The Look On The Dog's Face Says It All
Hemingway the bulldog looks like he's trying to hold in the vomit. Hemingway, don't look behind you or the chunks will start a flowing! Hell, don't look down either, Hemingway! Nowhere is safe.
Yes, it's Hemingway with two twats on the cover of People magazine. If Asshole and Vagina in their wedding outfits doesn't make you barf, then Jessica Simpson bumping and grinding on Tony Romo will definitely bring on the heaves. Jessica thinks she's so fucking hot. Romo is laughing through the pain.