Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Sharon Stone Has Done It Again!
How dare Sharon Stone! She has the audacity to drag another poor, haggard animal on to the red carpet with her just so she can look better. She's so proud of herself too. The woman never misses an opportunity to wear animal. Oh wait, that's not roadkill? It's Madonna?
As much as it pains me to say this, Madonna doesn't look that awful. Ouch. Yes, that was painful to type. If you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an Olsen. The dress would probably look better on a Liza Minnelli female impersonator, but Madge pulls it off.
Sharon Stone however, is the lesbian cougar of my dreams!
Below is Madge, Shar and Guy Ritchie at the Cannes premiere of "I Am Because We Are." Say what?
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Paris, stop being obsessed w/my fellow countrywomen, you annoying French-Canadian loving honey!
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And what superior nationality would you be?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Youri on May 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I love that some people on this site are stupid enough to believe Madonna has dark roots...HELLLLLLLLLLO!!! Madonna is 50. Her REAL roots are grey/white. The dark roots are on purpose people.
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Perhaps they are on purpose however, HELLLLLLLLLLO!!! I am 53. I do not dye my hair. It is brown, not gray, not white.
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Paris, stop being obsessed w/my fellow countrywomen, you annoying French-Canadian loving honey!
Take note, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen; Madonna is you guys in 20 years...
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
M.E., could you be any more of a loser? Wfff
Submitted by Youri on May 21, 2008 - 5:42pm.
I love that some people on this site are stupid enough to believe Madonna has dark roots...HELLLLLLLLLLO!!! Madonna is 50. Her REAL roots are grey/white. The dark roots are on purpose people.
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I love how some trolls on here are stupid enough to think that someone like Madge would purposefully have half an inch of dark roots died into her hair.
PS. Not all 50 year olds have white hair genius.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I've always thought these two had similar features...they look like middle aged sisters.
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 5:37pm.
That made me choke on my gum! OMFG!
The puking/plunger/crying game scene!!
*dies*
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Finkle, Einhorn. Einhorn, Finkle. Finkle and Einhorn Finkle and Einhorn Finkle and Einhorn.
That's IT! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! Oh my GOD. Einhorn is a MAN!
Bllluuueeeeeggggghhh *plunge* bblluuueeeeeeghhhh *plunge plunge*
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I love that some people on this site are stupid enough to believe Madonna has dark roots...HELLLLLLLLLLO!!! Madonna is 50. Her REAL roots are grey/white. The dark roots are on purpose people.
'Tis a shame, for Sharon Stone was once a natural beauty.
they look like the witches from McBeth..McDeath..
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Sheeps - at least in Basic Instinct, it looked like a twat. This pic looks like a hairy nub.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I seriously don't understand why her twat looks like that.
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EINHORN IS A MAN!!!
That made me choke on my gum! OMFG!
The puking/plunger/crying game scene!!
*dies*
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 1:57pm.
x17 Has pics of Sharon getting off her boat in Cannes. Full on beaver shot.
I wasn't interested in seeing it in Basic Instinct either.
Hi Sheeps!
Bye Sheeps!
I'm off everyone...see you tonight!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
LovesCarrottopalina , regarding the last Harry Potter book, NO IDEA. Bleh. Left me kinda eh.
Gucci, thank GOD! Those angry bitches will stab you with a sharp Eyebrow pencil!!
Sheeps, pray harder. I am!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Where's a red-carpet landmine when you need one?
madge is so small. Must be the French-Canadien gene factor going on. Ya know, the last 400 yrs...
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I seriously don't understand why her twat looks like that.
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EINHORN IS A MAN!!!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 -
LovesCarrottopalina, it's an entertaining read. I was a tad not thrilled with it, but Mrs. Weasley is NOT to effed with in the book!
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What the shit is with the cheesy kids' names in the end? Could it have been any more ridiculous??
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Green is good:
I'm a third degree black belt i can handle 'um!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Sorry horz.
I seriously don't understand why her twat looks like that.
With all her money you would think Madonna would have her roots touched up. I guess she doesn't mind appearing in public looking like she is on her way to Walmart.
Submitted by gucci on May 21, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Green is Good:
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Lord, there's a lot Madonna-philes that will go Jihad on your ass for that comment! Hide!
LovesCarrottopalina, it's an entertaining read. I was a tad not thrilled with it, but Mrs. Weasley is NOT to effed with in the book!
That x-17 shot is GROSS!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
I bet Madonna was sitting in the car back to to hotel telling Guy "I'm so much thinner than Sharon. That bitch is a fat ass."
Britneys Cheap ---
Well, I found part of Kathy Griffin's bit on Sharon Stone that was on D-listed, but the person who posted it on youtube left out a chunk of it, so you can only see part of it. She talked about what a scary bitch Sharon Stone was..
..you can hear her in one of the parts I am about to post refer to Sharon as the "white Whitney Houston" - basically calling her a crazy bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXhmKtIHyeM
There is a lot missing before this part of it..like at least 5 minutes.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwE2i2FqWRA
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 4:57pm.
x17 Has pics of Sharon getting off her boat in Cannes. Full on beaver shot.
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Oh my God what the hell did I just look at? That sure as shit didn't look as much like beaver as it did a thick cock.
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My eyes! Damn, that's what I get for looking.
Hmm, Sharon adopted all of her children. Maybe that is a cock.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Green is Good:
way too much style to be hanging out with madonna.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I wish I could say I see hags (sea hags!) but they are looking pretty good.
Guy Richie looks completely subjugated by wifey.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 5:07pm.
I really like Sharon's hair. That Cougar has style.
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Your avie made me excited. I've been so GD bored lately I started reading the last Harry Potter book again and I'm getting into it and can't wait to get home to read more. Such a nerd.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I really like Sharon's hair. That Cougar has style.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Madonna and Sharon are SO doing it. just kidding i don't know that lolololol!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 5:04pm.
The problem w/Sharon Stone is that all of her face features are symmetrical. None of the features are outstanding. Typical Irishy looking wench.
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What is it with you and the Irish? Jesus fucking Christ.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
The problem w/Sharon Stone is that all of her face features are symmetrical. None of the features are outstanding. Typical Irishy looking wench. Love her attitude, NOT. bitch, you are not Grace Kelly!
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 4:57pm.
x17 Has pics of Sharon getting off her boat in Cannes. Full on beaver shot.
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Oh my God what the hell did I just look at? That sure as shit didn't look as much like beaver as it did a thick cock.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 21, 2008 - 1:45pm.
meh. I kinda respect the roots...it's like she's telling you she's not a real blonde and isn't pretending to be.
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She's pretending to have bigger breasts.
And no wrinkles...
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
x17 Has pics of Sharon getting off her boat in Cannes. Full on beaver shot.
Does ANYONE still wear underwear????
meh. I kinda respect the roots...it's like she's telling you she's not a real blonde and isn't pretending to be. Unlike Xtina Aquilera.
I suppose Mo is wearing a genuine diamond necklace...but it sure looks like a vintage Eisenberg. I wish I knew.
Fucking Madonna is a DOG, period. She is so fucking ugly Ewwwwwwwww.
She has all that money yet will she ever dye those fucking dark hair roots?
The Suicide Blond Squad, here are the Co-Captains.
Blech to both of them.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I wanna hear it! (like I need anymore reasons to hate her)
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Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
See I think Madonna is actually looking better lately.. She was looking like a hag from 2000-2007'ish. 2008 is looking a little better for her.
And why do I think Guy Ritchie is super fucking hot?
Sharon Stone is a bitch on wheels. I will never forget Kathy Griffin's little story about Sharon Stone........ funny stuff.
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
You got it, doll baby!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:34pm.
How about if they match my Crocs?
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That must mean you have fluorescent hair.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 1:32pm.
You can keep your roots. Just make sure they match your dress.
How about if they match my Crocs?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:26pm.
*running off to cancel appointment to have my roots touched up*
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You can keep your roots. Just make sure they match your dress.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
<"I Am Because We Are">
10 bucks says if that's the title of a movie, Oprah is somehow involved with it.
The cat in lizardo's avi needs his own show. That's all.
Dayum!! SS looks HAWT!!! Vadge - not so much :P
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!