Smile, You're Going To Prison!
Creepy piece of trash, Lou Pearlman, was sentenced to 25 years in the chokey today for cheating investors and banks out of more than $300 million. Lou, the asshole who launched the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync, tried to delay his sentencing to allow time to launch his latest pop group, US 5. His attempt was unsuccessful. Lou pleaded guilty to the charges last March.
In an audacious two-decade-long scam, Pearlman enticed individuals and banks to invest millions of dollars in two companies that existed only on paper and won the confidence of investors with strong but fake financial statements created by a fictitious accounting firm, according to his plea agreement.U.S. Judge G. Kendall Sharp held up a book with letters from Pearlman's victims, saying they included "his family, his close friends and people in their 70s and 80s who have lost their life savings."
"So the sympathy factor doesn't run high with the court," Sharp said.
Unfortunately, the court refused Lou's request to serve his entire sentence in juvenile hall. Oh well, you can't blame a pedo for trying.
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Karma is not only a regal bitch. In Lou's case,
she's gonna sit on his face.
In all seriosness, I am amazed that the
industy served him up. He's a fat man
with ugly pockets full of secrets. maybe that's
why she will sit on his face...Karma insists that
nobody hear him scream.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Kizzy:::smilz::
Did Fat bastard really get sentenced?
No appeal. Going to the pen for real?
Now? One hand clapping::::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Ha, what one's didn't he!!
"Responding to: Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:44am.
When the hell is Cheney going to jail?!?!?!!?
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What boy bands did he molest?"
Okay, trollers are going beyond the desperate and bizarre. First, Mike Huckabee and now this:
Submitted by carlk223 on May 21, 2008 - 11:15am: "Mmmmmm, not his fan. By just saw his profile and photos on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It seems he is single again."
I won't be annoyed by trollers if it keeps going like this.
He is a rapist. He likes molesting little boys. Even though he will likely go to a cushy federal prison, I hope he gets it right in his cushy fat ass.
He is very creepy, and definately deserves time behind bars, but 25yrs.?
It seems like he and Wesley Snipes are serving more time for money fraud than rapists and murderers.
Oh, wait, he violated some young boys in his day, supposedly, right?
So bitch got what he deserved, I guess.
Good.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 8:49am.
How much time ya got?
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ROFL--ewww, just got a mental image of robotic-Cheney trying to hit on some boy, hilarious!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ah ha the music business something I know alot about.
Karma, karma, karma you FUCK.
This worthless hunk of Dog Shit is getting what he deserves. That lying worthless scum bag mother fucker who used and used so many in this business and then ran and hid like a fucking fat cocksucker.
Die in jail you fat fuck and suffer in jail every last day of your life you fucking worthless prick.
Ahhhhh I feel better already.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 10:14am.
Oh, and i'm going to hell anyway so, is it just me, or does the above pictured pedo not remind you of Corky from "Life Goes On" ???
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Clarisse, I'll save you a seat at the bar in hell cuz yes, he does...after many years of binging @ Krispy Kreme.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH!
Poor Nick Carter is now without a butt-fuck buddy.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 8:49am.
How much time ya got?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:44am.
When the hell is Cheney going to jail?!?!?!!?
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What boy bands did he molest?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When the hell is Cheney going to jail?!?!?!!?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
He better hope one of the prisoners will share their ball gag with him.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Karma is a guy named Buck with a homemade dildo.
@Kizzy
PHEW!! Thank Jebus i will have someone to talk to at the bon-fire!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Good!
This fat fuck deserves to be immediately assigned as the new bitch on the cell block.
Initiated the old fashion way....
Welcome to prison, we got your ass and know how to abuse it.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
HA!
The rape scene in "Deliverance" is not funny, but looking at Ron, I just can't wait 'til some large thug tells him to "squeal like a piggy!"
More cushion for the pushin'....
Is this pervert going to be tried for pedophilia too? Any chance at early release or can we assume this fat asshole is going to die in prison?
This dickwad is why N'Sync named that one album, "No Strings Attached" when they finally got free of Pearlman. He was charging them 50% of sales for his management duties and scamming them out of shitload of money.
See ya later, fat bastard.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 21, 2008 - 11:11am.
♥♥♥♥ Better than Dear Abby!!!
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Thank you dear. I invite all my hookers, sluts and bitches over to myspace.com/mabelhodges to send me questions and New Friend requests. I've already answered one question. Who's next???
Love,
Mabel
(Look--I'm going to shamelessly plug this all afternoon, but I'll chillax on it when I build up my friends and questions base.)
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Looks like the "Caption This" guy from yesterday finally put his shirt on.
The sad part is that this guy will go to minimum security country club prison with all the other rich scammers like Conrad Black.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
xxxyz...I am guilty of liking a few N'Sync songs....never liked Backstreet Boys though....lol
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
I hope everyone has a chance with him before they shank him in the big house. A quick death is too good for him.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 7:17am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 8:16am.
Bye bye bye...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhaha.....
you may hate me but it ain't no lie.....
Baby bye bye bye...LOL... *looking around*
what?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
well, at least he'll always have the memories of being the pitcher...that is, untill somebody shanks him
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
What Goes Around Comes Around
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
pedos are the very bottom of the food chain in prison.
good luck, you twisted child fucker.
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Me thinks Lou aint gonna be too popular in the chokey.
Even the hardest criminals/murderers, shit even rapists hate pedo's.
He. Is. Dead.
@Clarisse--Save me a seat on the Hell Express, I was struck by the resemblance to Corky, too!! LOL
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 8:16am.
Bye bye bye...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhaha.....
you may hate me but it ain't no lie.....
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Bye bye bye...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 21, 2008 - 11:11am.
♥♥♥♥ Better than Dear Abby!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mmmmmm, not his fan. By just saw his profile and photos on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It seems he is single again
good fucking morning!....this guy has little boy booty-hole toucher written all over him, not to mention timberlakes snail tracks all over him too
ugh, that is LOW
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
His ass is dead.
They do not look kindly on Pedophiles in Prison. get that asshole lubed Lou- you're gonna need it.
I think we should all send tubes of Astroglide to Lou.....
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Oh, and i'm going to hell anyway so, is it just me, or does the above pictured pedo not remind you of Corky from "Life Goes On" ???
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
launch his latest act?!! this fat fuck pedo should not be allowed anywhere near young people, let alone grooming a new act...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
"the court refused Lou's request to serve his entire sentence in juvenile hall. Oh well, you can't blame a pedo for trying."
Ugh! No doubt. This guy has "Shank Me" written all over him!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Okay, hookers. I finally got a question. Check the blog on my sie.
Who's gonna be next???
Love,
Mabel
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Damn he sure looks special
Prison will be fun for him i think.
Time to bouncey in assey!!!!!!
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This "man" is vile on so many levels.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU