Afternoon Crumbs

Is it just me, or does Rumer look like Kat Von D minus the tattoos?

Naked by David Sedaris is the funniest book I have ever read. Especially A Plague of Tics. I laughed so hard I thought the blood vessels in my eyes were going to pop.

Amy...I love you! You are the funniest biotch EVAH!!!!!!!!

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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...

I freaking love Amy Sedaris too!! Why can't I get more of her...

The only thing better than Amy or David Sedaris is David and Amy Sedaris combined! I worship at the altar of Sedaris.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

Angie Jo is collecting kids! It just sounds like she wants to have a bunch, but is not connecting.

I'd understand having 100 kids if it was 1900, but it's 2008, enough already!

Diablo is a former stripper. She got the name Diablo is Spanish for devil and during a trip she took to Cody, Wyoming.

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The pictures of Jessica Simpson is Cabo were probably taken by her father. He has a deal with one of the photo agencies and every time they go to Cabo, the pictures are sent there first.

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and what kind of name is diablo? it sounds like a nick name for dildo! lolololol! and i don't know about you but i do not respect anyone who writes a screenplay on a 16 year old getting knock up. bullshit. young people have enough problems and that movie should not have been aloud to hit theaters.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

A.J. still has the same impulsive, addictive personality only now there's an air of legitimacy to her craziness. She's replaced tattoos and sex with collecting children. Seriously, this woman is essentially running a fancy orphanage -- she is NOT giving any of these kids a family.

I don't think Rumer looks that bad. She is doing the most she can with some unfortunate genetics. Long hair definitely suits her better.

Love all things Sedaris.

I caught a little preview of some Rumer Willis thing on Sundance and I hate to say that she looks better in action than she does in still photos.

I have had it up to here with Oprah and her screaming harpy audience.

Rumer has a body from hell and a face to protect it.
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I put the F-U in Fun.

bust magazine would so predictably be worshipping that phoney diablow bitch

a pretend hooker writes a crappy book and a tacky "indie" screenplay, acts like white trash on the red carpet and i'm supposed to think she's actually worth buying a magazine for????

I birthed 3, that makes me a bitch too.

Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I have a bit of trivia for you David Sedaris fans.

Dang i was kind of wishin you would say her dad was either Rooster or that freaky guy he polished jade boxes with while he was hitchiking

I love him, his sister, and all their every things.

Holidays on Ice is what i gave bro and sis for the holidays durrrrrrr and some Jack too. Im a good sister.
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I love Amy Sedaris, I have her book. Amy is one of a kind, she is hilarious!

So AJ doesn't have any one to turn to, sob,boo-hoo. Where was she when mommy was alive? In Africa, from away from her, giving birth. Please someone put a muzzle on her. Look pretty but STFU stupid bitch. Dogs have multiple births so bitch fits.

Angelina Jolie = Michele Duggar Wanna Be. She's even got the Fundie Hair.

"Stupidity has a knack for getting it's own way. If we weren't so wrapped up in ourselves, we'd know that."

Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 2:10pm.
how fucking ocd is aj about collecting "babies".. its soo fucked up. does she know that "babies" grow up to be "people"?
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I hardly doubt she thought that far ahead. The thought might have crossed her mind but she likely got distracted walking past her reflection and forgot about it.

Besides, it's all about her, rememeber? She can do whatever she wants and it will always be saintly and in the best interest of everyone.

In other news, I make shit up.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Oh, ok. Sorry...:P

Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Tumer's in Canada? Calling all western Canuck sluts! I'm willing to FedEx overnight a chainsaw for emergency chin-surgery!!
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It better be one GD heavy-duty one. That thing's not coming off with any ordinary chainsaw.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Love this bitch -
Me too! She is a whacky, fun loving nut case.

Rumer Willis is looking fly as hell (it's a joke) -
Didn't think potato head could look much worse but I was very wrong! She is horrible to look at!

FYI: Tila Tequila likes to fuck and suck cock - How this Asian Hooker with fake tits, greasy forehead, and chunky body is so loved by horny dudes is beyond me. Every girl I bang at the Asian massage parlor is much hotter than this pig!

Chestica Simpson checks out her rack -
I am happy to offer my "Mobile Mammary Check" to her for free.

Jenny McCarthy looking like a drag queen (site NSFW) -
Except for the million zits on her forehead, she looks like a pretty hot MILF to me.

Jakey Poo is the Prince of Persia -
They will be getting engaged soon........

Who punched Kiki Dunst? - Hopefully someone, anyone, as long as someone got in a good shot to this talentless slag toothed bitch.

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Rumor does have a great body but that face, and now because she smokes she'll have bad breath! geez! Eric Dane is ugly. sorry he absolutely no sex apeal at all.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

ya want free crap coming into your mailbox every day? Hook up w/Just Free Stuff & FreebieSwamp. Like x-mas every day.

mike,

I remember you mentioning that, I think. And I wanted to tell you that I saw the link you had up for a bit, and that LifeStraw is really phenomenal. I bookmarked the company because I was so impressed!

DeeDee,

You got it love! Trust me, you will be thrilled.

Thank you!
I'm going to the library and I will check him out.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 2:24pm.

No, Sedaris and Dinello dated.

Two Drink,

No, it was Sedaris and Dinello.

Thanks for the book tip Madam S. I'm always looking for new things to read. *smoochies*

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Madame S - Didn't Colbert and Sedaris date?

I have a bit of trivia for you David Sedaris fans.

Do you recall the story, "The Acting Bug" in "Naked"? Remember the douchey traveling actor who initially enthralls young David? Said douche is none other than Ira David Wood - the father of Evan Rachel Wood.

I like free crap as much as everyone else, but those crazy ladies need to calm the fuck down. Oprah sure knows how to buy some fans.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 21, 2008 - 11:19am.

The Rooster's got a website which is linked in one of my posts below.

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christine,

You MUST go get one of David Sedaris' books... I'm most certain you will love them. I bought all of the books on tape for my mom when she had to drive across country and at first she wasn't sure what to expect, and then she called me from the road a few times and said she and her friend were laughing so hard they were crying.

DAmn, I hate Oprah.. But could you imagine being in that audience when she has that 'favorite things' show.. DAMN.. that would be rich, real rich!! *follows her home*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Thank you Madame.s, you always come through for me.
that sounds hilarious!
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christine the hoff,

"The Rooster" is Amy and David Sedaris' brother Paul and a very colorful character who consistently makes his way into David's tales about his family growing up. He refers to himself as "The Rooster". He's the Sedaris Yang to David's Yin.

Re: Amy Sedaris
I love that bitch, too! As well as her bro, David. If you haven't read one of his books, do. Do it!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 2:10pm.
how fucking ocd is aj about collecting "babies".. its soo fucked up. does she know that "babies" grow up to be "people"?

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She's like one of those people that are compulsive buyers & hide their purchases in the garage or something.. I bet she has like 15 more kids that we don't even know about hidden in her garage or other houses around the world.. Freak!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! ahh, kids hidden around the house.... brads like "HONEY??? is that ANOTHER kid I saw in the garage??" "uhh, no Bradley, that was one of the maids. Stay out of there for the last time!!"

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by madam s. on May 21, 2008 - 11:13am.
Mrs. K.!

I've heard that book on tape so many times I just thought that quote in the proper accent.
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Did you get the package yet? huh, did ya? Did ya?!?!?!!

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So Angelina is going to arrange triplets next time. Then quadruplets, quintuplets, so on and so forth. Jeebus, Brangelina, children are not collector's items! I guess it is when you have 30 nannies...

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Rollin' with the homies

See? You win some you lose some.

Rumer has a very nice body. Bitch is lucky in that department.

As far as that head/face of hers...well...you know. FUG

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Rollin' with the homies

Two Drink,

My favorite part though about that show is the smoldering relationship between Colbert's and Dinello's characters.

Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Strangers with Candy was the best. Remember when Gerry got high and sliced her best friend in half with a sword? They need to bring that back.

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I remember!

LOL

Love that show.

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Rollin' with the homies

Beige - thanks, but as the ultimate pessimist, looks fade.

Does Jessica Simpson do any work? It just seems like she vacations and chases around guys. Ahhh such the life. I'm jealous.

Mrs. K.!

I've heard that book on tape so many times I just thought that quote in the proper accent.

Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 2:10pm.
how fucking ocd is aj about collecting "babies".. its soo fucked up. does she know that "babies" grow up to be "people"?

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She's like one of those people that are compulsive buyers & hide their purchases in the garage or something.. I bet she has like 15 more kids that we don't even know about hidden in her garage or other houses around the world.. Freak!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Strangers with Candy was the best. Remember when Gerry got high and sliced her best friend in half with a sword? They need to bring that back.

Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 10:10am.
how fucking ocd is aj about collecting "babies".. its soo fucked up. does she know that "babies" grow up to be "people"?
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Soooo not true! Suri is already a woman!
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Go Spurs!