Wednesday, May 21st 2008
The Look On The Dog's Face Says It All
Hemingway the bulldog looks like he's trying to hold in the vomit. Hemingway, don't look behind you or the chunks will start a flowing! Hell, don't look down either, Hemingway! Nowhere is safe.
Yes, it's Hemingway with two twats on the cover of People magazine. If Asshole and Vagina in their wedding outfits doesn't make you barf, then Jessica Simpson bumping and grinding on Tony Romo will definitely bring on the heaves. Jessica thinks she's so fucking hot. Romo is laughing through the pain.
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Papa Joe must be so excited! He has another life to fuck up now.
Asslee never has to worry about dropping crumbs on the table whilst she's eating.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I predict that the baby will be a healthy, bouncy 7 pound, 3 ounce chin.
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But then again, what do I know?
What's up with Asshole's chin?
~SAS
Wait a minute. Math time. The wedding cost $250K and they were paid $1mil for the pics. Those monstrous chins just turned a 3/4 mil. dollar profit from their wedding! That sucks!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Oh a bullie! LOVE that dog!!
The people *raspberries!*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
The two z listers don't deserve the cover of any magazine. Jessica - yeah keep acting like a public whore. That will get him back.
Shania shouldn't be too surprised...she married a man named Mutt. Seriously. That's his name.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
That cover just gave me stomach cramps.
They said on the radio this fucked up wedding cost almost $250k. What a waste of money.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
And they have already spawned. Joy.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Why is People showing a pic of Jess with Romo? I mean, we all know she got dumped
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Rollin' with the homies
Over a MILLION DOLLARS for those pictures.
why?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Fantasy Wedding!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fucking dorks!
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Aaaawwww....that dog is the cutest thing on that cover! I want him!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
is that a thumbnail from jessica's sex tape?
and as far as ashlee and what's his name: *yawn*
i read somewhere that the entire wedding was "The Joe Simpson Show" ... big surprise.
Hemingway is about to shit too.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
CHIN CHIN CHIN!!!!
Poor doggie
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Rollin' with the homies