Jennifer Aniston Finally Got The Winter Wedding Of Her Dreams

I agree that Brad has been with some questionable women but I think he's starting to regress - he's back to dating woman like Juliette Lewis who was 10 years younger, suffered from drug problems and appeared trashy. Jen & Gwyn were too classy. He needs the dirty, slutty, headcase to make him feel comfortable.

Submitted by sexi_minx on May 21, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I like Jennifer but why does she consistently compare all her partners to her ex.Just move on Jen.

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who hasn't compared new partners to ex's? especially an ex husband. I think most people have. But seriously, don't believe everything you read. You really think Jen is going to confide in some random friend/aquaintance/ "a source", her feelings and intimate details of her new relationship? NO. She probably confides in Courtney and her hair stylist - and neither of them would break her trust. Just sayin', don't believe the hype. She appears to have moved on just fine.

i will admit to being a jen fan. but her shacking up with douchey mcdouchebagerston is the pits. jen, there are hotter, cooler men out there. don't date down...

"to alcohol: the cause of and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson

I like Jennifer but why does she consistently compare all her partners to her ex.Just move on Jen.

Her face looks so....different these days, its like she's carved all the uniqueness out of her features, She's starting to look like every other plastic actress in Hollyweird. Now that is a shame more than anything else that has happened in her life.

Does anyone know the definition of Old Maid? A woman who has NEVER been married. Jennifer Aniston has been married so she is not one.

Jennifer Aniston is beautiful and classy. Why does everyone rag on her? A woman doesn't need a man to complete her. Would she be better liked if she were an animal abuser like Angelina Jolie?
If she were skinny and shapeless like Angelina Jolie?

Jen may not want to get married again. If she's having fun with John Mayer, good for her. She should get her groove on because I don't believe her relationship with Vince Vaughn was real.

As for someone being better in bed, that can go any way. If you really love someone, sometimes you think they are the best. But after that love is gone, you will (and can) see that you were blinded by your love for them.

The book was SO good why ruin it w/ those 2 actors??? They could of cast better people for the movie.

Daddy Brad says that Aunt Jennifer phoned in their Mommy and Daddy time.... What ever that means.
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Brad Pitt also dated Robin Givens.

Do you think after sexay times (vom), Jen lays there and smokes and looks through Bridal magazines, while John is in the bathroom looking at his muscles in the mirror and making his schlong say things in a Mr. Bill voice that he thinks are funny?
Yeah, me too.

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.

"In other old maid news,"

LMFAO, MK. hahahahahahaha

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Look, it has to be said...
Mayer is the walking Bobble Head Doll. Noone can excuse dating that fool.

xxyxz - Hun, if it weren't for this NSFW thing...

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 9:47am.

Most of these celebs just make me snort in derision but he makes me want to commit random acts of violence.

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

2dM

you have to cum on here more often.
Opps. umm. whatever... you know I mean
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Go Spurs!

Mrs. K:

We can only hope. The Mayer thing is just nauseating.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

xxyxz - hey, long time no see.

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 9:42am.

I think she plays for the home team and this is all a show.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

Submitted by amle on May 21, 2008 - 11:35am.

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UMMM ok
Lets start talking about all the nasty pussy that Brad has fucked.

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Juliette Lewis! Gah!!!!

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

I have consistently defended JA against the taunts of 'desperate' and 'Old Maid', but now that she is snogging a tool like Mayer, I give up. Nothing reeks of pathetic like taking that smarmy asshat into your bed.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

Dementa darling is there anything else from your kitchen besides these damn jelly sammies?

I mean really!

Listen, I fucked Jessica Simpson too!
People do that all the time!
Neenr Neener!

What?

I let joe tape it and my ass healed just fine!
Its no big deal!

PSL - good genes are a goood thing. Thank God everyday for mine. My mom is 54 and looks like she is in her 30's. My dad is 56 and looks in his 30's as well.

sorry for the mispells, comments like that just remind me why this world is over-populated with country bumpkins.

(And to the embittered divorcees who say that she ain't desperate/hung up on her ex -- she's dating a penis that was in Jessica Simpson. As in, Chestica's sloppy seconds, as a follow-up to VINCE VAUGHN. As for being hung up on Brad, if she's still flattering dudes with comparisons to him, she's hung up on him)

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UMMM ok
Lets start talking about all the nasty pussy that Brad has fucked. We can start with his current fuckbuddy and go backwards if you want. I think you are obviously just very jealous of Jennifer. You desperately want to have everything she has. LOL

demneta - embittered divocees??? I am going to goi out and get knocked up by everyone on the street. Use my parents credentials to get a fucking career, have some illegimate kids and then maybe I will smoke a little heroin. Maybe now I would dmeet your standards. If not I could always write dementa (dementia?) in blood on mt shirt and you can make an honest woman out of me.

I know TwoDrink....hehehehe

I know I don't look my age either....most people think 28-29......loves it!

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-BeigeBaby 5/21/08

Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 8:10am.
Oh was I supposed to add "erlina" to my name???
Crumbs.

YES!
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Go Spurs!

PSL - No way, babe. Just a number. MK is just catering to the loons.

Submitted by dementa on May 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
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Thanks for the breadown, Freud. Some of us are happy being single and keeping a harem of men.

2Drink....I am even more upset. I'll be an Old Maid in a year and a half.

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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
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You know this is as close as she'll get to an altar again, unless she can find a personal K-Fed.

Seriously, Jen just reeks of desperation -- desperation to have a super-career, desperation to find a Brad replacement, whatever. You can see it in her eyes in that top pic, because she's too rotten an actress to hide it for the film.

I suspect a lot of it is to "show" Brad -- "see, I can have a perfect life without you! I'll show you!" And of course her desperation drives away all semi-normal dudes, leaving only the sluts and tools.

Wonder how long it'll be before she goes all Demi Moore on us, and starts chasing dudes young enough to be her son in the delusion that it will make her look so very young.

(And to the embittered divorcees who say that she ain't desperate/hung up on her ex -- she's dating a penis that was in Jessica Simpson. As in, Chestica's sloppy seconds, as a follow-up to VINCE VAUGHN. As for being hung up on Brad, if she's still flattering dudes with comparisons to him, she's hung up on him)

Submitted by sus on May 21, 2008 - 10:52am.

she look georgeous as allways and i think everybody is better to 6 then brad but i just dont think the story is tru she is not like that she is a sweet and classy girl just not the type there brings other people down but john is defently an upgrade from brad they look so cute together
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AGREE Huge upgrade!!!!! Brad was dumb as a box of rocks.

Bo - you have a choice, either go back to 1950
or to JJ...

Christ, why do people think the only way to
keep a man is to procreate?

So stupid.

MK, I have a beef with you statement. I am 30. Are you telling me I am an old maid in 9 years??

Marley and Me! That poor old dog! Jennifer, your husband left you for a woman who could give him what he wanted all along. Children. And here you are prancing around at your age with a younger Hound Dog. Be careful what you wish for, you will get it. A broken heart at your age!

Oh was I supposed to add "erlina" to my name???
Crumbs.

um, I am sure it's been said...anything is better than Brad's small peen.

I'm sure the sex with anyone is better than with Brad.

Can you imagine the stench that emanates from his Pitts after about 5 minutes? He also probably just parrots whatever his partner is doing, just like in real life.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Who is responsible for hiring her? Anybody knows she can't carry a film.

_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 11:49am.
Beard and merkin sittin' in a tree..
doing nothing.

HAW HAW HAW!

N-O-T-H-I-N-G!

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Submitted by sus on May 21, 2008 - 11:52am.
she look georgeous as allways and i think everybody is better to 6 then brad but i just dont think the story is tru she is not like that she is a sweet and classy girl just not the type there brings other people down but john is defently an upgrade from brad they look so cute together
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Oh my. Run on sentence much?

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But then again, what do I know?

Stock Brokerlina,
You make me miss my Christian avie...but i'm sooo attached to Sick boy...

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she look georgeous as allways and i think everybody is better to 6 then brad but i just dont think the story is tru she is not like that she is a sweet and classy girl just not the type there brings other people down but john is defently an upgrade from brad they look so cute together

Beard and merkin sittin' in a tree..
doing nothing.

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

If the studio execs had ANY brains...they would send this crapfest straight to DVD.

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They filmed this crap 5 miles from my house. It was a royal pain in the ass getting home last night.

People are just trying to come up with a reason for Jen being with John. One minute people are saying it is a fake relationship. What happened to that? Now they are wanting people to believe she is only with him for his big peen. Anything is big after Brads, for one thing. Maybe she is with John because they actually like each other. Oh, that doesnt sell.

So happy for them, but few days days ago I saw his profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c o m",what's he looking for there?