Wednesday, May 21st 2008
"Got Milk?" Ads Are Not Right
Got Milk? ads must end! I seriously do not need to know what Martha Stewart's face looked like after prison bukkake. It's not a good thing.
They need to get people that actually look natural with jizzstaches. I'm thinking Clay Gayken, Wonky McValtrex, Gay Al and Daisy Duck. Daisy Duck is a Disney creation which means she's a tramp which means she loves bukkake.
And who the hell drinks milk straight up anymore? It gives me the ass leaks. Yes, more than usual! Shut your damn hole!
Source: ONTD
This is her second milk ad -- when they first came out, she posed with a cow in the middle of a field.
The worst milk ad is Glenn Close, hands down.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
i am surprised she didn't get an assistant to do the picture for her. She in notorious for having her assistants do stuff, then taking credit for it. She even has an assistant use a sharpie to blacken the bottons of her Loubtins (sp?) because she doesn't like the red. I am not a Martha fan.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Oh, you darn yanks! As a Swede, I've never been exposed to those horrendous "Got Milk?" ads. I don't know which company endorses them, their purpose, and I don't want to know. They're all sorts of yuckie and wrong, no matter who's the celeb for the day.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 1:10pm
LOL! I started to develop around the 5th grade and some bully in middle school kept poking my boob, with a pencil, to see if it will pop *eye roll*. Kids are so mean.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 1:37pm.
LCT.. LOL Your winky would be smelling so good after Martha licked it. WoW..She'd turn poop white! well my poop alread is white, but you know what I mean..
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White? Pff, she'd turn it into maraschino cherries.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
EW. I hate these ads, too.
It's just not right to see people with milk moustaches. Yuck.
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LCT.. LOL Your winky would be smelling so good after Martha licked it. WoW..She'd turn poop white! well my poop alread is white, but you know what I mean..
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 21, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I know this is so wrong in so many ways but I wouldn't mind a hummer from her.....
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Just so long as you're prepared for the fact that not only will it be a dry bj as she won't want a mess (and she probably won't even finish you off for that same reason) but your dink will be left with a nice little pink bow wrapped around it. Possibly with a tiny little picnic basket attached. Or a potpourri ball.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I know this is so wrong in so many ways but I wouldn't mind a hummer from her.....
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I am proud to say I have always despised milk... my mom says that even as a baby I wouldn't drink it. It makes me gag.
Maybe I could have used some of those hormones, though... my poor little titties are less than an A cup...
lol
*WANTS TO GET TO KNOW MISTY BETTER*
Kidding. My daughter is really young though... And she already gets teased. I feel bad for her.
Kids are so mean now. No respect.
*looks for cane*
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I hardly drank milk as a kid and I'm a DD.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
it always surprises me how many people will do these ads. miley cyrus I can understand because you know this has always been billy ray's dream. but martha?
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Fix you a pitcher when you get home, they go GRRREAT!! with Samoas, Tagalongs, too.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by Mawy on May 21, 2008 - 12:26pm.
My mom's an A cup, I'm a C, I think those hormones did me a favor
No fucking SHIT! my daughter is young and she is advanced for her age... It's SAD.
*wishing I drank more milk when I was younger*
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Go Spurs!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm white russian milk shake and Samoas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wipes Homer drool off chin*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Mawy on May 21, 2008 - 12:26pm.
My mom's an A cup, I'm a C, I think those hormones did me a favor...
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Fix you a pitcher when you get home, they go GRRREAT!! with Samoas, Tagalongs, too.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Wow. Martha looks great in that picture. I say Photoshop.
Okay, people--enough with the White Russian talk, because you're making me want one...or two...or three...etc., etc.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
straight up milk is gross to me. i used to love it until i had my mouth wired shut and blended it with things every day to keep my weight on (it's hard for me to gain weight, and i was just the right weight and then i had to go and fracture my jaw). the worst smell in the world is rotten milk. or if u drink it by accident? i feel like gagging just thinking about it.
plus, it's disputable that milk is that good for you anyway. for many people, it causes acne and some cows are pumped with so many hormones in order for them to get big that when we get milk from those cows, we are ingesting those unhealthy hormones.
Why so many people keeps saying they saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like "millionaireloves.c o m". Is that true? What's she looking for there?
i never even thought of white russian milkshakes. but most of the time when i drink, i'm trying to get wasted, and making milkshakes takes too long.. i will have to try that sometime though
that last line is the reason i come to this site i'm always guaranteed to laugh my ass off.
tonicbitch♥ LMFAO!! Of course, with a hand-crafted washable doily.
Gack, I'm having Dr. Ruth flashbacks all of a sudden.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 12:03pm.
you had me at 2 pitchers!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Martha Stewsnatch...what a nasty, prissy ho.. Who are they kidding? That diva would never allow that sh*t on her precious face...its computer generated...
It is obvious to me that they airbrushed that fat pig. Her and Oprah they both make me sick. Oink oink to the both of them!
Sweetas, do you think she places it on a coaster too? MK was right filing this under "too much information", lol.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't drink milk straight up.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Anjers, your hotness is here!!! Hola Sluts! ;)
"They need to get people that actually look natural with jizzstaches"
LMMFAO!! I feckin love you Michael K. Martha does look like the lay-there-and-sweat type. "You want me to put WHAT in my mouth?" *picks up peen with tips of index finger and thumb*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 11:58am
ROFL-- That's why you make 2 pitchers first, and put them on ice in the sink...or the cooler...or outside in the snow.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 11:51am.
Nothin' better than a white russian milkshake. Deelisssh
damn straight!!... the only problem is after the first blenderfull i don't have the patience and go back to the original!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 11:52am.
It would be an honor to rinse & scrub in-between swigs of moo-cow-fuck-milk
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mmmmm, white russians. I could definitely go for one of those for lunch.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 11:51am.
Technically, I'm not sure that's a milk product. I mean, you never see Dairy Council ads promoting increased consumption of them, right?
that's just the theory i'm lookin' for!
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
rightbackatya xx!!! *mwuah*
Submitted by NoAnjl on May 21, 2008 - 7:50am.
It gives me the ass leaks.
roflmao!!!!!!!!!! so glad I could pop in!!!
hello all!!!
Nice to see you hokker>
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Go Spurs!
Kizzy!
The personal ball washer!!!!
That's brilliant!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
Nothin' better than a white russian milkshake. Deelisssh.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
MMMM, milk. I could drink a gallon a day. Sometimes I get a quart for lunch. It's right up there with beer. LOL
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 8:47am.
all this milk bashing is giving me a complex... i damn near live on white russians
Technically, I'm not sure that's a milk product. I mean, you never see Dairy Council ads promoting increased consumption of them, right?
It gives me the ass leaks.
roflmao!!!!!!!!!! so glad I could pop in!!!
hello all!!!
I'd like to see Gayvolta or Tommy Girl do a Milk Ad campaign just for the sheer entertainment fodder it would give us.
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LMAO. go soy!
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Go Spurs!
all this milk bashing is giving me a complex... i damn near live on white russians
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
@Clarisse--- So glad to see the love for Lewis here!!!
(rinse, rinse; scrub, scrub)
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
PLS,
I got to see Lewis live last year! Funny fucker that!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 11:37am.
How about Shauna Sand or Lisa Rinna? They both have built-in milk-gutters.
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I'm sure they tried, but those bitches' lips are so numb and immobile, when they tried to smile with the mustache, they scared the fuck out of everyone on the set. They did, however, save those shots for the next "Alien vs. Predator" flick.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥