"Got Milk?" Ads Are Not Right

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I drink at least two large glasses of milk every day. I had no idea drinking milk was so vomitous. I fecking LOVE it.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

*searching for soy tit-tays*

No luck! damn
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I am one of the ones who literally gags at the sight of someone drinking milk. I use soy milk instead of milk for everything...cooking, drinking, cheese...etc.

These ads are over.

I guess someone has his agenda of future milk ads all lined up.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Milk isnt good for anyone unless it's raw (unpasturized, unhomogenized) and organic... it won't digest properly without the good bacteria and enzymes present. Putrifies in the body. Siick!

Milk is mucous causing for adults. Who do these dairy farmers think they are kidding?

@Kizzy,

Great minds and all!!!

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"There is only one kind of milk. Moo cow fuck milk. Well two kinds, Moo cow fuck milk and chocolate moo cow fuck milk."

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@xxyxz
"There's no such thing as soy milk. You know how i know? Cuz there's no soy tittie!"

~Lewis Black

LMFAO!!!

meh, chocolate milk is good for when you're too busy to eat. at least you're getting some calories and protein.

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I have to take the Lewis Black approach to this: "Leave my moo-cow-fuck milk alone!"

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Hmmmm it seems my lactose intolerance applies to celeb milk ads too. LOL!

Shouldn't that smear over her lip be brown?
HA!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

That ad campaign is over 10 years old.

Time to MOVE ON!

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i'll drink milk if it has strawberry syrup in it. straight milk is disgusting.

Uhhh, I drink milk.
I use Hershey's Dark Chocolate syrup for a treat and still eat cereal and have milk and cookies.

*shrugs* I am a dork Sam I am Green Eggs and Ham.

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How about Shauna Sand or Lisa Rinna? They both have built-in milk-gutters.

i thought "One Night in Paris" was wonky's "Got Milk" ad... it just had the whole "behind the scenes making of" part

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

I hate milk. Unless there is a ton of chocolate syrup in it.

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I stopped drinking milk after my four year old told me it was cow pee going into the bucket.

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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 7:33am.
Who's the bigger phony? Martha or Oprah?

Oprah

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I wont lie, I drink straight up milk with some hershey squirts mixed in.

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Who's the bigger phony? Martha or Oprah?

ahh. The milk debate. I drink soy...when I'm on a diet. I drink it with my cereal. Other then that...I use real milk when needed in a recipe or whatever.
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That toned body definitely does not belong to miss Martha.

No one over the age of two should be drinking milk. It is for babies. Nasty.

i love drinking straight up milk, but I fail to be able to name at least ONE person that i know that will also drink straight up milk. in fact, i can name a handful of people that will vomit on site of me drinking a glass of milk. hmm.

And I thought everyone over the age of 40 was lactose intolerant anyway. This is false advertising.

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Got ugly poncho?

What happened to Martha's boyfriend? You know, the one she was supposedly going to marry? Did he find her penis?

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Spooge lips. I'm sure she wiped it off immediately after the picture was shot with her diamond encrusted 800 thread count handkerchief.

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bodily fluids from a cow...

no thanks
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As always, people, if you're going to drink cow milk, make sure it's organic.