They Are All The Same
First of all, can't the Lohans skip a fake tanning session and use that money to buy their pooch a new crib. That shit is busted! At least it matches their skin - rough, patchy and used.
Ali Lohan and White Oprah are doing the talk show rounds promoting their reality show. Ali Lohan was on Letterman last night without her mommy. At the end of the interview, Letterman accidentally called her Lindsay Lohan. Can you blame him? Ali, Lindsay, White Oprah, they are all the same! I think it was more shocking when Ali declared she was 14-years-old. I still can't get over that little fact. It still hits me like a HoHan car crash.
White Oprah and Ali were also on GMA this morning where they claimed they were a "normal" family. Normal to crackheads and hookers.
Click here to see Letterman call Ali "Lindsay"
Click here to see the full Letterman interview
Click here to see W.O. and Ali on GMA
Lohan overload! I need a bath. Below are some pics of Ali outside Letterman yesterday and with her mother outside GMA this morning.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:41am.
There's no business like show business.
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I thought everything about it was appealing, but I'm rethinking that now.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 9:42am.
Cottage cheese covered in fruit makes me gag.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, cottage cheese and peaches.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
The funniest part was when he called her Lindsay at the end...
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
the dog is cute. the blazer ali is wearing is cute. white oprah is evil.
LOL about age appropriate make up, you are all right. NO MOTHER (including my own) would let me outside (and this is her phrase) "LOOKING LIKE A COMMON WHORE." WO is the worst. Please don't watch this show. I am hoping bad rating but the Lohans where they belong.
i said it before, i'll say it again... the only reason Ali was on Letterman is because Lindsay was under his desk
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:39pm.
blech...cottage cheese thighs. Cottage cheese, alone makes me gag.
Yeah, I do have to say that Basil's smell is a bit off-putting. I've tried Febrezing him, as well, but I find that incense and scented candles help enormously...oh, and all the pot I smoke helps to cover up the stench, too. That was the good thing about Crackula--he may be undead, but he never stinks...even when he hasn't had any fresh blood in a while! So Cracula had a date, eh? That sly dev--er, vampire!
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Cottage cheese covered in fruit makes me gag. Have you ever had it on pizza? I have a feeling that would be vomit-inducing.
We had pizza at work last week and my boss ordered a pizza with tomatoes and fake crab meat on it and I swear to God I was thisclose to puking it all back up right onto him.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I love David L. calling her Lindsey.
First the Spears sisters, then the Simpson sisters now the Hohan sisters.
Which family tree will the Hohan's follow?
The Hohan's have both a whacked out Mother AND A CREEPY FATHER.
It's a tough call...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 9:38am.
There's no business like show business.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Why is this miniature twat doing on Letterman?. WHy is she relevant or famous for?.. ok, besides being a fucked up Lohan. Being a Lohan should not me a reason to make you famous.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
this is going to get very interesting...
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 11:29am.
Hmm... how about some delicious cottage cheese? I'm sure that's what she looks like under the marm skirts.
Does Basil Cecil's smell get a little overwhelming at times? I used to spray him with Febreze every now and then and he'd head-bob in the mist cloud like Stevie Wonder. I miss him.
Crackula had a date last night. I overheard a little too much. Made my girl parts dry up like the Sahara but hey, at least he stopped crying.
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blech...cottage cheese thighs. Cottage cheese, alone makes me gag.
Yeah, I do have to say that Basil's smell is a bit off-putting. I've tried Febrezing him, as well, but I find that incense and scented candles help enormously...oh, and all the pot I smoke helps to cover up the stench, too. That was the good thing about Crackula--he may be undead, but he never stinks...even when he hasn't had any fresh blood in a while! So Cracula had a date, eh? That sly dev--er, vampire!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Linds at least started out doing family/kid movies. WO is trying to turn Ali into Gypsy Rose Lee.
Now THAT was a stage Mom, bitches. I'll bet WO has that movie memorized.
hi xx! work has been nuts, fo sho!
OnT: I don't think I have ever worn that much makeup in my life. That's just terrible
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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
i see none of these useless "actresses" and "singers" ever have large dogs.... not because they can't carry them around for accessories... because a large dog would eat their asses
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
How much MAKEUP does she want to be wearing? No 14 year old should be wearing lip stick! Maybe some gloss, but no stick!
that's way too much makeup for a child.
hohan, white oprah, needs to fucking check herself.
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Submitted by Mawy on May 21, 2008 - 9:27am.
Full makeup? Darling, she has had her LIPS INJECTED already!
SO wrong....
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
fucking VLL!
I've missed you slut
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Go Spurs!
I am so glad that White Oprah finally has a platform to set some things straight.
Because we really care. You have a hot coked out orange daughter--that is who we love--not your crazy ass.
that poor baby.
Where's the brother? How old is he and when can we expect him to be whored out proper-like for mommy?
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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself
Submitted by islandgirl on May 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
LCT, that's true. Which is why I like Dlisted so much. And I do it all for free. :)
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That's the unfortunate parts. He gets paid millions while we get paid in ho bag fart mouth insults. Oh well, it's still worth it isn't it?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by ferrylee2008 on May 21, 2008 - 8:27am.
She is very gorgeous,I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there? just curious
LOL and you are very stupid
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Gah! Ok, that didn't really alleviate the nausea.
Basil Cecil's great! He actually helped me make meatballs the other night because I promised him a pound of ground meat. They came out great! How's Crackula? Is he any less depressed?
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Hmm... how about some delicious cottage cheese? I'm sure that's what she looks like under the marm skirts.
Does Basil Cecil's smell get a little overwhelming at times? I used to spray him with Febreze every now and then and he'd head-bob in the mist cloud like Stevie Wonder. I miss him.
Crackula had a date last night. I overheard a little too much. Made my girl parts dry up like the Sahara but hey, at least he stopped crying.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I can't get over get her being 14. 14? Seriously? I'm around Lindsay's age but the two of them look way older than I do! What is it with that family?
Bitch looks beat for 14. I'm 29 and I don't have that many wrinkles around my eyes
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Go Spurs!
My kingdom for a Lohan plague, woe is me....
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
She is very gorgeous,I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. com"".what is she looking for there? just curious
why the hell is a 14 year old in full makeup? when i was 14, i barely wore lip gloss, never mind mascara, eye liner, blush, foundation and lipstick. trashy ass family
LCT, that's true. Which is why I like Dlisted so much. And I do it all for free. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Clearly WO is lying about Ali's age. No way that dame is 14.
14 in dog years, maybe.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Hey there, LCT. The imagery you convey in your writing is exquisite! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to puke from thinking about the Queen naked.
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Morning lovely. How's it going? And how's Basil Cecil?
If it helps the Queen wasn't naked. She was wearing a red garter belt with feathers protruding out of the bottom.
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Gah! Ok, that didn't really alleviate the nausea.
Basil Cecil's great! He actually helped me make meatballs the other night because I promised him a pound of ground meat. They came out great! How's Crackula? Is he any less depressed?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
she just looks so...ooolllld... and worn out.
jesus.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 21, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I wonder if Letterman ever feels like poking his own eyes out with a sharp object after having to interview these vapid idiots?
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I have a feeling people like this are why he likes his job. He's supposed to laugh at their 'jokes' right? He's just laughing at THEM. Fuck, that'd be the best job ever. You get paid to openly laugh at idiots.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Sure, my 1 mealticket crapped out on me so I'll just use the next one in line. Mrs. Lohan, we do not want you or your spawns. Can someone from Sweden or Norway please step up & join the business? Give us something attractive to look at. Not the Lohans who look like they eat potatoes morning, noon & nite!
FREAKY. Give her yellow yarn hair in the pic above and she's Momma's duplicate.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Hey there, LCT. The imagery you convey in your writing is exquisite! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to puke from thinking about the Queen naked.
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Morning lovely. How's it going? And how's Basil Cecil?
If it helps the Queen wasn't naked. She was wearing a red garter belt with feathers protruding out of the bottom.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I wonder if Letterman ever feels like poking his own eyes out with a sharp object after having to interview these vapid idiots?
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But then again, what do I know?
Kristin Davis??????!!!!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 9:16am.
Now people across the country will know what it is like having to deal w/South Shore TRASH!
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Word.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 11:18am.
If that girl's 14 I'm an elephant having sex with the Queen. In a pushed-to-the-side rainbow Speedo.
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Hey there, LCT. The imagery you convey in your writing is exquisite! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to puke from thinking about the Queen naked.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
White Oompah is too old for those raggedy extensions... the whole fam needs therapy...
Submitted by gina latina on May 21, 2008 - 12:10pm.
If that girl's 14 I'm 19.
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If that girl's 14 I'm an elephant having sex with the Queen. In a pushed-to-the-side rainbow Speedo.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Ali might look at little younger if she wasn't taking spackle make up tips from "mom".
I thought it was Rachel Weisz at first. I don't remember any girls my age looking this way at 14. But it's not my problem she looks older than me with all that money, and I'm ten years older than she is! So weird!
Oh, her eyebrow is running down her face...
Bummer.
WO is the antiChrist.
Now people across the country will know what it is like having to deal w/South Shore TRASH!
WO must need to keep buckets underneath her chach for all the cumming she's been doing over all her recent publicity.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
What up Raven...Long time no see
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Go Spurs!