Morning Wood

Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 10:24am.
Vivian,
I think it's that you cannot look at him shirtless without getting the scent of body odor hit you out of nowhere.
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Clarrisse, I had no idea you knew Matt personally, or are you referring to the statement he made 6 years ago in an interview: "he doesn't wear deodorant because he feels that a man should smell like a man". Matt has claimed that he does wear salt rock which is a natural mineral found in store bought deodorant.

"Eat Ye Carrots or Die, Ye Smelly Sea Dogs," is the name of Dread Pirate Heather's new vegan cookbook.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

I would consider turning vegetarian, if Heather Mills, Gwyneth Paltrow, or other vegans would look good, healthy, or younger than they are. Heather Mills doesn't look good or healthy, she is not happy and she looks older than she is. Why bother?

It's like declaring: "Turn to veganism and you will look like Heather Mills".

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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.

He's just too much of a pretty boy for me.i just can't get into him.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Matt Mc is almost hot. He's got everything working for him. 'Specially his fake teeth. Problem is...his inbredness is showing right around his eyebrow region. Please! I know & have dated men who are similiar in looks but better looking than this hillbilly. Just look at his lower forehead. Ruins it. & here people are acting like he's hot. You wanna see hot? Come to my house on a Friday night. My guy friends are stellar, genetic pieces & put this guy to shame.

*sniff* David Lynch wiv panties in his mouf was the BESTEST birfday pressie ever! Thanks MK! *teary-eyed & tipsy*

So... the David Lynch thing was kind of awesome. I'm only mildly disgusted. Mostly it was awesome.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.

I fucking LOVE that crazy David Lynch! I wish he'd put my panties in his mouth. He should set up a kissing booth, only instead of kissing he can eat your panties for five bucks or motorboat you for ten.

Vivian,
I think it's that you cannot look at him shirtless without getting the scent of body odor hit you out of nowhere.

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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."

Thanks!!

But I need some qestions to answer, dammit!! Go getchyer myspace accounts, dust them off, and send me some questions!!

Love,
Mabel

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges

He is not just sexy and handsome, but talent, I love him so much, many people told me he is dating on line now,I don't believe it , but just now I check it out on
" millionaireloves.c o m", It's true!

He is not just sexy and handsome, but talent, I love him so much, many people told me he is dating on line not ,I don't believe it , but just now I check it out on
" millionaireloves.c o m", It's true!

My first thought was that Flavio Briatore is a hero for telling off that slag. Then I thought: shame on you for not letting her drown.

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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.

He only goes without a shirt on the beach or while working out on the beach...what's so bad about seeing Matt shirtless? Whole lot better than seeing Hollyskanks without panties.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 21, 2008 - 6:05am.
Mabel's advice column is up and running on myspace!!

http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges

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I fucking LOVE IT! I wish I still had my myspace up :/
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Go Spurs!

If Stumpy Mills wants to write a how-to book, it shouldn't be about food and should be entitled "How to Make Yourself Your No. 1 Priority In Life."

This is run-of-the-mill behavior for David Lynch. What, you thought the guy that produced Eraserhead and Blue Velvet wouldn't behave this way?

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

Mabel's advice column is up and running on myspace!!

http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges

I can't believe Peggy thinks anyone will buy her pathetic cookbook. She can shove a handful of quinoa right up her arse and another down her hollow leg. HWORE.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

Matthew is wearing the shirt in the US ads because of DList! He is self-conscious after all the 'short arm' remarks.

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There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

I always confuse Dylan with Catherine Keener's ex. *smacks self for lack of goss knowledge*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

It's funny that Dylan McDermott's 12-year marriage is considered laudably long-term by Hollywood standards.

*sigh*

I remember seeing Matthew McConaughey in "A Time To Kill" and thinking he's was wet dream worthy...now, not so much.

Dylan McDermott, on the other hand (literally)mmmmmm'kay!

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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."

Uh, Dylan McDermott is acting as his own lawyer in the divorce? Sweetheart, just because you play one on TV, doesn't mean you can be one in real life. I'm a real life lawyer and I wouldn't represent myself in divorce court because that's LUNACY! People, don't represent yourself unless its in small claims court.

Second, Dylan's wife's name is Shiva...which is the period of mourning for Jews after an immediate family member dies. The name freaks me out.

David Lynch eats panties..ya learn something every day!

David Lynch is a FREAK! I love him.

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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen

Lilly Allen told off by a lecher!. Ok now, THAT's hot!
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Let me dirty up your mind.

MIke, I think he rents them. He has a lease with an option to buy. He hasn't yet explored that option.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

If it weren't for the malodorous fumes being emitted from that gorgeous bod, I'd smear myself all over Matthew McConaughey.

The only thing I'd buy that Heather Mills was selling would be a participating role in her assisted suicide.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

http://www.intimatemingle.com

He did his time. He is so young and talent. My friends on ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++love him very much. It is a niche interracial dating service

The McConagay owns any shirts??