Phoebe Price's Cottage Cheese Thighs Made The Cover Of Star Magazine!

Holy chicken cutlets with parmesan sauce! Phoebe Price's cottage cheese thighs need their own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They are famous than their glamorous owner! They have already made the cover of The National Enquirer and now they are on this week's cover of Star Magazine. PP's cheese thighs will be on Vogue's July cover. Trust this!

And Brit Brit has the best beach bod? In some cultures, maybe. Sarah Jessica Parker's beach body looks just like Mr. Burns' beach body. Wait, have they ever been in a room together?

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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:11am.

Now why would the put a small pic of Aniston in the cover? Oh, I see it, they wanted her small piccy next to Brad's, who by the way, should have never even made the cover. Why are their piccies touching themselves then?. Maybe because it would look nice with that pic of Angelina looking pissed. Fuck it, when will the fucking mags stop playing the doomed love triangle card. It got old in 2005. if they wanted to be fair, they would have put Aniston's bod as best one instead of Shitney's, but no, that would have been too obvious. *blech*
SJP's bod is far more interesting.
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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:11am.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 10:08am.

I thought you'd get it b4 he got home! *cringes* I feel really bad! Shit!

Damn OKIE! I told you to stop sending people pictures of your franks and beans! That just taint right!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:11am.

Okie..

It's okay. Shit. I wasn't doing anything wrong. LMFAO. I'm like...Do you want me to call her?
He didn't say anything! It's all good. As long as he doesn't find out about "our plan" LMFAO
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Go Spurs!

Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:08am.

Xxyxz..Woah! I hope all is ok. I didn't mean for that to happen. I thought you'd get it b4 he got home! *cringes* I feel really bad! Shit!

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Mabel's advice column is up and running on myspace!!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:03am.

Oklahoma.. Nope.. I told him the truth.LOL
He said whats her name... And he was like huh?
No biggie...
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Submitted by justjane on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:02am.

Can't believe Star Jones didn't make the cover for a best.

Brits protruding gut is less pendulous than Reeses.
Other than that there is not much difference between their version of a best and worst.

Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 10:02am.

Xxyxz?? OMG, I'm sorry.. did you pretend it was sent to the wrong number?? Oh I'm sorry!!!What happened!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by cinndy2008 on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:58am.

I love Brit so much , she looks beatiful, I just saw her profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", what kind of raltionship is she looking for? Maybe she is too lonely without her sons!

Submitted by Lory on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:58am.

Brad hasn't had a hot beach body for ages. Case in point, the Star cover. Either that's an old photo or photoshop befriended his ass for that cover.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:57am.

Submitted by mike on May 21, 2008 - 5:36am.

I'm dubious of any publication that would label Brit the "best" at anything.

wooorrd.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:56am.

Where's her neck

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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:54am.

Miss Priss ♥♥

Oklahoma... I didn't ...But SOMEBODY did. LOL

Call me if you boss isn't there later. I'm off to take the kids to school

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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:53am.

NotSoAnon.. congrats on the Caption this..

also, SJP didn't look like that on the previews on Sex in the City.. WTF, she was in undies..hmmm

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:52am.

You don't really appreciate how large Britney's become until you compare her frame to her head: her head looks proportionately too small.

Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:52am.

Reese was hoping that her pic would be covered by the mailing label... but it looks like those crafty folks have carved out a space on the other corner.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:52am.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 8:46am.
Another thing -- I look at that picture of SJP and I can't help but think of Poltergeist 2, when Craig T. Nelson pukes up that thing in the bedroom.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:49am.

I'm suddenly craving chicken kebobs and a fruit cup.

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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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Submitted by chris1984 on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:49am.

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Submitted by Ms Mia on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:49am.

Britney looks as if she is 4 months pregnant, and her arms are so thick and unshapely --this cover demonstrates that someone is delusional at Star. Her bland white swimsuit with the word "kills" written all over it is so unattractive. A VS model would be cute in it, though. Britney could make designer clothing look like it was purchased from Wal Mart, she does not wear clothing well at all.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:48am.

GD, Britney looks nothing like that in the other pictures posted this week and last week.. WTF is going on.. I call Shenanigans..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

The Star stole "Guess Who?" from The Enquirer - probably because they think that's what her name is, although people probably know her better as "Who's That?"

It's just not right.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

Submitted by chris1984 on May 21, 2008 - 8:43am.
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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on May 21, 2008 - 9:41am.

What are you saying now CTH? Did Brads mom try to give him a bath? What?

Big Tittie Brittie looks so nice. So juicy and robust! Like a big dumb ass juicy tomater!

edit! Oh shit you said birthing not bathing.
MAkes more sense now. And yes, no MIL pr SIL and def no FIL looking at nay nay area during expanding times. Or any time.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

I agree with keeping your mother in law the hell out of the delivery room! And your mom and dad for fuck's sake! I think it's crazy to let your parents watch that shit happen to your vag.

But Angie is going to be getting a planned c-section and tummy tuck so why would Brad's mom even want to see that shit?

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Submitted by chris1984 on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

Bwahahahahahah

At least her bikini bottom is telling the truth!!!

Notice how it reads "Kills" right on her coochie...hahahahahahahhhahahah

Don' touch it! It kills!!!

LOL

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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:47am.

I bet brad's mom wanted to bring Anniston into the delivery room for Angie's birth.. Bwahahaha

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:46am.

Another thing -- I look at that picture of SJP and I can't help but think of Poltergeist 2, when Craig T. Nelson pukes up that thing in the bedroom.

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:45am.

Submitted by Oxygen on May 21, 2008 - 9:41am.
LMAO....SJP is SO Mr. Burns. Can you see my hand coming into the picture and handing her a sugar cube. Neeeiiiiggghhhh
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Come to think of it, Matthew Broderick would make a good Smithers.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:45am.

I have actually seen Kate Hudson in a bathing suit IRL and bitch looks beat. She had no muscle tone and a really badly stretchmarked abdomen. Plus she had all these methy looking bruises on her legs.

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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:45am.

The body with the black shorts and bikini top is Denise Richards. She was on the Today Show this morning spewing forth her whole "Woe is me" routine.

And SJP needs to invest in a frookin' muumuu to wear at the beach! Or a fly sheet like the rest of the horses.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:45am.

And Kate Hudson is all of the sudden best.. remember last year when they ripped her apart b/c of her stomach?? which was kind of mean. They had one pic of it looking nice, then all of the sudden it was all saggy.. pushaw!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 21, 2008 - 8:41am.
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After my MIL looked up my pacheecha when the nurse said #1 had a full head of hair, I decided she wouldn't be invited back for any other deliveries.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:44am.

Submitted by chris1984 on May 21, 2008 - 9:43am.

*fuming*

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Submitted by oklahoma on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:44am.

On one magazine I seen where they had Cindy Crawford on there b/c of her Knee or something.. WTF..

What up Xxyxz.. Did you get my text last night?? Of my doggy? I'm so needy..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:43am.

Next Brit will win "Most Convincing Weave".

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:43am.

Sarah Jessica Parker needs to eat some chocolate bacon STAT!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:42am.

Not a fan of Aninston or anything, but they are basically saying that Shitney's body and Jen's are comparable...which is a lie

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:42am.

Aw, c'mon people...Brit Brit does have the best beach body...out of ALL the other humpback whales!

I love how PP's little caption says "guess who," as if there are a ton of celebs and pseudo-celebs out there with straight, long, fire-red hair. Ooh, I wonder who it could be???

Submitted by Zippy Hips on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:41am.

Ew, ew, ew! No more of PP's cellulite, I beg you!

ROFL, Reese as a worst! Her body looks so odd.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks freaky!

Britney as best?! Okay, so how much did she have to fork over for that honor? Come on, you know some $$$ has to changing hands here.

Submitted by Parker on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:41am.

That entire cover page makes me want to vom.
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Submitted by Oxygen on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:41am.

LMAO....SJP is SO Mr. Burns. Can you see my hand coming into the picture and handing her a sugar cube. Neeeiiiiggghhhh

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:41am.

Re AJ and Brad's mom.
if my mother in law had showed up whilst I was birthing, I would have called the cops. fuck that.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/21/2008 - 9:41am.

Of course they ignore the picture where Brit is photographed from the side with her gut protruding.

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