Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Sharon Stone Has Done It Again!
How dare Sharon Stone! She has the audacity to drag another poor, haggard animal on to the red carpet with her just so she can look better. She's so proud of herself too. The woman never misses an opportunity to wear animal. Oh wait, that's not roadkill? It's Madonna?
As much as it pains me to say this, Madonna doesn't look that awful. Ouch. Yes, that was painful to type. If you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an Olsen. The dress would probably look better on a Liza Minnelli female impersonator, but Madge pulls it off.
Sharon Stone however, is the lesbian cougar of my dreams!
Below is Madge, Shar and Guy Ritchie at the Cannes premiere of "I Am Because We Are." Say what?
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LCT!!!!!!!!!!! You gorgeous fucking HOR!!!!!
LCT:
Damn ,you are gorgeous!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Hey Sky you HWAT BITCH!!!!!!
Looky, it's the real Dawnie in my avi, too!
Eat me, BeigeBaby!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 6:33pm.
LCT,
Was gonna say a bunch of us put up our pics and it doesn't say a word.
Too busy crying in a dark room would be my guess.
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*Sob sob* Mommy, will you tell me I'm pretty again? *Sob sob*
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LOVE all you HWAT bitches!!!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Jan!
I don't think I have seen you since Beat's wedding!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
LCT,
Was gonna say a bunch of us put up our pics and it doesn't say a word.
Too busy crying in a dark room would be my guess.
Mrs. K. can you pm me please.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 3:30pm.
We do a mean rumba, baby.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
I've never heard of them but as they lift and tuck every other part of human anatomy, I think it's time Madonna went and got a back lift. That is NOT the sort of back one displays in an outfit like that. Holy crap. My grandma's back would look better in that dress.
Bunny Kravitz:
You are one HWAT momma. Those German-Irish are a sex-ay bunch. Pudge must be quite a man to land you!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 6:29pm.
@LCT:
Yep. Scot-Irish, baby, so is IslandGirl. It just means we are cheap drunks.
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Damn, I thought I was one of the few left. Yes, cheap drunks is right. You'd think we'd be able to handle it eh?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
@LCT:
Yep. Scots-Irish, baby, so is IslandGirl. It just means we are cheap drunks.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Damn, whoever said DListers were hot sluts was right. ROOOWWRRR!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 3:26pm.
LCT: I'm German Irish too!
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Well, smack my ass and call me Judy, so is my Pudge!!!!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Seriously, we lose one loon and five more come out of the woodworks. Totally agree with Mike when I say it's annoying when poeple just goad on the posters here. OT: both annoying, both over-the-hill, both quite plastic. I like older people who don't feel the need to nip and tuck every inch of themselves to grasp at the straws of fast-fading youth.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 6:26pm.
LCT: I'm German Irish too!
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That'll do it! Woohoooo!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 6:25pm.
@LCT:
Well, just the other day, I was talking to my 100% Italian MIL about summer vacation, when suddenly, my Scots-Irish spidey senses began tingling (that means time for a pint) and I went into my kitchen to look for a drink. Meanwhile, my Swedish-French neighbor popped in to say hello and we got drunk together and played cribbage. My mailman is Dutch.
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You're Scots-Irish too?? HIGH FIVE. Let's go chase come leprechauns in the sheep fields.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT: I'm German Irish too!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
@LCT:
Well, just the other day, I was talking to my 100% Italian MIL about summer vacation, when suddenly, my Scots-Irish spidey senses began tingling (that means time for a pint) and I went into my kitchen to look for a drink. Meanwhile, my Swedish-French neighbor popped in to say hello and we got drunk together and played cribbage. My mailman is Dutch.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 6:21pm.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 5:18pm.
No one mention in here if they're German for any reason whatsoever.
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Here's my German ass.
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Here's my Irish head. I have a feeling someone else's is about to explode. A German and an Irish person on the same team.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 5:18pm.
No one mention in here if they're German for any reason whatsoever.
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Here's my German ass.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Mrs. K. - Yup, I was a little "happy" and giggly, hence the semi squishy face! LOL.
A couple kamikazi's will do that to me.
M.E.
Is that you, you gorgeous slut?!?!?!!
Take it down you are making me horny/jellis.
:)
You're beautiful, baby.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Hence, "MySpace", not "OurSpace".
*waits for next barrage of ethic slurs and mistaken assignment*
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No one mention in here if they're German for any reason whatsoever.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
@Mrs.K:
Word. I am a jellis h8tr. I have been steadily going gray since my early thirties.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Viva - MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 5:13pm.
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Hence, "MySpace", not "OurSpace".
*waits for next barrage of ethic slurs and mistaken assignment*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by Youri on May 21, 2008 - 3:10pm.
I'm sorry that I offended the old people on this site who still have their natural hair colour.
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You didn't offend me, yo. I just happen be one of those lucky people who goes gray late in life. Big fucking deal. It's not like I'm curin' cancer or anything.
It's your opinion that Madonna's roots are done that way purposely. Maybe you are right. T'aint no reason to call your other dlisters stupid.
T'aint right and it t'aint nice.
Play nice, ya hear?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Madonna's hair would look best if it was on fire.
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Photo courtesy of NitWitty!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Carrot, you want Irish? Go to my MySpace & you'll have a bucketload of Irish/French/Inuit. I'm still not over missing Beige, had to put him down day a/Thanksgiving. I cannot get over it. However, the feral bros are here, in a loving home
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Seriously, lay off the crack pipe lady.
And I've already got plenty of Irish, thanks. You can keep your myspace.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
M.E.,
Ha!!! I was hoping you were going to put up an avi of your gorgeous self.
Dumb ho.
Carrot, you want Irish? Go to my MySpace & you'll have a bucketload of Irish/French/Inuit. I'm still not over missing Beige, had to put him down day a/Thanksgiving. I cannot get over it. However, the feral bros are here, in a loving home
@ Who Cares
Mmmm and you know this because you know Madonna?
Fuck you.
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Yes I do. I called her to ask.
I just don't believe those roots are natural. I'm sorry that I offended the old people on this site who still have their natural hair colour.
Stocky - who knows, likely with the hatred for me an all.
Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on May 21, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Is LoveAngelina now back as Beige Baby??? It's like a damn cockroach.
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I don't think so.. the spelling is good and there's not enough passive-aggressive 'I'm the victim' whining.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
M.E. ~ Is LoveAngelina now back as Beige Baby??? It's like a damn cockroach.
On Topic: Guy Ritchie has to be the most miserable SOB on the planet for being married to that hag.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Youri on May 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Perhaps they are on purpose however, HELLLLLLLLLLO!!! I am 53. I do not dye my hair. It is brown, not gray, not white.
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AND you have a hot, un-photoshopped ass, MrsK!
*muah*
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I knew it! I knew it would come down to this w/1 of my fav snarky posters. My fab Carrot top. FYI, I hate those separtiste people. Hate 'em! I just hate them but understand why they are. I tell them "The Internet will absolve your problem'. See how that works?
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Enlighten me. I think they're whiny self-absorbed idiots who have nothing better to do than try to create their own little country right in the middle of another one. Absolutely pointless. And what's with you bashing the Irish?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
sSubmitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Sheeps - at least in Basic Instinct, it looked like a twat. This pic looks like a hairy nub.
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She is wearing OnGossamer underwear.
It is made with a very fine mesh fabric.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 5:58pm.
I just can't shake it can I???
*sigh*
WTF?
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BeigeBaby is what you call The Walking Herp.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I knew it! I knew it would come down to this w/1 of my fav snarky posters. My fab Carrot top. FYI, I hate those separtiste people. Hate 'em! I just hate them but understand why they are. I tell them "The Internet will absolve your problem'. See how that works?
Mike - I'm assuming someone with far too much time and personalities is on a off-med psychotic break.
Madonna can pass for Sharon Stone's mom.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
I just can't shake it can I???
*sigh*
WTF?
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 5:54pm.
No, and wrong - in the end we all die alone (unless of course we're a victim of a massacre, and end up in a mass grave...)
Mike, shaddup. We are all in bed together in the end.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Excuse, Who Cares, but she is a French-Canadian Ginzo. The gray starts to hit after 60. We are a race of uber-people. I swear we are. Hate my siblings for it
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That would explain why you're so FUCKING BITTER. Piss off, separatist.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Excuse, Who Cares, but she is a French-Canadian Ginzo. The gray starts to hit after 60. We are a race of uber-people. I swear we are. Hate my siblings for it
What the fuck is the deal with people coming in here with (seemingly) the sole intent of harrassing other commenters? The LoveAngelina Syndrome? I'm a pretty easy-going guy, but it's getting on my nerves.
Submitted by Youri on May 21, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I love that some people on this site are stupid enough to believe Madonna has dark roots...HELLLLLLLLLLO!!! Madonna is 50. Her REAL roots are grey/white. The dark roots are on purpose people.
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Mmmm and you know this because you know Madonna?
Fuck you.