Tori Spelling Ruins Everything
Do you like a little fug with your ice cream? If the answer is yes, then you should have dragged your lazy ass to Baskin Robbins in Los Angeles today. Tori Spelling was scooping out ice cream to expectant mothers for National Pregnant Fug Day. No, it was for "Wednesday is Bump Day." Still gross.
At least Tori Spelling is learning a new skill. That way when people finally stop hiring her ass and the money dries up, she has a second career to fall back on.
Not only is Tori Spelling ruining ice cream today, but she's also ruining the 90210 spin-off. Not that it needs help in that department. Kristin's E! is reporting that Tori was written into the pilot after she begged producers to guest star. Tori will be back as Donna Martin, but will only utter a few lines.
Ian Ziering is also interested in guest starring in the pilot and it's close to happening. The producers are really missing the point here. Why bother with all those cows when you only need one bitch to make this show complete. Three words: Brenda Michelle Walsh. BMW! I don't think her middle name was Michelle, but it sounds right to me.
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She looks like Jabba the Hut...she probably ate of gallon of ice cream during her breaks, where's that videotape?!!
Your face!
Submitted by Hekki on May 21, 2008 - 8:44pm.
I'm not saying pregnant women shouldn't eat ice cream, but I find it REPUGNANT that Baskin-Robbins is trying to use that angle to sell their shitty-ass chemical ice cream.
Fuck.
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Ha! This made me laugh. I have to say, though, I have tried the Cappuccino Blasts but I gave them up for a frozen latte thing my local Tastee Freeze makes.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Damn she is - to put nicely - an unattractive woman. All she had on her side back in the day was her youth, and even then she was still a little fug.
I can only look at her photos for 20 seconds max before it becomes painful.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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All these cows spawning babies--I don't get it. There's nothing glamorous about all the brood mares peopling the covers of the tabloids. I don't care that their sperms and eggs had chance meetings and produced more fodder for the paps. Or that they adopted more kids. We have become a nation of infant-worshippers. What's happened to scandal? Xtina's baby, JLo's babies, Brangelina's babies, Torie's babies, TomKat's baby, now maybe Mimi's will be coming along to join the crew. Babies are the new fashion accessory.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on May 22, 2008 - 5:09am.
All I see when I look at her is a trashy homewrecker. I hope someday her hubby does the same thing to her that he did to his first wife.
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And he will. Once a cheater, always a cheater. That himbo won't change his spots. AND he'll probably try to get alimony out of her.
I wonder if she has the baby on board signs on her car windows, too.
UGH
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All I see when I look at her is a trashy homewrecker. I hope someday her hubby does the same thing to her that he did to his first wife.
I know I shouldn't think this but with all that money - couldn't her parents have got her like... a lot of plastic surgery on her face or something?
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*SuperGenius*
Oh Hell to the naw! She looks 50!
Heavens! Tori looks like her father in drag.
*shudder*
I don't see that preggo breeder glow, either.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
Cause we are gorg.That's why we are annoyed.
oink...i fail to see the pregnancy glow here...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Why are all of y'all so pretty in real life? You're blowing the haters' theory that we're all a bunch of fat ugly jealous housewives.
Actually, I thought that was Candy Spelling with a cushion stuffed up in dere.
ISMU: You're preggo? Really? Congrats if they
are in order. Awwww...
I'm not saying pregnant women shouldn't eat ice cream, but I find it REPUGNANT that Baskin-Robbins is trying to use that angle to sell their shitty-ass chemical ice cream.
Fuck.
James Haven had a pug named 'Mookie' that looked just like Tori. Everyday Mookie would chase himself into circles and then pass out from dizziness. James Haven wonders if Tori does the same thing?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Happy to see her ,I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves.c om"".what is she looking for there?
She reminds me of ugly kids who were angry cause they were ugly
Tigerlilly, love it. Only Brenda won't kick Hohan's ass. It'll be some Paris Hilton look-alike who's trying to ruin her relationship with some douche bag.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
She kind of looks like Aaron Spelling with a wig in that pic. poor gal.
The puffiness has moved her from horse face to cow face. My apologies to the bovines.
What the hell does she have in there? A calf? Its friggin ridiculous huge.
I heard on the radio she is only on 2 shows and if they like her they will keep her on.
Can she be used as a speed bump? Pretty please?
She is getting uglier (if that is possible) with age.
And so what, she's pregnant. These stupid Hollywood skanks think that they are the only ones that have ever been pregnant.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I'm not a big fan of Tori Tori Tori - but she is who she is - and she's just trying to do her thing. But I doubt she had to beg to be in the new series. The original series must still be owned by her father's estate, or whoever inherited the rights to his shows - so she or someone she is related to owns some of the property. Does that mean she can do whatever she wants with the show? No, but she likely had a better bargaining position than the average starlet aka neo hollywood 'hos.
DONNA MARTIN MENOPAUSATES! Dumb hag...
No, I want to see the old ho's on this shit before it inevitably gets canceled, but I wanna see all the CRAYZEE hos. Like that bitch who dated Brandon and terrorized him...Yeah. Oh, and of course Brenda, played by Shannon Doughfacety, playing crazy ass Shannon as Brenda Walsh (which culminates in a no holds barred bitch fight between Brenda and guest star Lindsay Lohan). Ok, I want to see Horse mouth Hillary Swank reprise her role as Steve Sander's bitch, and to laugh bitterly at his penis size, sexual performance, and over all douchiness, only to go back to her film career...Oh, and I want Kelly Taylor's mom to appear as a coked up 60 year old used up cougar on the prowl...who bags a drunken DYLAN...ooh, and there's an unexpected SEX TAPE...Who dunnit? Cliff hanger....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dawnie your right. It would take more desperate teststerone for any man to fuck her, twice, without a paper bag ...including the 2 str guys on dlisted.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - you're here so you're a hottie.
For an old hag I am very HWAT!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
What about bumps on your chest?? I have those, so can i have some ice cream??
I've been a lurker slutt for a long while now & Lovescarrottopalina & M.E., if that is you in your avie's, you 2 are sexy beeshes!!
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Naaaa....Tori's just been sampling the wares...and then she hid a gallon of "truffles in paradise" up her dress.
Straight men of Dlisted:
Both of you. Think about it. Dean had to fuck her. Could YOU do it?
Yipes.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Horf. I hate the term bump. Like "canoodling", I thought it was just a tabloid word. But Baskin-Robbins made up a logo with it and ever-thang?
Tori's pregnant again? Damn how many is she going to have?
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Thank you for pot smoking.
She is more fug than I fugging thought.
Oh Tori...your so the M.I.L. to F-ing kick upside your wonky head!!!
BRING BRENDA BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ISMU: I would love to trade places with you. We weren't able to have another one!
@Joey: The hell you say! Belks? What is Phipps coming to? Well, at least there is still Carter-Barnes. There is some comfort!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
She's very close to Edna Turnblad time.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
yet another big hollyslut chin...what gives?
DDD! Alas and Alack..Woe upon woe...Lord and Taylors went under and (Get ready to hurl) Belk's took over......I still frequent Carter Barnes, but NO ONE will enter Belk's, it just isn't done....I have to find some hooker lucite heels too! Maybe I can borrow some Buckhead Betty's soccer kids and a stroller so I look like Fertile Myrtle???
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Yup, it's me bum!
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HAHAHAHAHA oh thank God. I couldn't figure out the picture and thought it was a huge overhanging gunt, and knew that couldn't be right because obviously you're here so you're a hottie.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Brenda coming back is the only way I would watch this mess of a show.
So if Kelly and Donna are back, then what about Dylan and David?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 21, 2008 - 6:42pm.
LCT- One of my really good friends is SWOONING over my belly and I want to smack her every time. Like I've said before, I actually don't enjoy being pregnant very much. It's the means to an end for me and truthfully, each time I haven't been able to WAIT until it ended. I like the gift at the end, but fuck if I'll expect anybody to treat me like I'm the first and last bitch to ever shoot out crotchfruit.
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Hahahahahah shoot out crotchfruit. If that's not sexytimes I don't know what is. I've got to go home but I'll be back.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT- One of my really good friends is SWOONING over my belly and I want to smack her every time. Like I've said before, I actually don't enjoy being pregnant very much. It's the means to an end for me and truthfully, each time I haven't been able to WAIT until it ended. I like the gift at the end, but fuck if I'll expect anybody to treat me like I'm the first and last bitch to ever shoot out crotchfruit.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Yup, it's me bum!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
@Joey:
Oh hells to the YEAH!
You need to strut your bump at Phipps! Put your swollen ankles up in Lord and Taylor and ask to be fitted for nursing bras!
Don't forget to shave sugar plum!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
God she is SOOOOOOOOO unfortunate. Damn.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Mrs K. WTF is that in your avvie? A nasty ass bruise?
Looks like the one I've got! LMAO!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 21, 2008 - 6:36pm.
LCT- You've got yourself a faintly lesbo deal. ;)
I totally get what you mean about Hollywood and pregnancies. These women seem like they're pregnant for goddamned EVER because they can't get enough of the attention a big belly and chunky face gets them. Nothing brings out a narcissist's inner narcissist like having a baby batter cake rising in their damn oven.
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K, but don't go all lumberjack on me. Let's be hot faint lesbos.
My stepsister is justlike that. Sometimes I think she gets pregnant just for the attention, seriously. Sure, I love her (sometimes) but she wants the world to revolve around her when she's knocked up/has kids and it's resorted into me hating pregnancy and all that comes with it because I've seen the worst side of it.
You on the other hand might change that you sexy bitch.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.