Afternoon Crumbs

2 drink min is hot. we should all be turning our attention to her. I love a hot bitch w/a sense of humor. Everyone does.

"Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up sometimes, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?"

You Can't Kill the Rooster
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

OMG, how old is McCarthy???? Why does she look like that???

haha, who is the rooster?
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how fucking ocd is aj about collecting "babies".. its soo fucked up. does she know that "babies" grow up to be "people"?
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

I never have been able to bring myself to forgive Comedy Central for axing "Strangers With Candy" and then proceeding to clone it time and time again.

I will try to ignore the Angelina Jolie comment about over-populating the earth with more over-privileged blobs with all my might. Ok, I couldn't. Fuck it.

I don't give a rat's ass about todays's afternoon crumbs.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

Who cares about Plain Jane!

Yeah, Simpson checks out her rack...hoping Papa Joe didn't do any damage to her only assets.

I'd rather be respected than widely known for sucking and fucking any and everyone's cock and vag till you puke. Keep up the good work Tila Tequila. Maybe you will be the cure for AIDS.

Kiki was hugging the porcelain when the toilet seat came down and whacked her in the eye.

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

Um, I know nannies help. But, seriously how much Mommy and me time do these kids get. Money isn't everything when it comes to that.

Again, sorry for the type-o's, trying to work at the same time.

Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 1:04pm.

Green is good - what I meant was Brad should SECRETLY go get snipped. Then be like OH, I wonder what is wrong.
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That would require Mission Impossible-style crazy tactics. And since Angie keeps Braaad's balls in her purse.....

mike: my sister lives around the block from the Rooster and his wife. She says the're great.

Remember reading a story about how Amy showed up for a photo shoot looking like she had just been run over by a truck-black eyes, swollen, oozing, open wounds all over her face. She had gone ahead and done her own makeup-to her liking.

Did she have little raplh on her shoudler? Ew, Jolie's stains givin me the skeevies. Oh, you bitch...we're you bloodletting again????

Is it just me, or does Rumer have a bulge in the last thumbnail on that site?

Green is good - what I meant was Brad should SECRETLY go get snipped. Then be like OH, I wonder what is wrong.

Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 12:54pm.

Adoptalina will never stop. Bradly should go get a vasectomy while he still can.

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If Braaaad gets the snip, Angie will dump his ASS in 2 seconds. Bitch has baby fever. Not RAISING KIDS fever. Baby fever.

I have a friend whose ex-wife had raging baby fever. Four kids later, he got a vasectomy, because they couldn't AFFORD another kid. Within a year, Wifey dumped his ass and hooked up with a new sperm donor.

Her Vagina was indeed a CLOWN CAR. (4 more bits of crotch fruit at last count).

oklahoma,

What kind of dog do you have?? So cute! One of mine (an unknown mix) is mostly black and has that white polka-dotted chest and paws.

I accidentally kicked Kiki in the face when we were Scissoring.. Ooops.. *blushes* There was no punching involved in this..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 10:56am.

LOVE YOU MUAH♥♥♥
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

You can't kill the Rooster.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 1:55pm.

*groan*

Kiki probably got into a drunken brawl.

Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 10:54am.
Submitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 1:52pm.

Yes, Rooster! And I see her dad walking his Great Dane about once a month.
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Dog prolly needs to be walked more often that tha, don't you think?

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

Tumer's in Canada? Calling all western Canuck sluts! I'm willing to FedEx overnight a chainsaw for emergency chin-surgery!!

I love Amy like mad, but I LOOOVE David. He's been taking way, way too long getting his next book out. Plus, he promised some short stories/fables about animals and we haven't seen that yet either. (Although I heard some on NPR and they were hilarious). Get crackin' David!

"Diablo Cody: Oscar's Golden Girl" written on that cover is making me gag. I mean... please.

"In Wild Cherry,three girlfriends decide to make a secret pact with each other to wait to have sex and save themselves until they feel the time is right, despite an aggressive plan from the opposing sex."

Hilarity ensues.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cut.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

Adoptalina will never stop. Bradly should go get a vasectomy while he still can.

Submitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 1:52pm.

Yes, Rooster! And I see her dad walking his Great Dane about once a month.

"Not this time, but there's more babies. You know me."

Yes, we do Angie. You are unique and special.

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

PS. I punched Kiki. I was trying to even out the rest of her teefs.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 11:50am
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OMG...the Rooster?
Love Amy and David Sedaris...love them!

And it is official...Angelina Jolie is a complete whack job...take care of the kids you already have, asshole.

Dayum! Kiki gots a shiner!!
And MK! I actually got excited thinking Rumer finally found her pretty place!
But it was all a lie....

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.

Awww, Rumer looks more and more like her Dad every day. And I don't mean that in the nice way. She looks like a dude.

Also, I am so tempted to pay Angie's doctors to remove her uterus when they remove her twins.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

I love Amy Sedaris. She's by far my favorite celeb with Raleigh ties. Her brother re-did the hardwood flooring in my house (and did a damn good job).

Love Amy and David Sedaris. ♥

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

She is very gorgeous,I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. c om"".what is she looking for there, just curious