanax tonight
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Hello Frito, Its me LA. Before I was...you know...I saw that your scan came back fine. I couldn't be happier about that. How are you doing???
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Thanks LOVE!
Could you imagine when the calls start coming in?
"James Haven you have Team Valtrex on line 1, Heart Angelina line 2, Sluttsville on 3 and Sheeps on 4, wait, there is a Skybitch trying to get through......"
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
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