Wednesday, May 21st 2008

Sharon Stone Has Done It Again!

How dare Sharon Stone! She has the audacity to drag another poor, haggard animal on to the red carpet with her just so she can look better. She's so proud of herself too. The woman never misses an opportunity to wear animal. Oh wait, that's not roadkill? It's Madonna?

As much as it pains me to say this, Madonna doesn't look that awful. Ouch. Yes, that was painful to type. If you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an Olsen. The dress would probably look better on a Liza Minnelli female impersonator, but Madge pulls it off.

Sharon Stone however, is the lesbian cougar of my dreams!

Below is Madge, Shar and Guy Ritchie at the Cannes premiere of "I Am Because We Are." Say what?

Posted by: Michael K


chickadee's picture

hey, my pix didn't show...wtf? :(

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Loves Carrot....Hi ,don't know ya, but...I've been here forevah.... and loveangelina, btw, no mom jeans 4 me...and you are purdy...:)

so hi?

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SkyBitch's picture

I am still wondering where BeigeBaby got the idea that I was blonde. Not really.

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Hey hot bitches. I'm starting to think the ugly mom-jeans wearing fat bitch ho comments won't surface again after today. I don't see a fat ugly bitch in here anywhere.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

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http://www.intimatemingle.com
SURE, i just downloaded her hot photos from ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++it is a hot community for black and white people to meet for sharing.

RichBitch's picture

Fuck me, you lot are hot but Mike is still the hottest!

Manimal5's picture

Wow, all of you dlisted girls ARE really hot!

As for Madonna and Stone, they've polished more knobs than Shitney, Hohan, Paris and J-HO combined.

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I'm not a fan of Madonna, don't own a single cd but I do think she has the most beautiful eyes. I think she's hypnotised the world with those eyes, how else can you explain her success?

Oh ya, and Sharon looks like a cross between a sheep dog and Sienna Miller's leathery grandma in these photos.

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CYA M.E., you HWAT fucking biatch! *muah*

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It's the Dlisted HWAT BEOTCHES club.

Y'all be some sex-ay ladies!

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Ciao, Mrs K.

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Submitted by zomay on May 21, 2008 - 4:29pm.

Bye, lovey, have fun!
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LASux's picture

They're the same age and I think Sharon looks much better.
Why does Majina have Olsen hair?

zomay's picture

Mrs K it is time for me to roll on out of here. I got on my lucite heels and I am heading on down to the gym.

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EastEndGirl's picture

Thanks for the entertainment you HWAT sluts.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 6:52pm.

Mike - we had to show your hotness our hot asses.

Well, I'm impressed. I don't see a mom jeans-wearing one out of the lot of you.

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Submitted by zomay on May 21, 2008 - 4:14pm.

Thanks. dear. It is AMAZING what they can do with Photoshop these days, isn't it?

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Ciao, Bella.

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Zomay - thank you dear!

Gotta go. Night bitches!

*MUAH*

xoxoxoxoxo
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I'll ask again. Lizardo, who is that honey of a darling in your avi?

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That is Max, my red-headed boy!

zomay's picture

M.E. I heard a troll said you were a stay at home fat ass with no life. But you look like a goddess so someone is FULL OF SHIT.

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Poor Sharon. Time has not been kind. They were praying for her on celebrityprayerlist.com today too

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Mrs. K you is the biggest hot ass slut of all. I saw your picture. You is not 53. You more like 23. :)

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M.E.'s picture

Z O M A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hotness and cuteness in one avvie! OMG!

*OD's*

DebFrmHell's picture

OH. MY. GOODNESS.
I need a new group of Fake Friends to hang out with. Ya'll are too pretty!!!! Ladies and Gents, now I know this group is smart, funny, rapier wits, and gorgeous!

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***Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Where did the jellus h8er go??
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We totally blind-sided her. She obviously couldn't compete with the HWATNESS.

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ZOMAY!!!!!
Muah.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 4:09pm.

Sure, take a ticket and get in line, sweetie!

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zomay's picture

You all is some hot ass sluts. There goes the theory that you all is ugly jellis haterz.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

Mrs. K:

Can I sit on your face and make you lie to me? Tell a REALLY big lie?

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@Mike:

Just following your lead, sweetums!

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

M.E.'s picture

EEG - LMFAO! Or Googling a hotter chick. LMAO!

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@EastEndGirl

I pm'ed you in the forum, lovey.

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EastEndGirl's picture

M.E.,

I already told you!! She is crying in a dark room.

M.E.'s picture

Where did the jellus h8er go??

Faith's picture

Madonna does look like an Olsen!!

M.E.'s picture

Mike - we had to show your hotness our hot asses.

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***Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Is everyone finally using self-pics as avies?
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Temporarily, at least. Hmmmm.....I wonder where BeigeBaby went!

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Is everyone finally using self-pics as avies?

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***Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 5:43pm.***

Shit, need scanner.

*grabs your fine ass*

OOOoooh, you Do work out a lot! Niiiice.

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Be back in a bit ladies.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

M.E.'s picture

Shit, show me your tits, I'll fondle them.

SkyBitch's picture

Who's goin' first?

HAHAHA!

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Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 6:40pm.
LCT - It's lezzie times!!
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Damn it's going to be a menage-a-twenty in here with all these hot bitches.

I'll be back in a bit. Have to venture home.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@LCT:

All real, baby. Really by L'Oreal.

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LCT - It's lezzie times!!

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 6:37pm.
LCT:

Damn ,you are gorgeous!
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Mwah. Dido dahling. Love the hair colour.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

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Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 6:38pm.
LCT!!!!!!!!!!! You gorgeous fucking HOR!!!!!
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I was going to say the same thing about you. I saw your avie and I was almost wishing I was a dude!

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

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Damn, I thought I was done 'experimenting' in my 20s. *rethinking it* LOL

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Feast your eyes bitches and hide the children.
It's Bunny's bum!

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