She's Back!
Brit Brit has returned from her Costa Rican adventure with Mel Gibson and she's already back in it. Brit went out to dinner with Palms Casino owner, George Maloof, at Il Sole last night. Brit might have gotten some R and R, but her weave looks done! That shit needs to go on a permanent vacation. I'm surprised the sea weed in Costa Rica didn't mistake her weave as one of its own and try to reclaim it. I think its starting to grow tentacles.
In other cheetos news, People reports that Daddy Spears has left his catering job to work for Brit Brit full-time. Court papers show that Daddy was given $10,000 on back pay to cover the first month of his co-conservatorship of her estate. He was awarded a $2,500 weekly beginning in March.
The documents say, "The responsibilities he has assumed as conservator ... have required [his] full-time attention. As a result, he has been unable to continue to his prior employment and he has lost his source of income which he needs to pay his living expenses."
Daddy Spears has bills to pay and taming Brit Brit's crazy is not an easy job. Give him the farm!
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She certainly puts the "Moo" in moo moo.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by pickles on May 21, 2008 - 9:42am.
According to Wikipedia, George Maloof dined with Britney Spears at The Nine Steakhouse hours before her infamous 2 a.m. marriage to childhood pal Jason Alexander. He could be the catalyst to bring the crazy back!
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*crossing fingers*
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
According to Wikipedia, George Maloof dined with Britney Spears at The Nine Steakhouse hours before her infamous 2 a.m. marriage to childhood pal Jason Alexander. He could be the catalyst to bring the crazy back!
"The responsibilities he has assumed as conservator ... have required [his] full-time attention"
Yes, being a sober companion generally requires full-time attention.
And yes that is what i believe he is to her. She was (and will be again once he's out of the picture) a fucking druggie whore.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
4 or 5 years ago Fortune Magazine reported this girl was on the list of money makers for that year at #1, raking in more Oprah mega-millions than Oprah.
I hope the taxpayers of California are happy with the courts having them supporting her daddy, even if it is a pittance (her purse probably costs double what the taxpayers are paying him now weekly)
Look, she just had a little white wine on top of Xanax. Not so terrible, is it?
You'd have to pay me a lot more than $2,500/week for the hepatitis risk alone.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
*I* still can't believe there are people willing to get close enough to smell her.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
So when did Ursula from `` Little Mermaid`` slither back into town?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 9:26am.
Has she always had that tatt on her foot?
She probably just stepped in dog poo on the way out.
2500 PER WEEK?? Twitney is being ripped off by her own family, for f*cks sake.
And she looks like she's about to have another meltdown. She's got the crazy eyes again. Smells like another 5150 is around the corner.
Ok.. I"m pissed, I think this bitch takes MORE pills than I do.. Theres some crazy shit going on here.. I need to draw up a board meeting STAT!! My eyes are atleast more open than yours. HAHAHA,, *points finger* ROOKIE~!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Thank Gawd for floor length dresses.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Yes Sheeps, she has always had that tattoo....what the hell is your avie? lol
I can't believe there are people who still think she can have a comeback.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
I've come to the realization that Shitney's best talent is managing to make herself look like crap despite her overabundant bank account.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Britney to self: "Dang, I shore am lookin' all bloated and splotchy. And mah weave is all moth-eaten, ya'll. What will make me look all purty? I know! Shit brown eyshadow and a ton of it and some Maybelline blush applied with a toilet brush!"
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Daddy Spears KNOWS that the second he leaves she'll be back to her old ways. Memo to Daddy Spears - you CAN'T stop her demise, you can only delay it.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
*applying wax strips to eyebrows*
Fuck!!! Do something with that shit.
Morning sluts! XOXOXO
Is her five head growing bigger?
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Rollin' with the homies
She looks like she's this close to puke. LOL
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 8:26am.
yea i think that was one of her first ...
In the second to last thumbnail, she's making the goofy face again. And we know what that means, kids! She's bringing crazy back!
*wrings hands in anticipation*
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But then again, what do I know?
Looking hot and classy as always.
could George Maloof squeeze himself like a sausage into a tighter shirt? isn't the man a mega gazillionaire and he can't buy a shirt that fits???
every button is straining ....
and i just do not get the hair thing ... could we not afford to get the hair re-done? i mean come on ... i think about getting extensions but if my shit looks like that .... HELL no.
brit .... please please please do something about the weave!!!!
Now daddy Spears is making money off of her. Great...
Stop the Presses. WTF is she WEARING!!! Did she sew some extra shit on the bottom of that dress? *barfs*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
This is sad. I was hoping for the boys sake. Looks like its going to be a contest on who could wreck their train faster.
*summoning comingback*
Jeebus hominy!
Ding Dang, I smell CRAZY TRAIN smoke a comin'....
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Um, $2500/week? I'm an attorney and I don't make that...
Man, bitch looks busted!
No sense of style whatsoever. I mean, she can turn a cute outfit into pure trash. That's cuz she is trash. Duh
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Rollin' with the homies
Very unhealthy to have Daddy Spears in charge of that situation. He obviously has a financial interest in keeping Brit under lock and key.
The court should put someone else in charge that actually has a job and an incentive to give Brit an independent life again. Daddy Spears is obviously milking this to the fullest.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Most people come back from a tropical vacation looking tanned and rested. She looks like shit. Has she always had that tatt on her foot?
she has the total opposite of fasion sense... fashion NONsense!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
even as a self-confessed britard, i have to ask WTF IS UP WITH HER NEON BLUE PANT THING ABOVE HER SHOE?
Dude, Even someone who doesn't have her money, doesn't go into a restuarant like that looking like that much crap. Brush your GD hair bitch!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Gah! Is it just me or is she sporting a touch of the Tori Spelling? So unfortunate-looking.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
I like the spaced out face the best. Shows her in her natural state.