Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Sharon Stone Has Done It Again!
How dare Sharon Stone! She has the audacity to drag another poor, haggard animal on to the red carpet with her just so she can look better. She's so proud of herself too. The woman never misses an opportunity to wear animal. Oh wait, that's not roadkill? It's Madonna?
As much as it pains me to say this, Madonna doesn't look that awful. Ouch. Yes, that was painful to type. If you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an Olsen. The dress would probably look better on a Liza Minnelli female impersonator, but Madge pulls it off.
Sharon Stone however, is the lesbian cougar of my dreams!
Below is Madge, Shar and Guy Ritchie at the Cannes premiere of "I Am Because We Are." Say what?
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I'll ask again. Lizardo, who is that honey of a darling in your avi?
Why is Madonna making that retarded face? It really is retarded and she doesn't look good. She and Sharon will have to one day reveal who their plastic surgeons are. I would like to know. Sharon's did a more natural job on her, but either will do! LOL!
See I think Madonna is actually looking better lately.. She was looking like a hag from 2000-2007'ish. 2008 is looking a little better for her.
And why do I think Guy Ritchie is super fucking hot?
Sharon Stone is a bitch on wheels. I will never forget Kathy Griffin's little story about Sharon Stone........ funny stuff.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Maybe she thinks they match her dress, thus are now an accessory. Her old-age dementia is setting in. She stills thinks anything she does causes a trend.
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*running off to cancel appointment to have my roots touched up*
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
I just want to pull on Sharon's saggy wrinkled turkey neck!
What would happen?
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Are the roots some kind of fashion statement?
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Maybe she thinks they match her dress, thus are now an accessory. Her old-age dementia is setting in. She stills thinks anything she does causes a trend.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Someone call PETA! Those two old beavers have been beaten to a pulp!
Those two clams have been split open more often then Popeye has split Olive Oyl!
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Beinge baby if you dont get the fuck out of here im going to skin your fucking myspace cats!
You better watch your pussies!
*Bloop*
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 1:11pm.
I love her 'Here, have a nice juicy look at my old haggard roots' pose.
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Are the roots some kind of fashion statement?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Zig, what a great avi. Get out, Stan!
I don't care how fucking good Sharon Stone looks on the outside that bitch is so ugly in the fucking inside. I wouldn't be suprise if Mommy Dearest gets stabbed in the middle of the night by one her adopted kids she has thrown around somewhere in her house. Those kids were probly better off in foster care!! I fucking hate her!!!
She needs to stay home once in a while and take care of her kids instead of trying to fit with young Hollywood.
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Madge looks way better making that face than she does in real life.
I love her 'Here, have a nice juicy look at my old haggard roots' pose.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
EEG:
I "half" got it!
lol
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- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
PSL,
Troll. I thought you lot would get it!
Oh Guy,
You poor little rent boy. How do you keep any food down looking at that face day after day...
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Madonna looks fantastic, as does Stone.
I don't like the dress, but I can't remember Madonna EVER looking better than she does here.
Madonna's dress is making her ass and hips look all kinds of frump
Ah, nothing like the sight of two Botoxed bleached hags past their prime.
But I guess after her surgery, Kablah water, facial paralysis and endless pilates, Mad Madge has found out how to look young and fresh -- stand next to Stone.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Is that for Sharon and Madonna, or our trolls?
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
AWWWW Madonna and Sharons asses are so old and slutty their thongs have bifocals!!!!!!!
rim shot and *bloop*
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they all look ok.
hair looks a bit dry and frizzy, tho.
Sharon always said she wanted to kiss M.
Looks like she's making her move finally.
M looks owned in these pix.
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madonna's new pseudo olsen twin look is freaking me out.
Which one is Mary Kate and which one is Ashley again?
I always get them mixed up.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Sharon Stone sold her soul to the Devil.
She looks too good.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on May 21, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I don't know how these hags managed to look somewhat human.
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perfect comment!
but that necklace! *faints*
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I was always compared to Madonna's better looking young sister. My ancestors are better than her ancestors.
What happened to Madonna? Is she holding up a queef? WTF?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I don't know how these hags managed to look somewhat human.
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