Wednesday, May 21st 2008
The Look On The Dog's Face Says It All
Hemingway the bulldog looks like he's trying to hold in the vomit. Hemingway, don't look behind you or the chunks will start a flowing! Hell, don't look down either, Hemingway! Nowhere is safe.
Yes, it's Hemingway with two twats on the cover of People magazine. If Asshole and Vagina in their wedding outfits doesn't make you barf, then Jessica Simpson bumping and grinding on Tony Romo will definitely bring on the heaves. Jessica thinks she's so fucking hot. Romo is laughing through the pain.
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His hair looks GREASY.
Good luck to them, but I'm not sure it's going to end very well.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Raven on May 21, 2008 - 7:44am.
SWISS LSUTS!
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Gross, just more wack off material for Papa Joe
I immediately read your dog comment to mean Jessica. But yes, poor bulldog.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 22, 2008 - 1:50am.
the picture is so tacky and completely ruins the shot of Asslee and the Emo Boy.
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You say that like it's a bad thing!
That picture of Jess and Tony is a pretty pathetic attempt to tell the world "we're still together". the picture is so tacky and completely ruins the shot of Asslee and the Emo Boy. That pic looks so desperate.
Don't you think it's a bit coincidental that they got married three days before Petey launched a whole new website????? www.shopclandestineindustries.com
Troll, troll, troll - That girl really is an asshole for marrying such a douche... it actually makes me sick thinking about waking up next to that, seriously yuck!
The picture of Jessica Simpson is both sad and hilarious. I can only imagine the delicious fun when she knocked back a few drinks at the reception, started slurring her words, and tried to dance suggestively with anything still standing . . . all in a futile and pathetic attempt to make the football guy jealous.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Didn't the bride get her chin shaved down once already? And it's back so soon. Must be the prenatal vitamins.
asslee looks like the dad from AMERICAN DAD! Wat a powerful chin she has. too bad she only fixed her upper beak and forgot the chinormous
What a hideous cover. They'll be divorced in three years.
I get the feeling Wentzy's parents are relieved.
to lolo
hehe... you know he's thought about it. thought, I mean dreamed.
best wishes for their marriage, she is beautiful, just saw her wedding pic on a Caleb dating site "millionaireloves. c om " ,she shares her love story there, It's so sweet.
I'm not a prude, but it does rub me the wrong way that a knocked up bride with a shotgun wedding is wearing what appears to be a cathedral length veil.
Jessica just looks pathetic and desperate. Leaving Nick was the worst decision ever.
I knew Jessica will try to make it all about her putting a show in the dance floor
Hemingway looks like he's about to go all Cujo on their @$$es. I don't blame him.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Romo is just eating the publicity. Stupid tramp will be dumped soon enough. NOONE WANT'S YOU, HUN. Nice tits and all but when the day is over
you talk too much, probably fart too much, you poo-ed the bed, and your dad CREEPS US ALL OUT.
Right before lunch....that's just not right.
Two trolls and a dog.
The doggie's the only person in that picture that I don't want to suckerpunch. In fact, he's also the cutest -- and probably the nicest.
Which one is the bride?
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She looks like Dudley Doright!
http://eroundlake.com/blog/uploaded_images/dudley_do_right-703696.jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Leno face
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Go Spurs!
OMG, we are drowning in bullshit!
You know I'd go back there tomorrow
But for the work I've taken on
Stoking the star maker machinery
Behind the popular song
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
My God, that chin on her. They better pray for a miracle that the baby doesn't get her chin.
Shit.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Jesus H Christ, her chin looks huge
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Okay, here's what I can't figure out. With all the plastic surgery she's had over the past couple of years, WHY, oh WHY, didn't she have that banana sticking out of her lower face removed????
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Aww, what a sweet puppy! I love English Bulldogs. I want Meaty from Rob & Big.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
gawd...look at pete's combover... he sure was styling at his wedding...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Asslee looks like Madame from Wayland Flowers and Madame. She really should not turn to show a profile.
He is also a flaming bag of fug.
Barf!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
You could land a plane on that chin.
(sorry...had to)
My dream was always to marry a guy who flat irons his hair. Such a man!
Mutt is a nickname, not his given name. But either way, with that mug it had to be a cruel childhood nickname that just stuck.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Seriously, who names their kid Mutt??? He's certainly living up to his name. I hate the ones that schtuup the help (Yeah, you, Robin Williams, Jude Law, Ethan Hawke, etc...). This is why I only hired fat and ugly housekeepers and nannies. Shit, even my lawn guys are fug...just in case.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Holy shit, I logged on to make a chin comment, but I can't because you guys are a bunch of the funniest MOFOS anywhere. Can't think of anything funnier to say!
But on another note, I can just see Papa Joe working the camera while Jessica is on the dance floor: "That's it, baby, shake it for daddy. More tits and ass toward the camera...there you go..." BARFFFF!!!
Okay...
I'ma need my MAN to NOT use as much make-up and hair products as I DO...
I'm just saying...
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 8:45am.
and you know they are the WORST kind.
well after hohan, paris, kim k., kimbo, shitney, heidi, chestica .. have i left anyone out?
I see they decided not to wash their hair...as per the usual...hopefully they'll wash their child's hair...
The cover should have just featured the dog. He's at least cute and NOT annoying as shit. And he hasn't put out a shitty albums. That's a plus!
Is there such a dearth of real stars that these two zeros command a mil for their stupid shotgun wedding photos?
Rhetorical question.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by tree on May 21, 2008 - 8:44am.
What is that THING under her face (and no, I don't mean her chin)? Is that a goth bouquet? GROSS.
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yea she had like 37 million black roses .... cuz they are so cool like that.
Submitted by forever.now on May 21, 2008 - 10:41am.
HA HA HA!
I just pictured him in a wedding dress and super long eye lashes and fighting over the flower toss with the brides maids and Jess.
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Submitted by Raven on May 21, 2008 - 7:44am.
SWISS LSUTS!
What is that THING under her face (and no, I don't mean her chin)? Is that a goth bouquet? GROSS.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 8:40am.
Who hooked up for real with their Swiss caretaker, who herself was attached (married, maybe?). The story I read was esCANdalo.
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People reports:
"But sources close to the situation say a third party was involved: Marie-Anne Thiébaud, a longtime secretary and manager of the couple’s chateau in Switzerland. "Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source."
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20201011,00.html
SLUTS!!!
it was nice of papa joe and jessica to give ashlee a role in the wedding.
This is just part of the new advertising trend to place product marketing in with the content. In this case Summer's Eve paid People a handsome fee for this cover story.
Well worth the million.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by MJF on May 21, 2008 - 7:34am.
Shania shouldn't be too surprised...she married a man named Mutt.
Who hooked up for real with their Swiss caretaker, who herself was attached (married, maybe?). The story I read was esCANdalo.